Bat Minute

Batgirl introduces herself to the team... but it's apparently totally un-PC! I'm not sure you really 'get' this, Bats, but okay.  Wait a second - IT'S BARBARA IN THERE?!?!? Who could have guessed, eh? Cut to… THE FROZEN OBSERVATORY! I wonder where Mr Freeze could be hiding… Returning for one last crack at this case is Weird Al's favourite burlesque star (probably) and Speakeasily's Queen of t...

Robin struggles underwater and Batman struggles in the sky, both entangled in vines. It's like poetry, it rhymes! “As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show”. DON’T REVEAL THIS! What if he’s listening somehow? What if he’s arrived back? WHAT IF THEY TELL HIM? CURSES! Back on the case is she who speaks easily - it's the legendary Audra Wolfmann, AKA Odessa Lil! Rounding...

One Clueless Goth...

Ivy swans off having KILLED ROBIN! NNNNOOOOO! But Batman stops her! He’s here to save his… friend? Brother? Son? She can't be doing with this, however - after all, there's so many people to KILL, so little time. How dare she use her feminine wiles?!?!? Joining the investigation is the queen of the eighties herself! Terrible movies? Burlesque? Weird Al? Audra Wolfmann brings it all! And who better...

I am no (Charlie's) Angel!

May the best moves win... again... for some reason.

“Kiss me and I’ll tell you” - “Tell me and I’ll kiss you”. And that sax! WHAT AN EPISODE! Robin decides he’s got to stop Freeze and the plan, so Ivy requests one thing… to be able to give him a kiss, for luck. BAD LUCK THAT IS! It's rubber time! Returning to the investigation is Molly Bailen! Our Sister Snake has managed to Escape from New York once more to bring you only the best in detective tec...

Robin begins his exploration of Ivy’s garden and leafy curtains. Oh and there she is, the Queen herself! TAKE IT ALL IN! But can Dick help her turn over a new leaf? Gliding back into action is the Cabin Queen herself, the Ace of Snakes - it's Molly Bailen! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat M...

Alfred has become a virtual simulation, trapping his consciousness in a terrifying digital cyber hellscape for all eternity! Barbara says how she wants to help Batman and Robin. Digifred anticipated this and says how he’s taken the liberty of ALREADY MAKING HER A COSTUME - in her size, no less. Meanwhile, Dick is hanging around at the bath house. Don't go in for a steam, man! DON'T! Joining the in...

BettyMania runnin' wild!

A cultural exchange! Of confusion!

It's Kimble Time.

We discover what’s happening to hell: it’s freezing over. Original, man. Cut back to the Batcave and we see Barbara standing between lasers. They’re going to kill her, Resident Evil style. The movie though, not the... you know... good stuff. INTRUDER ALERT! Robo Alfred lets us know. Returning to the case after making out with a hot dog is Liz Whitaker! On Fridays Liz brings... JUSTICE! Though she...

Freeze has… well… frozen the scientists! Bane starts setting up… icicles? BOMBS? Bombs. Put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast! Get in loser, we're going crime fighting! Returning to the case is Liz Whitaker! It's not your fault that you're, like, in love with her or something, listeners! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the&nbsp...

Well let me tell you something, brother! Bruce finishes explaining to Dick that, hey, a team is all about, you know, TEAMWORK! Trust! Has Dick's cold heart melted? Freeze is here for the party! Wait... what? IT'S OVER?!?!? OH COME ON! Keep cool, Victor, keep cool... Joining the investigative team is the fetch one herself - it's Liz Whitaker! Liz is one Mean Girl when it comes to cracking a case so...

Barbara is delighted with both her work and the trajectory of sweet Al’s life after all... but we don't have time for this! We need to hit those city streets. The Freeze tank is just casually driving about the place. Totally normal, nothing to see here. Victor wants to see though - with TELESCOPIC vision! Most importantly though? Robin needs to answer this booty call. Back for one more crack at th...

Bruce embraces the man he considers in many ways to be his father. Alfred is not long for this world, it seems. Our Babs and she’s still trying to crack the password on Alfred’s disc. ENGLAND! What a great choice, but no cigar. Time for some PEG! Returning to the team is man who is on a Quest with Galactic-level implications - it's Alex Thompson! Hello, boys - he's back! Backing him up once more i...

Today we find out where victory comes from… Alfred tells us that it’s defending what we know is right, while we still live. Is… is it? Is it really? Bruce loves his old man. I think I have something in my eye... Joining the investigation this week is a man who is no stranger to never giving up, to never surrendering - by Grabthar's Hammer, it's Alex Thompson! Completing this super team is the Bat...

Wonder hacker Barbara tries to break into Al’s PC with the password… “Alfred”. Uhh… nice try. Bruce may have Ivy on the brain but he's got sweet Alfie in his heart as the two share a tender moment and our hosts get weepy. Completing his week of investigations is the gaming guru and '80s master himself... it's Desmond Miller - aka Shecky Davis Jr! Desmond will help this show beat back death itself!...

Freeze has his power back and now these Power Rangers villains are preparing to go to war! There's a storm coming... Ivy and Bane have made their way to the roof of police HQ… and they proceed to… attempt to… destroy the Bat signal. It’s taking a while, man. Barbara breaks the box! Let's go, new Al! The investigation is once more being tackled by the master of the '80s, the '90s and everything in...

Gordon BRAGS about being police commissioner. Nobody cares, dude, just hand over the keys. Smelt it? Dealt it. Also: TOO OLD! Bruce continues to be distracted. The beard slips! But meanwhile, Freeze is powering up! IT’S TURBO TIME! We needed to call on the master of all things 1980s to help make sense of this 1990s disasterpiece, so the only man who could save us was none other than Desmond Miller...

Bruce Wayne appears at the shindig to break in this telescope or whatever the hell you do with these things. This schmoozing about makes me SICK! Pamela arrives on the scene. Doesn't she look a lot like Ivy? Wow, weird. WHAT IS SHE DOING TO GORDON?!?!? LEAVE MY JIM ALONE! Back for one last crack at the case are our own dynamic duo. Riding the road to ruin and here to say ¡Adios Amigos! is author P...

Alfred continues explaining Barbara’s new quest - find Wilfred, wherever he is and hand him this secret parcel! But he does also say how much she looks like her mother. That mother he clearly loves. Weird. “Bonsoir, glamorous Gothamites!”. Everyone who’s anyone is here for the dedication of… the… uhh… the new telescope. It’s the hip event of the season! Returning to the case on their rocket bound...

Dick and Bruce are still arguing about Ivy. Boys, please, calm down - she doesn’t want either of you anyway! Brucie boy DOES want her all for himself and that’s precisely the problem. Why? WHAT HAS SHE DONE? Something is afoot. Meanwhile, Alfred charges Barbara with the most important of tasks - finding his wandering bro. He's also invented the iPad, apparently. Joining the investigation is our ve...

“I don’t care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.” - Detective Crashmore