Vendor Chronicles

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Q the Messager shares a hilarious yet eye-opening moment when an old church lady, Betty Smith, scolded him on TikTok for cursing in a freestyle video. Meanwhile, Shane the Brain dives into the etymology of "fanny" and "fuck," and the conversation takes a historical turn as they discuss Dred Scott, the first Black man to go to court for his free...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Q the Messenger relives a traumatic cat-related memory after diving into the origins of "there’s more than one way to skin a cat." Shane the Brain goes off on a tangent of "P" words, breaks down the terminal velocity of a turd, and tells a bizarre tale of a body found in a water tower. Meanwhile, Q shares a hilarious story about pooping in the...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Q the Messenger’s daughter, Leilani, joins the conversation to school Shane the Brain on modern slang, breaking down the true meaning of "riz." Shane takes the lesson and runs with it, using "twin," "rari," and "riz" in a sentence—whether he gets it right is up for debate. Things heat up as Q spits a freestyle for the first...

Send us Fan Mail The first real snowfall of the year brings snowman carcasses to the streets, setting the tone for a conversation that’s as unpredictable as the weather. Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox drop some unexpected facts about Omaha, Nebraska, before diving into the wild history of people riding whiskey barrels over Niagara Falls. As Vendor Chronicles continues to grow, Shane asks...

Send us Fan Mail In this lively and unpredictable episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox explore the nuances between "finna" and "fixing" while finally tapping into the bottle of Woodford Reserve gifted by Dylan Russell of Sauce Daddy during his guepisode. Shane the Brain strikes again, sharing his interpretation of the acronym E.P., sparking laughter and thought. Th...

Send us Fan Mail In this special Veterans Day episode, we honor and give thanks to all the brave men and women who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future. Q the Messenger reflects on attending a Veterans Day assembly at his daughter's school—a powerful moment when he realized the worth of his years of sacrifice in the Air Force through the kids' heartfelt appreciation. Sh...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover a wild range of topics, from Tina Turner insuring her legendary legs to Ike Turner’s infamous "pimp hand." Things take a serious turn as Shane shares a shocking story about being called a cracker and having a gun pulled on him in a parking lot, leading to a deep dive into race relations...

Send us Fan Mail In the Season 3 premiere, Shane the Brain breaks down the world of firearms, from calibers to Dirty Harry and sagging pistols, while Q the Messenger reminisces about firing his first gun—a nickel-plated, pearl-handled .38 special. The discussion takes a musical turn with Three Dog Night’s “Joy to the World” setting the vibe. Q the Messenger shares a cautionary tale about his first...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we sit down with Jordan, the Founder of Leaves of Eden CBD, as she takes us through her journey from teaching and coaching gymnastics to building her successful CBD business with her boyfriend, Tom. Jordan shares insights into the differences between spoken and written German, how to properly enjoy sauerkraut, and her love for soul food—especially her desire to le...

Send us Fan Mail In this "guepisode" (a clever term coined by Shane the Brain Knox), we sit down with Huntsville’s renowned artist, Ase Selah, to explore his inspiring journey. Growing up on the rough streets of Connecticut, Ase found refuge in art, joining the prestigious CCY art program after high school. Faced with the harsh realities of his environment, he made the life-changing deci...

Send us Fan Mail In this unpredictable and wildly entertaining episode, Q the Messenger reflects on the birth of his son, Ezra, and shares a hilarious story about drinking breast milk in Las Vegas. Shane the Brain recounts his time at a vendor event in Atlanta, raving about the best street tacos he’s ever had and diving into some unforgettable tales. The duo discusses Joe Biden potentially giving...

Send us Fan Mail "In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, the crew ventures to a cigar bar, only to find themselves in a strange encounter where the truth proved stranger than fiction. Shane the Brain dives deep into the concept of two things being true depending on time, place, and matter, offering plenty of food for thought. We give a heartfelt shoutout to our listeners grinding away at their...

