Midlight Crisis

Chapter 152 is bringing you light broth and sedatives to help you recover from the end of The Hunger Games. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the implications of being a Victor, how to flirt over MSN Messenger, and weather multiple Midlight pet interruptions.

Chapter 151 is okay for teens, I guess? This is okay?? We’re not okay. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how much more horrifying the book is than the movie, the horrifying tribute-werewolf muttations, and Cato’s horrifying suffering at the end of the Games.

Chapter 150 est désormais disponible en français ; oh non, ça ne présage rien de bon. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the 74th Hunger Games recap episode, cannons and roller coasters for fish, and try to figure out how old they were in 2010.

Chapter 149 has all the food materials we need to bake an exciting hour of content. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the capitalist system behind District 12 (in a fun and interesting way!), the complex context of Foxface’s death, and large boulders the size of small boulders.

Chapter 148 has gotten us back on a watchlist with our Googling habits, whoopsie. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss making bread in the arena, heathens - no, sorry, heath hens, and invent a new Hunger Games OC: the last intrepid plains ecologist.

Chapter 147 is inviting you to a feast that is totally not a trap for anyone! It’ll be great! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss their favourite fishes, under-the-radar winning strategies, and moth symbolism.

Chapter 146 is dying of a blood infection, but in a fun and flirtatious kind of way! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how much antihistamine you need to knock out your love interest, the Gamemakers' favourite romance tropes, and how much cheese is in a clove.

Chapter 145 is shook by the changes to the rules of the Podcast Games! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the frog chorus, cake decorating as a survival skill, and how to give a convincing performance of love.

Episode 144 dies in your arms and totally radicalizes you! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss their ecological beef with Suzanne Collins, bread, and how many Taylor Swift songs you can mention in a single episode of a podcast

An apple falls, and Chapter 143 blasts apart! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how hearing works, R-rated fantasy adaptations, and bottomless PMS hunger.

Inside you there are two wolves. One is reading the Hunger Games and the other one is listening to Chapter 142. Both of them want you to join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Katniss and Rue’s friendship, goose propaganda, and how to confidently kill a buffalo.

We somehow managed to invoke Ryan Gosling twice in Chapter 141, neither time in a plot-relevant way, so please enjoy. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss inflatable bird t*tties, eating honeysuckle, and wasps, again.

Chapter 140 arrives in a tiny parachute, because it’s a gift from our sponsors! Just kidding, we don’t have sponsors. But Katniss does, so that’s nice. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss wasps, wasps, and… wasps.

Get your bets on Chapter 139 in now before it gets shot a crossbow! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss gambling on fixed games, what constitutes a medium-sized tree, and where you might find a skunk.

Hurry and listen to Chapter 138 before a hovercraft comes to take its, um, corpse away! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the number of dees in a chickadee call, drinking blood (but not in a vampire way), and whether or not you should ask your sponsor for popcorn.

Don’t step off your pedestal until you’re ready to listen to Chapter 137, or you’ll be blown up!! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss various cornucopiae, several distinct water-related topics, and the potential meanings of cannonfire.

Chapter 136 is waiting on the roof for one last night of freedom. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss sassy book Peeta, the Let Go Threshold, and get a little too involved nerding out over implantable trackers.

Strap on your heels and practice your fake smiles, and join Chapter 135 on the interview stage! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss healing workplace injuries as an adult, the horrifying canonical timeline for the first Hunger Games, and the best discontinued recipes of Newfoundland eateries.

Cue up your podcatcher and dunk your porkchop in your wine, because it’s time for Chapter 134! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss reality TV producer mentality, edible plants (for the biology), and get way too deep into the environmental regulations of Panem.

Well, folks, 2025 was a ride, wasn't it? Did anyone else have a full-blown Crisis, or was that just us? Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they reminisce over their 2025 Year In Books, including getting called out by their most read authors, nominating their annual superlatives, and accidentally inflating each others' TBRs.

Chapter 133 is coming to you with protein bars stuffed into all its pockets! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss why the Capitol is actually hell (facetious and sincere), how Katniss and Haymitch actually screwed up the iconic training scene, and tread extremely close to the line talking about how the Hunger Games is basically reality TV.

Chapter 132 is here and you're pretty sure you recognize it, except you don't because that's a crime! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the next big Capitol beauty gadgets that might also kill you instantly, goose liver classism, and, unfortunately, tongue stuff.

Jingle your bells, Hall your -mark, and get ready for the dystopia edition of Midlight Christmas! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they gender-swap a Russian folk tale, persistently try to avoid monsterf*cking, and kind of forget the entire plot (oops).   Get ready for... Jingle Ballet!

Chapter 131 is finally getting hot! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they argue over what latte means (again, because Hannah won't let it go), discuss why both Hunger Games tributes and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron have eyebrows, and rant about walkable cities and public transport for rich people.

Chapter 130 is feeling a little claustrophobic on this train, how about you? Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they trauma-dump about bullying, discuss dandelions on multiple separate occasions, and nearly end their friendship over Sophie's accidental Star Wars reference.