You Haven't Blanked That?

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Val Kilmer month and we watched Tombstone. We talk about how this feels like a thesis statement on Westerns, Cowboy Actors: The movie, Save The Cat, Tombstone Rashomon, Which is one is worse, Billy Zane, Setups, Val Kilmer's resting place, Mallrats, Thomas Haden Church, open carry, Corey Feldman, I'm your Huckleberry. What We Are Blanking: Animal Pound,...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Val Kilmer month and we watched MacGruber. We talk about the SNL skit, TV show, Will Forte, ghost fucking, the Lonely Island Podcast, Van Cunth's death. What We Are Blanking: Resident Alien, Companion, Kotaro Lives Alone, Buffalo Hunter Hunter, My Strange Arrest, Kitchen Nightmares, Lorne, Hellboy: The Crooked Man, ​​Opening theme by the Assassins ​​Clos...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's the worst movie we've ever seen month and this week we are watching Pinnochio (2022). We talk about what a bag of shit this movie is, Tom Hanks, The Burbs, The Blue Fairy, Mars Needs Moms, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, live-action Disney, What We Are Blanking: Captain America: Brave New World, Fellow Traveler, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde, Murder under the Friday Nig...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's the worst movie we've ever seen month and this week we are watching Battlefield Earth. We talk about bad sci fi shows, Dune, Plan 9 From Outer Space, mini-golf, Branson, Mo, Forest Whitaker, Shawn Michaels, John Travolta, Alec Baldwin. What We Are Blanking: Hollywood Demons, No Country For Old Men, Grosse Pointe Blank, Downtown Local, The Lonlieness of t...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Disney Month and we watched Bedknobs and Broomsticks. We talk about Robert Stevenson, B-Tier Disney, Disney channel, the soccer scene, killing Nazis with magic, Books of Magic, the sadness of Mary Poppins, David Tomlinson, Emperor's New Groove, Shrek, McGonagall, taking care of Nazis not orphans, New Harry Potter, Corey Feldman. What We Are Blanking: Fel...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Disney Month and we watched Treasure Planet. We talk about tier B Disney movies, Ahsoka, Emperor's New Groove, Disney Channel movies, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Differences in the adaptations, people's love for this story, futuristic Disney movies, Martin Short, Fake Waterfall?, Corey Feldman, punk rockers at Disney. What We Are Blanking - Old TCM mov...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! Dark Tower Special. We talk about Forrest finally finishing Stephen King's Dark Tower, Jimmy's south read through of the series, chronological order, Godfather: The Whole Saga, City of Tull, Stephen King Crime Books, how to adapt this, our favorite characters, Odette Walker, ZZ Top, Dead Baby Jokes, David Lynch, the Wizard and the Glass, Anime, the end of the...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Modern Fairy Tales month. We watched Thesday. We talk about Julia Louis Dreyfus, Death is a parrot, grief, a live action Studio Ghibli movie, The Wings of Death, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Jimmy's predictions, The Master And The Margarita, Corey Feldman What We Are Blanking: Dungeon Master Jimmy, The Mist, Fairy Tale, What's the Furthest Place From Here,...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Modern Fairy Tales month. We watched A.I. Artificial Intelligence. We talk about Spielberg finishing the movie for Stanley Kubrick, the ending make sense, robot love, imprinting, Martin is an asshole, robostroke, Ministry, Haddonfield, Indiana Jones 4 and 5, Pinocchio movies, Haley Joel Osment, Sixth Sense, Jackass, Kubrick's career path, A Clockwork Ora...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Guilty Pleasures month. We watched Riding In Cars With Boys. We talk about the flaws of this film, Why this was Forrest’s choice, Steve Zahn, That Lady is A Tramp, Jimmy confuses this with Boys Don't Cry, Nick Cave and heroin, young parenting mistakes, peak maturity, anonymity in the 1980s, the ending, David Moscow, Brittany Murphy's Lorr...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Guilty Pleasures month. We watched Ready to Rumble. We talk about Jimmy's love for this movie, peak sleazy Hollywood, Steve Brill, Ahmed Zappa, Oliver Platt, Iron Claw, shitting on wrestling, Hell in a Cell, Vince McMahon, Luche Libre, Owen Hart, Peanut Butter Falcon, Down on their Luck Wrestlers, Young Rock, Andre The Giant, Ric Flair, and Corey Feldman...