Turtle Time

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the piping hot new trailer for Summer House season 9 as well as Al Pacino getting a little bit of lunch with Leonard DiCaprio. (00:00 - 16:15) We then discuss this week's fun episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 11 - "Creature from the Love Lagoon." (16:15) And...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest awful developments in the James Kennedy domestic violence scandal as well as Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson's very public relationship turmoil. (00:00 - 39:37) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 1...

Join us as we spend this week's Patreon episode discussing the James Kennedy tragedy, as well as parts one and two of the season 5 reunion. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's interview with Alex Baskin, the Hawk Tua Crypto Coin crash, and Taylor Swift. (00:00 - 18:25) We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 11 - "A Room of One's Own." (18:25) We then discuss this week's fun...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the end of Gypsy Rose and Ryan Anderson's marriage, Lindsay Hubbard giving birth to a child, Kristen Doute's baby gender reveal, and our thoughts on Leonardo Da Vinci. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, epis...

In the season 5 finale of Vanderpump Rules, Bert, Billy, and Brandon watch their brother and Katie Maloney get married to each other. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in yo...

Happy December, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's buoyant episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the post-Thanksgiving Bravo landscape, as well as RHOSLC's Mary Cosby potentially saying a horrible thing about Lisa Barlow's son. (00:00 - 18:50) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 9 - "Darby V. Darby". (18:15) And then w...

Katie and Tom's wedding celebration seems perfect so far. But little do they know that Jax is having a lot of trouble coordinating the arrival of Tom's triplet brothers. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if...

Happy Thanksgiving, little turtle cuties! On today's sad episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the death of one of the most iconic reality television shows of all time, as well as Luann de Lesseps making out with Hugh Grant. (00:00 - 47:55) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 8 - "Wendy's Second 40th Birthday". (48:00) And then we quickly...

It's Turtle Time Breaking News! Amy and Riley react to the closing of Schwartz & Sandy's. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in y...

Jax Taylor wants to surprise Tom Schwartz by flying out all of his triplet brothers to be there on his wedding day. But Jax is about to find out that not everything good comes in threes!  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning...

Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! We're back with another episode of Turtle Time! Amy and I talk about the movie Wicked for 7 more minutes and then get right into our recap of Part 2 and Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion. (07:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear ex...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Amy seeing the film, Wicked, and the Wizard of Oz franchise as a whole, Jax Taylor getting into a car accident, and Jay Leno's tragic fall down a hill. (00:00 - 22:36) And then we quickly discuss the latest horrible episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 8 - "The Leaky Pigeo...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss John Krasinski being named the Sexiest Man Alive, Brittany Cartwright opening a new bar, Teddi Mellencamp cheating on her husband, the Wicked dolls that are causing the nation to panic, and much more! (00:00 - 26:11) And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York C...

Lisa Vanderpump tests her hostess, Katie O'Malley, to see if she can handle being a server at SUR. Also, Tom and Katie are trying to enjoy their joint bachelor / bachelorette trip in the midst of relationship turmoil. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Ru...

Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss JT Thomas quitting Southern Charm before production wraps, the negative reaction to this season of RHONY, and the end of Real Housewives of Dubai. (00:00 - 25:30) And then we break down another wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 15 episode 8 - "Don't Wake Toddy". (25:30) As w...

Welcome back, God's babies! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Bethenny Frankel's reaction to the election and no other news except for that. (00:00 - 12:35) And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 6 - "Erin Starts a Mescal Business" (12:35) As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives o...

Lisa Vanderpump knows the menu at SUR is perfect but that won't stop her from asking Chef Joe to put his cooking skills to the test to create three new entrees. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need...

We're back again, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! This episode is hot off the presses! Amy and Riley first discuss Amy seeing The Exorcist in theaters and they also talk about the Conclave fever that is sweeping the nation. (00:00 - 11:40) And then Amy and Riley discuss the shit out of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 16 - "Sunday Roasted" as well as last night's season...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news and the upcoming trailers for the new Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons. (00:00 - 36:55) And then we break down everything that happened on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 7 - "The Huzzbands" (36:55) As well as the latest...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Tom Sandoval's new podcast in which he discusses the issues he had with Billie Lee, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, serial killers that have never been caught, and much more! (00:00 - 35:00) And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of Potomac season 9,...

Peter Madrigal finally realizes his dreams of becoming a producer by bringing his passion project, The Riven Destiny, to life. But will Tom Sandoval's performance as Commander Staka turn Peter's dream into a nightmare? Also, Katie uses her power as a bride-to-be to demand that Ariana apologizes to Stassi. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tamra Judge's autism diagnosis, Big Jim Bellino's newest fling, the latest news on the final season of Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, and much more! (00:00 - 43:00) And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 3 - "Dramamin...

This episode of Vanderpump Rules has everything - Ariana rides a horse! James gets hypnotized! Lisa finally paints the VIP room at SUR a perfect purple color! Jax gets frustrated when Brittany and her mother, Sherri, confront him about the rumors that he kissed his friend, John! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joker: Folie A Deux, Jen Shah getting out of prison early on good behavior, Bethenny Frankel's criticism of Kamala Harris' Call Her Daddy interview, and our final verdict on the Menendez Brothers case, and the latest updates on Vanderpump Rules' last season. (00:00 - 42:10) And then we break down every...