What A Time To Be Alive

This week on What A Time To Be Alive, we dissect every possible aspect of the Taco Bell/sauce experience before getting into some horny toad news, a man suing over his free Burger King for life, why 'Bowsette' will never exist in the Nintendo universe, and controversy at this years Mummer's parade Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be...

On this week’s end of the year What A Time To Be Alive, we look at the kid who called 911 over some Christmas snow pants, some great news for nunchuck users, the blue light that terrified/captivated New York City, and the passing of the horny, dunking otter in Oregon. Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on P...

We're scattering to different parts of the country for the holidays but we wanted to give you a little gift: a collection of some our favorite animal-related What A Time stories, including: a horse somehow getting into the damn club, a cocaine distributing sea turtle, a dead emotional support hamster, New Zealand monkey justice, and the unfortunate iguana holocaust Get one of our brand new t-shirt...

It's a mostly international What A Time To Be Alive as a we take a look at why the Gucci Priest is no longer on Instagram, why a man was stuck in a grease trap for several days, Eli shares some classic Icelandic holiday folk lore, a German chocolate disaster, and a Russian robot scandal! Come to our stand up showcase tomorrow night (12/18) at 10 pm at Standup NY! Reserve free tickets here: standup...

The gang’s back together as the Emu & Donkey love story somehow has a happy ending, we take a look at some ancient thigh-highs, find out what Hawaiian monk seals are doing with eels, what obscene thing a man turned wood into, and our new favorite YouTube star! Come to our stand up showcase on 12/18 at 10 pm at Standup NY! Reserve free tickets here: http://standupny.laughstub.com/event.cfm?id=52057...

Courtney Maginnis joins us on this week’s episode to break down the dark side of the Cameo app, our farting, knife wielding hero of the week, more chaos in the animal kingdom, Payless vs. influencers, and a self-Loomering for the ages Follow Courtney on Twitter @courtmaginnis Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We...

Happy Thanksgiving, we're giving your this week's Patreon bonus ep for your travels! On this week's episode, Kath loves her new sound effect, David Arquette almost dies in a wrestling death match, British kids have posh names, and Sour Patch Kids get their own cereal Become a subscriber to our patreon for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod

The hilarious Paul F. Tompkins joins us on this week's episode as we look into the great dart fart controversy of 2018, a theft of Red Lobster’s namesake, the MAGA guy banned from Disney World, and the chaos that ensued at a flat earther convention November 27th is our next FREE What A Time To Be Alive stand up show at Stand Up NY w/ Patty, Kath, Eli, and special guests Martin Urbano, Xazmin Garza...

All three of us are allowed to be here as we get into some strange love in the animal kingdom, the rowdiest restaurant patron ever, a pole dancing principal, an A+ MAGA scammer, and some naughty pilots Grab shirts and other merch at our TeePublic: www.teepublic.com/user/whatatimetobealive We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our...

We're all here and definitely awake as we look at Avatar and its decades-spanning sequels, a classic fighting Florida man, Red Dead Redemption porn, a man with bad hot bar soup etiquette, and Jacob Wohl's big, dumb week Grab shirts and other merch at our TeePublic: www.teepublic.com/user/whatatimetobealive We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/what...

We're back and we're spooky as investigate a fire started by an adult son, the escalation of the 50 Cent-Ja Rule feud, why Post Malone is actually Postmates Malone, a gold-digging pooch, and TEETH, TEETH, TEETH! Grab shirts and other merch at our TeePublic: www.teepublic.com/user/whatatimetobealive We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod...

We're all here for once as we investigate how 22,000 steel balls terrorized Seattle, how a Swedish girl discovered a beach sword, the depolorables comedy tour, what chip was used to lure a giant pig, and some Hitler news! B-52’S REMIX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0z6vaBg3WA Our second FREE What A Time To Be Alive stand up show is TOMORROW, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23rd at Stand Up NY with all three o...

