Midlight Crisis

Chapter 11 is here to ask you your favourite colour, and your favourite sport, and your favourite book, and -- well, it's a lot. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they struggle to do simple math, discuss what Bella's favourite things say about her, and lament the realization that they're all Edward.

Chapter 10 asks the BIG QUESTIONS, about like vampires and stuff. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they talk about Edward eating pizza, bear hunting (again), and why vampires even need to drink blood in the first place.

Deck your halls, holly your jollies, and buckle up for a departure from our regularly-scheduled Twilight content to bring you [TITLE PENDING], the vampire Christmas rom-com of everyone's dreams! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they pitch their future award-winning holiday romp full of festive tradition, the value of love, and a dead turkey. 

Chapter 9 runs in a straight line straight into your podcast feed. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how fast Edward is compared to other animals, the Persephone myth, and Hannah's inconvenient inability to pronounce the word "midnight."

Chapter 8 takes a wild ride through the wilder city of Port Angeles. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as we discuss how Edward's mind reading works, why vampires growl, and how much we rEALLY LIKE THESE BOOKS.

Chapter 7 appears from the woods in kind of a lackluster fashion, honestly. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Bella's literary preferences, the various flavours of animal blood, and vampire mythos from around the world.

Chapter 6 diverges into two separate scenes (imagine that) as Bella goes to the beach and Edward goes hunting. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss fishes that look like eels but aren't, vampire hobbies, and the introduction of Jacob.

Chapter 5 oozes into its budding romance like blood from a pricked finger and also like this metaphor oozing away from me. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they talk about relationship dynamics, Sam's swoon scale, and the effects of vampirism on the environment.

Chapter 4 is much less totally cool than we thought it would be, as Edward faceplants hard into creeper status. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss vampire SCUBA diving, Edward's collection of red flags, and how difficult it can be to talk to humans.

During the off-week, enjoy this short bonus episode! Join Hannah as she takes a joke entirely too far, and re-cuts Episode 3 into a Star Wars podcast just to spite Sophie, who used to be her very good friend... but might not be after this.   May the Force be with you.

Chapter 3 starts to pick up speed - like a van traveling over ice. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Edward's growing obsession, their favourite storytelling tropes, and definitely not Star Wars.

Chapter 2 covers the iconic first conversation in biology and... not much else, really. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how to flirt with a microscope, what reading YA characters feels like as an adult, and get surprisingly heated about adults who can't cook.

Chapter 1 re-introduces us to Bella and, for the first time, to Edward's homicidal internal monologue. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah in a discussion of the fated cafeteria scene, the top-rated YA Books on Goodreads right now, and the YA stories that changed our lives. 

As any good prologue does, Episode 0 sets the stage for the story -- or stories -- to come. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah in a discussion of what the YA genre even is, and come back in two weeks as we finally sink our teeth into the most forbidden of Twilight Saga fruits: Midnight Sun.