Send us Fan Mail Bringin  fresh insights and lively conversation to Vendor Chronicles. Shane impresses with his use of the word ‘indelible,’ gives a shoutout to Miley Cyrus for bringing twerking to the mainstream, and recites Robert Frost’s iconic poem 'Fire and Ice.' We dive into the idea that ‘it’s all in your head,’ explore Spanish slang cuss words, reflect on ancient philosophers, an...

Send us Fan Mail "In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox sit down with Dylan Russell, founder and owner of Sauce Daddy. Dylan shares his journey into the sauce business, his experiences training in MMA, and a hilarious story about getting punched in the face by 'Big Roman' during sparring, which made him rethink his MMA path. We dive into the...

Send us Fan Mail "In this episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into unforgettable stories and musical moments. We talk about a pimp named Slickback, and Shane attending a wedding with his beautiful family in a turtleneck. Q gives his rendition of Stevie Ray Vaughan’s ‘The Sky Is Crying,’ and the duo ranks their top three guitar players. Shane brings Chuck Berry to life with...

Send us Fan Mail "Shane was on fire in this episode as he and Q the Messenger agree to step out of their comfort zones and try an open mic comedy show. They dive into hilarious and thought-provoking topics, including Dave Chappelle’s skit about the blind Black white supremacist and the different forms of Tourette syndrome—like ‘Roll Tide, bitch!’ Shane shares stories from the Yellow Daisy Fes...

Send us Fan Mail "In this thought-stimulating, transparent, and truthful episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into everything from a coworker named Blister to a farmer 'outstanding in their field.' We share stories of drinking ice wine near Niagara Falls, unpack the use of curse words, and explore the meaning of 'gay.' We also discuss Stone Mountain, the...

Send us Fan Mail "Season 2 kicks off with a bang as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into a wild mix of topics, tackling the taboo of discussing politics and religion, and even debating whether the earth is flat or round. What if God is an alien? We explore that, too. Things get hilarious as we talk about being infatuated with little people, Q’s favorite character being the dwarf...

Send us Fan Mail Today on Vendor Chronicles, we have a truly remarkable guest—Lindsey Pattillo-Keane, the first Executive Director of the MidCity District Association. Lindsey is a proud Huntsville native who brings a wealth of experience and passion to her role. She transitioned into this exciting position after serving as the Director of Marketing and Property Activation for RCP Companies and Mi...

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Send us Fan Mail "In this unapologetically raw episode of Vendor Chronicles , Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover it all—from Tony Hawk and Simone Biles to Egg Beater Jesus, and even Buc-ee’s famous beef jerky. We swap wild stories about bugs in popcorn, bees in margaritas, and the hustle behind organic honey. Dive into our personal origin stories and the chaos of child custody swa...

Send us Fan Mail "Ready for the wildest ride yet? In this episode of Vendor Chronicles , Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox break down the roots of early rap music, debate whether you should settle for low expectations or dream big, and spill the tea on Gonzo Fest at MidCity. We tackle the Star Wars vs. Star Trek battle that'll have you saying, 'We can't be friends anymor...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for a wild ride in this episode of Vendor Chronicles as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into everything from the deeper meaning of art to the life and influence of Frank Zappa. We question historical figures like J. Edgar Hoover, debate the significance of individual voting, and even reflect on the legacy of Bill Clinton. From sharing stories about the Art...

Send us Fan Mail Buckle up for a no-holds-barred episode of Vendor Chronicles as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox tackle everything from controversial constitutional rights to corruption within police departments. We question the mainstream narrative on guns, the military draft, and the gritty realities of boot camp at Lackland Air Force Base. Things get even more intense as we explore the...

Send us Fan Mail Join Q the Messanger and Shane the Brain on Huntsville's hottest new podacst Vendor Choronicles. In our groundbreaking first episode, we discuss everything from music to fatherhood to Qs beginnings as an entrepreneur. Support the show