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Niles arrives in Ghana with a MacBook AND an iPad ... and a set of custom laser-etched life maxims; We meet Michelle, whose fiancé and his father allegedly emptied her entire apartment as a joke........ Get a 35% discount when you go to smileset.com/CRAYCRAY. Get the smile of your dreams for under $1200! Sign up for our premium podcast feed   with 3x the content! Just go to   ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ht...

Nigel delivers eggs to his part time girlfriend; Ben starts French lessons with Zuri on Day One; John picks a fight with a 22-year-old over who the real baby daddy is. Find the fall pieces you'll reach for most at Quince. When Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was 90 Day Fiance Cray Cray. It's the best way to support the show. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping...

Vittorio forgot to mention he moved to a farm; Zuri's French boyfriend has friends who throw ice at her John asks his very pregnant girlfriend what sacrifices SHE'S made. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go t...

Vittorio is winning at life; Andi bought a timeshare with an unemployed Aussie who doens't own shirts; Niles is selling Magic cards to fund a move to Ghana; and John reminds his pregnant 29-year-old girlfriend she's can't cut his balls off. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com/craycray with code craycray.  Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed   wit...

Mido explains why first night of secks was "so so"; Paula admits she brought perfume into the house on purpose to "test" Thomas; Debby has strong feelings about Thomas's hypothetical future teenage daughter.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed   with 3x the content! Just go to   ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠   for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5,...

Catie melts down many times, both drunk and (maybe?) sober; Edward reeeaaaallly wants kids; Rashit vapes in a closed van and somehow Thomas ends up as the villain. Find the fall pieces you'll reach for most at Quince. Go to quince.com/craycray. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.  For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast...

Rashit "pranks" a man with an allergy by hugging him, then follows him to his dressing room to yell about it; Catie asks Josh on national TV whether kissing girls counts; Debby prescribes "a firm hand" - I wonder if that will work in West Hollywood. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com/craycray with code craycray . Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast f...

Everybody gets married, obviously; Mido rates losing his virginity a "so so;" Catie kicks off her reception by demanding wine and licking her husband's face; Marissa sobs in her mother's arms and then floats down the aisle like nothing happened. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed   with 3x the content! Just go to   ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

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Even if all these people are miserable for the rest of their lives, one 57 year old Alabamian man had literally his entire life validated when a young blond woman sat on his Harley for thirty seconds AND ENJOYED IT. It's the moment he will remember on his death bed over all others. Due to scheduling issues we don't have time to edit this down to our usual 1-hour episode for non-paying subscribers,...

Debby's son DOES show up for the wedding and grills Mido about his career "prospects;" Catie and Josh haven't made any decisions about open marriage, so they're just winging it; Mallorie and Rashit indulge in Alabama maritime culture.  Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at  Bollandbranch.com/CRAYCRAY  and use  code  craycray. Sign up for ou...

Thomas welcomes Paula's family by telling them he did absolutely nothing to prepare for their arrival and then lists the 17 rules for his 500 square foot apartment; Catie is super proud of herself for not assaulting anyone when she was drunk at her bachelorette party; Mido tells Debby he will "give HER the opportunity to cook" For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY   S...

Catie is so sad she has to leave the ho life; If Ashia goes through with the wedding, her god brother is "going to have to be drunk as s*it" (we identify); Marissa, somehow, with seemingly little effort, is even more unlikeable this week than any of the prior weeks. She's really working overtime.  Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at  Boll...

Mido plans the most romantic proposal in 90 Day Fiance history; Katie's family definitely doesn't like her; WHY MALLORIE FACE LIKE TOILET.   For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed  with 3x the content! Just go to  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you alrea...

TOO monochromatic, EDWARD. No bracelets, EDWARD! Urgh, I don't like anything about you EDWARD, except your d**k. Now go get in the back seat of the car.   Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at Bollandbranch.com/CRAYCRAY and use  code craycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed   with 3x the content! Just go to   ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https:...

Marissa yells at Edward about the trash; Marissa yells at Edward for trying to taste food; Marissa yells at Edward for not standing up for himself; Marissa yells at Edward for trying to hold her hand. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed  with 3x the content! Just go to  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Notable quotes for episode 9: "I Haven't seen you rifutre it out yet and you have not been successful in your life at all."  "I don't like that things happen when they're bad." ""I'm turning 55 this weekend! 55 is the new 35!" (Not in Kentucky, apparently) Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch during their Annual Summer Event. For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at bollandbranch.com/cra...

Edward fixed a fence. Ashia is on the verge of menopause. Paula and Thomas fight about more tiny stuffs.  For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY Sign up for our premium podcast feed   with 3x the content! Just go to   ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠   for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon ac...

Marissa wants Edward to be the "family appropriate version" of himself; Debbie describes her very problematic exchange with Mido as a "bad day"; SHUT UP AND MEDITATE.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed   with 3x the content! Just go to   ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠   for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account,...

Paula cooks breakfast with beef tallow in a gas mask; Mido shows his dark side; Rashit is still sitting on Brandy's tailgate.  Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch during their Annual Summer Event. For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at bollandbranch.com/craycray with code craycray. Sign up for our premium podcast feed   with 3x the content! Just go to   ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www....

Soooo..... everyone is.... much blanco here....?? F**K BRANDY. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to 3DayBlinds.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed  with 3x the content! Just go to  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycr...

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