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#38: White Wine On An ATV 13.03.2019 1:03:04 ↓

TIMECODES: 3:10 - #ALLCAPS 9:10 - NHL: Playoffs update! 20:00 - Catie's dreamboat 34:10 - Forced Bonding 49:28 - Listener questions We had an audio problem on Catie’s end this week, as you will definitely hear. We’re sorry about that and we thank you for sticking with us anyway!

#37: Overrate This A$$ 06.03.2019 1:16:55 ↓

TIMECODES: 1:46 - Merch update! 2:55 - #ALLCAPS 29:21 - NHL chitchat 34:39 - Rave's thought canoe 43:40 - Whose Line-y Is It Anyway? 1:01:17 - Listener questions

#36: The Dirtbag Triad 27.02.2019 1:11:13 ↓

TIMECODES: 2:12 - Merch announcement! 3:34 - #ALLCAPS 15:18 - NHL chitchat 25:40 - Eva's dreamboat 38:58 - Our Major Motion Picture 53:27 - Listener questions

#35: Brittle Twizzler 21.02.2019 1:08:12 ↓

We experienced some technical issues this week, so plz don’t be caught off guard when the audio quality shifts about halfway through! We did our best! TIMECODES: 1:40 - #ALLCAPS 10:07 - NHL chitchat 27:40 - Kelly's dreamboat 38:22 - Heart Trophy Power Rankings 54:30 - Listener questions

#34: All By Myself Dot MP3 13.02.2019 1:25:00 ↓

TIMECODES: 2:10 - #ALLCAPS 16:40 - NHL chitchat 33:08 - Rave's dreamboat 49:45 - NHL's Lonely Hearts 1:07:55 - Listener questions

#33: Is THIS A Handsome Man?? 06.02.2019 1:03:44 ↓

TIMECODES: 02:50 - #ALLCAPS 08:50 - NHL chitchat 17:10 - Shameboatin' 35:10 - The 2019 (All) Star Sign Game 50:30 - Listener questions

#32: @NotAPenguin78 30.01.2019 1:02:15 ↓

TIMECODES: 01:40 - #ALLCAPS 08:00 - NHL/All Star Game chitchat 25:05 - Kelly's dreamboat(s) 31:25 - Solo Number 44:40 - Listener questions

#31: The Desert of Whoms 23.01.2019 1:28:53 ↓

TIMECODES: 3:30 - #ALLCAPS 16:22 - NHL chitchat 29:15 - Eva's dreamboat 45:05 - Lesser Halves Charity Baskets 1:12:40 - Listener questions

#30: Sympathy For The Overdog 16.01.2019 1:18:19 ↓

TIMECODES: 02:00 - #ALLCAPS 25:50 - NHL chitchat 39:55 - Rave's dreamboat 46:50 - Star (Sign) Wars 01:06:15 - Listener questions

#29: Jumbo Jamie 09.01.2019 1:08:53 ↓

TIMECODES: 01:25 - #ALLCAPS 14:07 - NHL chitchat 20:58 - Special guest "Jamie Benn" 27:00 - Catie's (& everyone's) dreamboat 38:35 - Which Hockey?: Meetup Group edition 53:50 - Listener questions

#28: Kids And Their Devices 26.12.2018 1:01:02 ↓

TIMECODES: 02:00 - #ALLCAPS 12:15 - NHL chitchat 28:23 - Kelly's dreamboat 37:15 - Our Team Is A Family 53:32 - Listener questions

#27: A Hard Left Back to Chaos Town 19.12.2018 1:28:46 ↓

TIMECODES: 04:15 - #ALLCAPS 21:00 - NHL chitchat 33:20 - Eva's dreamboat 43:35 - Secret Satan 1:06:26 - Listener questions

#26: Andre Burakovsky's Growth Mindset Affirmation of the Week 12.12.2018 1:02:15 ↓

Are Hallmark holiday movies an easy target for #jokes? Sure. Are we too good to dip from that well? Never ever. In addition: the hitting rubric, a Tinder full of Canucks, and something adjacent to "Gone Girl"-ing.

#25: Arena Mood Lighting 05.12.2018 1:29:00 ↓

Catie has prepared a fresh batch of Tom Wilson Is The Greatest Hockey Player Of All Time juice and it's time to take a f***in' sip, babes. Other topics: haunted doll William Nylander, ideal goal songs, and a Dreamboat with flow.

#24: How To Neg A Man 21.11.2018 1:11:06 ↓

Turn on the time machine! Professor Kelly is ready to whisk us back to the '80s for a #defection bedtime story. Also: trades, tests, and Thanksgiving dinner guests. (By the way, listeners: We're thankful for you. xoxo.)

#23: Capital L "Like" Capital T "That" 14.11.2018 1:09:30 ↓

Do you revel in the suffering of your enemies, or are you the type to pretend your enemies don’t even exist? Doesn't matter. This podcast endorses both.

#22: Severe Magician Face 08.11.2018 1:14:28 ↓

Every part of this episode is inappropriate, up to and including the round of "Hockey or Livestock-y?" that we finally forced Eva and Kelly to play. Desperate times call for extra weird silliness, we don't make the rules.