The Authors Cave

Always brewing for disaster

Tony Delgado up to no good at the school trying to fool everyone

Lost in Las Vegas looking for a restaurant but competitors keep arguing who’s the best

Fell asleep and had a dream in space…

Chapter 1 — The Email That Barked Jimmy’s perfectly ordered workday begins to unravel when his boss’s emails start sounding less like corporate communication and more like something… canine. A quiet, absurd introduction to a workplace where nothing is quite what it seems.

What happens when devotion collides with conscience? a sincere believer raised to trust that obedience to religious authority is obedience to God. His life is orderly, faithful, and purposeful—until a promise fails.

Tony Delgado had a talent for two things: inventing stories that made adults panic and getting himself into situations that required at least three fire extinguishers to resolve. By the age of ten, he was already a seasoned practitioner of both.

Tony Delgado had always understood attention to be a dangerous, intoxicating substance. Like chocolate for the soul, but sometimes with fire hazard warnings. He had never fully anticipated how quickly a single misstep could catapult him from “kid with burnt pants” to local legend—and possibly viral disaster.

CHAPTER 3 — School: Lie Academy Tony Delgado had begun to suspect that school was less a place of learning and more a testing ground for his increasingly sophisticated lying skills. It wasn’t that he hated school—he loved recess, art class, and, occasionally, lunch—but the teachers and students seemed determined to expose him at every opportunity. After the “Talent Show Fire Incident,” Tony had ea...

Tony Delgado had a talent for two things: inventing stories that made adults panic and getting himself into situations that required at least three fire extinguishers to resolve. By the age of ten, he was already a seasoned practitioner of both.

Tony Delgado had a talent for two things: inventing stories that made adults panic and getting himself into situations that required at least three fire extinguishers to resolve. By the age of ten, he was already a seasoned practitioner of both.

On a peaceful Ukrainian farm, one small goat changes everything.

Between Waves and Shadows

A story about a native warrior

Jokes about Trump trying to impose tarifs at United Nations.

Mr McDonald goes on a promenade and gets a surprise

All the mishaps of life in various episodes

A musical trip to Portugal, Spain,France, Italy & Ireland

Comedy about married people followed by a children's song after another comedy kermit the frog doing a drug deal followed by another love song i wrote