DJ Brains

Are you a thug? Yes you are, you bad boy. Behave yourself before you get in trouble. B

The Queen's brown bread. So that happened. So... What's new on Netflix...? B

The nights are starting to get shorter. Make the most of it. Summer is winding down. Get a load of these summer bangers. Everybody wants an anthem. Large B

Boomers dun killed our planet. Don't forget your sunscreen. B

Easy gang! Summertime in full swing. Grab a beer and check out some cracking tunes. Large it B

I'm back, bitches! Lost my tan already. I had a nice trip, but now wrestle with the consciousness of cultural appropriation. Oh well. B

Mate! Yesterday was the hottest day of the year in the UK. We don't normally see temperatures in the 30s. It was absolutely gorgeous. Then today it dropped again and started raining. I would have been bothered if I weren't about TO FUCK RIGHT OFF TO THE CARRIBEAN. So yeah, no show for 4 weeks. Miss you already x B

Cor, the Queen's old, innit? Here's some garridge, m8 B

I'm old AF mate B

After 4 weeks out, it's the return of the king. I couldn't make last show due to life events, but we're back in the hot seat showcasing the latest and greatest Garage n Bass. Hope you missed me. B

Mate. I'm falling asleep writing this. Proper Uncle Bucked. I was a little worse for wear this show due to a cold. Soldiered on and did my best. I hope it's listenable. Thanks gang. B

Yes crew. The clocks go forward tonight. Isn't my title clever? Enjoy the music. B

<pleasant greeting> <generic hype text> <sign off phrase that shouldn't be used by a middle aged man> B

Ey up cocker, I'm off down t'bloody road getting t'garage and t'bass booming out t'van's stereo. Ta ra B

Just let your sooooouuuuullllll glllllooooowwwwwwwwww. My mind. It slowly dribbles from my ears. B

Waddup my vibe cats, We bumpin' it we shakin' in we reelin' it we rockin' it. Yeah I dunno what the hell I'm on about either. One love B

Welcome to 2022! Hope we get out more this year. Big up B

It's the end of this shitshow of a year! Christmas is upon us. So I thought I'd do you a change from the nom and mix it up a bit. Did some crate digging to give you a nice variety of tunes from over the ages. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I'll see you all in 2022. Peace B

YES MY FAMILY! I was on it today. Randomness a gwarn. Lots of switch ups. I always enjoy those cross-genre mixes. Stick this in your Sony Walkman, pump up your Reeboks and hit play. Love you long time for ten dolla, B

Mid-show there was a power surge. That's about it. Cool story bro. Enjoy the music. B

So lots of things are going whizz and bang right about now as it's the night we call Fireworks Night in jolly ol' England. The night we creatively named to celebrate the fact that Guy Fawkes COULDN'T blow up the Houses of Parliament, by blowing up loads of shit. It's like HA HA YOU MUG THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE STUFF EXPLODE. I've never got it, really. Oh yeah, I play some songs in this episode. Hope t...

So I'm back from holibobs and decided to do 4 hours of mixing this Saturday. Hours 3 & 4 were my actual Sub FM show. Yeah, that was fun being on my feet for that long. I don't know how EZ does it. Anyway, I do my best to still deliver you a savage 2 hours filled with the latest and greatest from my favourite microgenre. 1 luv B https://youtube.com/watch?v=smazfwh2wgQ

So I went missing last show. I know. I wanted a break. So I buggered off to the Canaries for some sunshine by the pool in October. It was the nuts, if you were wondering. So that meant coming back to 4 weeks of music that I hadn’t listened to. My gosh. Drove me insane. Anyway, it meant there was a shitton of fresh music I wanted to share with you. My solution was to do 2 mixes on the same day. I k...

Blaaaady 'ell Rodney. There's enough bass on that to kick your back door off its hinges. Pump it up B

Hi peeps, How's life tickling ya? Summer's petering out here in the UK and it's pretty depressing. I'm desperately trying to find a winter sun holiday but do I REALLY want to spunk all that dough on a holiday? First world problems. Hope your world is good also! And if it isn't, I hope it is soon. Kugs and hisses, B