Folks, we tackle a lot of stories this week, including what giant animal once snatched a Neanderthal child, what old west tool the cops have turned into a future weapon, what dumb ass shit Elon Musk is doing this week, a serial gnome thief, and how some confederate statues were hilariously vandalized Our second FREE What A Time To Be Alive stand up show is TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23rd at Stand Up NY with...

The hilarious Ike Barinholtz joins us on this weeks episode to get into some Village People lore and talk about his new movie 'The Oath' before we take a look at some birds getting wasted, some more piss news, a horse going wild in a bar, the ongoing saga of the thicc wife guy, and more! Follow Ike on Twitter @ikebarinholtz and watch the trailer for his new movie, 'The Oath', out October 12th http...

This week on What A Time To Be Alive we find out the dangers of throwing a gender reveal party, the useless junk found on Facebook marketplace, why you say you're a terrorist when traveling abroad, how a Bruno Mars song could put your life at risk, and the trials and tribulations of the piss addicted goats of Olympic National Park We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more st...

It's a wildlife filled What A Time To Be Alive as we take a look at a baby whale in a dumpster, some lobsters who may or may not be getting high, a badass raccoon break-in, a nursery rhyme annoying an entire town, and a Texas mayor on the hunt for an alligator Our stand up show at Stand Up NY (with all 3 of us) is TOMORROW NIGHT at Stand Up NY w/ guests J.P. McDade, Kenice Mobley, Bryan Yang, and...

The old three are back together again to find a missing school bus, ponder how Roseanne's character will die on 'The Conners', how a toddler helped pull off the heist of the week, what mystery liquid ended up at an airport, and more! Our stand up show at Stand Up NY (with all 3 of us) is NEXT TUESDAY at Stand Up NY w/ guests J.P. McDade, Kenice Mobley, Bryan Yang, and Casey James Salengo! FREE adm...

Fellow tall boy Luke Mones joins us on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive to drink some Body Armor and get into how a big red ball terrorized Toledo, a rat who evacuated a building, the deli non-heist of the century and some wild shit that went at multiple zoos Follow Luke on Twitter @lukemones We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Jo...

We weren’t able to record this week for reasons that may or may not include thousands of flies, so we put together a bunch of our favorite stories that made us say the thing that’s the title of the podcast, featuring all your favorite characters and moments, like both Michaels (Rotondo & Channels), Rand Paul's suplex loving neighbor, Italian meatball thievery, robot toilets of the future, how seag...

Comic Mike Abrusci joins us on this week’s What A Time pod to talk about a certain Puerto Rican Rattlesnake that won an MMA fight, that clearly fake Warren Buffett Twitter account that fooled everyone, the Times Square bee infestation, horny dolphins, a man and his massive lemon theft, and the lovable farting security guard Follow Mike on Twitter @mikeabrusci We are on Patreon! Become a patron for...

Folks, we're all here for the second week in a row to find out how scientists got to the bottom of the mysteries of Red Bull & vodka, an Indian man who really misses his girlfriend, the proper way of putting your ass and balls into a bath, the downfall of Hooters, and those shirtless Krassenstein boys We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatime...

The gang’s all back together this week for some additional goat news, the harsh consequences for filling a water cup with soda, what spilled all over the road of a St. Louis highway, a man who tested positive for every drug, and the latest in the Elon Musk/Grimes saga We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: di...

Patty is away in lipstick city but the hilarious Kate Willett joins us this week as we find out how 'Rick & Morty' is annoying the world this week, what type of garment chickens are wearing, Jordan Peterson's awful diet, the army of goats that got loose on one unsuspecting town, and more! You can follow Kate on Twitter @katewillett We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more s...

On this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, we investigate the aquatic heist of the century, the best way to put out a fire in public, why the Heaven's Gate cult is back in the news, a fake Egyptian zoo Zebra, and more! We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discord.gg/sSRGUKQ @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyu...

Meatballs are back in the news on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive when an intruder decides to do some cookin', a catfish terrorizes the German countryside, a nude man ruins the gym for everyone, and more global hijinks We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discord.gg/sSRGUKQ @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro //...