Horrorble Opinions

Horrorble Opinions is delightfully scared of dolls again while watching Curse of Chucky (2013), written and directed by Don Mancini. Should you ask your wheelchair bound daughter to answer the door that you are right next to? Seriously mom, Nica has to roll her ass all the way from the back of the house to go next to you to open the door. Would old people know about Charles Lee Ray going into a Go...

Don't get your beautiful dress wrinkled while watching Seed of Chucky (2004), written and directed by Don Mancini. We apologize now for Ryan's failed attempts at accents. How can hundreds of resolute swimmers look worse when Bruce Willis does not narrate them? Is it bullying if the doll that you voice calls you fat? When was the last time you saw such an artistic shot of a puppet going at...

Horrorble Opinions gets lucky with the Chucky! Wait...that came out wrong. Bride Of Chucky (1998), directed by Ronny Yu. Who hasn't owned at least one For Dummies book? What do you really want out of a doll love-making scene? Which is least believable: not noticing that an airbag has deployed in your vehicle or not noticing the smell of a dead dude in your vehicle? Should you name your police...

Horrorble Opinions has a balanced and well thought out debate about how children in a military academy should conduct themselves while watching Child's Play 3 (1991), directed by Jack Bender. Why do we get confused with child actors? Did you fall asleep to the old Dungeons and Dragons movie, too? When's the last time you thought of Sally Jessy Raphael? She's still alive (90 when we rec...

We watched Child's Play 2 (1990), directed by John Lafia. Two of us like it, one of us is wrong. Time Cop makes some appearances. We discuss the sensual side to fast food dining that not enough people know. It's chaos. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License. Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter...

Hi! We're Horrorble Opinions. Wanna play? No? Oh. Then out the window with you! Child's Play (1988), directed by Tom Holland, and written by Don Mancini, John Lafia, and Tom Holland. Who thinks Andy is capable of being the real killer in this movie? What ever happened to that great game called "You're telling me?" When is it ever ok to have a giant birthday box that contains...

Today your Horrorble Hosts talk about that time "The legend of Popeye haunts a group of councilors as they intend to open a summer camp." Wait, that doesn't happen in this movie. Popeye's Revenge (2025) is a Horrorble romp full of shenanigans, bad audio, and good times. Join us so you can properly warn your friends not to watch this one! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween&q...

Today your Horrorble hosts find out that even their most reliable spooky people will sometimes let them down in not quite so awesome Coyotes by Colin Minihan starring pod favorite, Justin Long. We get cute puppies, various animal noises, deep discussions about proper prostitute etiquette, absent? fathers and another cool exterminator. Much like our show there is so much missed potential here. Join...

It’s time for the 2026 Horrorble Awards show!  Ride that snake into the propeller with us as we discuss the year’s winners and losers.  With over 20 categories this is a show that you aren’t gonna want to miss!  Also Ryan orders a prostitute at the start for some reason. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License. Bluesky @ho...

Today your Horrorble hosts are doing their best to be proper allies like Barry in Tina Romero's Queens of the Dead. All 3 hosts are in agreement that we just need more drag queens in our lives in general. We've got blood and guts galore, social commentary galore, glitz, glamor and totally necessary outfit changes. Pick out your drag names and come join us on stage as we get dazzled by Katy...

Horrorble Opinions is having some water cooler drama about karaoke invites while discussing Send Help (2026), directed by Sam Raimi. Do we really need to get HR involved if I like tunafish off your face? Where do you find a wetnurse for a bird? When is a horror movie not a horror movie but it is? Is it ever enough to look in the mirror and say "today is going to be a good day?" Who has found their...

Horrorble Opinions returns to the cold north to pursue a PhD in blonde identification by watching Decoys 2 Alien Seduction (2007), directed by Jeffery Scott Lando. There's a red queen! But why? The alien's have kept up there species depositing program at the same university as before! But why? That one guy is back, and so is the hot alien who can change the appearance of their clothes but not thei...

Horrorble Opinions recently got hired as campus security at a Canadian university, and we've decided that all laws no longer apply if you've dated a detective. Put down that flame thrower and watch Decoys (2004), directed by Matthew Hastings. Why didn't we hear about Frodo's brother? When did wireless internet happen? What are diagrams in the morgue even for? Is peeping in Canada l...

Horrorble Opinions don't know capital cities too good but that didn't stop us from taking a trip to an island adventure. So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Huh? You waiting for a good time? You waiting for consistency? You waiting for a major character from the last movie to show up at the end of this movie? We watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998), directed by Danny Cannon. INTRO/OUTRO M...

Podcast listener! You are my ears. I need you to listen to the three hosts as they discuss the first book in the Pine Deep trilogy, Ghost Road Blues, written by Jonathan Maberry. Find out just how evil the hosts are and if they are worthy for me to recruit into my evil army of evil for evil by evil. If there's any discussion of the garlic economy, tug jobs, biting nuts or sick judo moves, you let...

Let your friends at Horrorble Opinions be your guide on wand making, feet care, and other things going on in life while we kinda talk about a new public domain victim in the cash grab that is Betty's Revenge (2026), directed by...you know what...no. This director is in time out for wasting the great Hannah Fierman. Instead, consider this! Who prefers bat demons to Betty Boop? When is second prohib...

Horrorble Opinions has a growth we've named The King that we'd like you to take a look at while we watch Bubba Ho-Tep (2003), directed by Don Coscarelli. Hail to the hip replacements baby! Does turning someone unloose mean they are restrained? When do we become so old we can have fun like children again? Why do pervert mummies hang out in bathroom stalls? Who thinks this is Bruce Campbell's best p...

Grab your flying V and get to shredding with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast while we watch the The Devil's Candy (2015), directed by Sean Byrne. It's got metal! It's got fire! It's got distracted cops! It's got a house with one door! It's got a problem that could have been solved with headphones! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attributio...

Did you file your taxes, Horrorble Opinions friends? Or did you pull an ol’ Burt Gummer, declare yourself a sovereign citizen, and surround yourself with a bunch of Precambrian tax write offs? That last tremors movie asked us to not forget Burt Gummer day, so here we are, remembering Burt Gummer, and by that we mean Michael Gross, in what Ryan says is his only horror movie appearance outside of th...

Come herald in one thousand years of darkness with us as we discuss 1982’s Chuck Norris film Silent Rage. How many kicks does it take to make a woman fall in love with you? How much money does it take to rescue a man from a well? What is proper manspreading technique? More like silent bore amirite. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribut...

Keep those iron bars on the windows and don't go inviting fey creatures to take your baby, even if baby toss up sounds awesome. No sir! Instead, be like Horrorble Opinions and watch The Hallow (2015), directed by Corin Hardy. Kenny sounds like trash because he's recording from the hallow, Ryan has new games to play with changeling babies, and what Daniel does to wet noodles earns him a spot in one...

Horrorble Opinions watches poop from a butt but we cannot see it and it might not be happening. Turns out most of us would rather stare at nothing in the desert (The Out Waters) than the dark, staticky, pretentious wall that is Skinamarink (2022), directed by Kyle Edward Ball. Field reporter Kim joins us in the background. Just remember, it's ok to turn something off or walk out of a theatre. INTR...

Have you or a loved one had two hours of your time wasted by half a movie? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Dial 555-DougTheSpud now to talk to legal representation. We will get you your time back. But you won’t get it back by listening to three dudes all in the same room talk about Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. It’s a chaotic all in person recording the likes of which has only been seen on...

You're favorite love gurus are back horrorble people with a hot Valentine's Day film for you. We are covering Heart Eyes, directed by Josh Ruben. In this episode your favorite hosts come out of the closet, use the wrong microphone, make a big mess, and possibly say the grossest thing so far on this show. But we do love love and a Devon Sawa and a great Fast and The Furious joke. So grab your speci...

Pull up a chair and join the circle as we discuss the 2015 horror comedy Ava’s Possessions. Don’t be dismayed at some of the outbursts this episode, that’s just the collective possession within your hosts saying gross weird things. No mortal mind could conceive of cum butter, that’s the demon talking. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attri...