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Christopher Nolan month! We watched Insomnia. We talk about Twin Peaks vibes, Robin Williams One Hour Photo, Hoo ha Al Pacino, Following, Hilary Swank, Indiana Jones 5, Tenet, the Riddler, Chris Nolan's voice, What We Are Blanking - Watchmen (animated), Santa Jaws, Blood Hook, The Last One At The Wedding, Jurassic Park (book), 4:30 Movie, Ken Burns' Civi...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Christopher Nolan month! We watched The Prestige. We talk about the length of the movie, rewatching the movie, the twin clues, David Bowie, Mr. Snrub, Michael Caine, Nightmare Alley, Chris Nolan's voice, Interstellar, Ad Astra, lot of drowning, analogy for art, The Illusionist, Jimmy's magician stories, Corey Feldman. What We Are Blanking: Game of Throne...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Coen Bros month! This week we watched The Tragedy of Macbeth. We talk about the Lawrence Olivier Hamlet, other Shakespeare adaptations, Ethan Hawke, Richard Linklater, James, Drive Away Dolls, Caesar, Hamlet Beyond the Thunderdome, The Northman, Gargoyles, Denzel Washington, Coen Bros. adaptations, Raising Arizona, What We Are Blanking: The Network, Harm...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Coen Bros month! This week we watched Blood Simple. We talk about this being the first Coen Bros movie, Visser's death, Dan Hedaya, I'm not a marriage counselor, Marty's Death, modern noir, Raising Arizona, who's the main character?, the trailer, The Man Who Wasn't There, abrupt ending, young directors, Crime Wave, Evil Dead, Suburbicon, who would Corey...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's John Carpenter month. This week it's a double feature Escape From New York and Escape From LA  We talk about Clint Eastwood, Nick Castle, Solid Snake, the Watergate Scandal, Ernest Borgnine, Vampires, Daniel Baldwin, Escape From LA, Australia, Steve Buscemi, Bruce Campbell, Crank, the future of the franchise, the Happy Kingdom, Anti-hero, X-Men, Corey Fe...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's John Carpenter month. This week we watched The Fog. We talk about how the middle drags, its short length, PG-13, Temple of Doom, Red Dawn, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, Ghost Pirates, Halloween 3, The Mist, 13 Ghosts, Corey Feldman. What We Are Blanking - Homicide: Life on the Streets, Brooklyn 99, Chimp Crazy, The Boy and The Heron, I Was A Teenag...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Jared Hess month. This week we watched Nacho Libre. We talk about Forrest not being a fan, wrestling, lucha libre, Jack Black's wackiness, Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer, Mormoness of their humor, more money doesn't equal better movie, the music, Jared Hess's audience, and Corey Feldman. What We Are Blanking - I Love You So Much...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Jared Hess month. This week we saw Gentlemen Broncos. We talk about Sam Rockwell, filler, Napoleon Dynamite, set-ups, Peppermint Patty, Clockwork Orange, Jemaine Clement, David Lynch, re-evaluating past movies, Eddie Murphy Raw, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, the ending, Corey Feldman, What We Are Blanking - Hogwarts Legacy,  Batman, Free LSD,...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Roger Corman month. This week we watched The Intruder. We talk about Roger Corman B - Movies, The Master and The Margarita, William Shatner, The Racists glasses, introducing the townsfolk, this movie flopped, Away We Go, Lisa Kudrow, Charles Beaumont, Schoolyard racism, Trial in Nuremberg, Corey Feldman, Tony Randall What We Are Blanking - Blazin...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Roger Corman month. This week we watched the Pit and the Pendulum. We talk about the Spanish Inquisition, reading the original, how great it looks, Feng Shui, Vincent Price, Casque of Amontillado, Richard Matheson, sharing horror with Jimmy's dad, The Thing, The Bat, House On Haunted Hill, Other Roger Corman movies, Evil Dead 2, Corey Feldman, The Raven...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Robert Zemeckis Month. This week we talk about Used Cars. We talk about loving this movie despite its flaws, other movies written by Zemeckis and Bob Gale, Red Cars, The Goods, Small Town, Buena Park, I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Svengoolie, spinning back the odometer, Worst Used Car Experience, wackiness, a mile of cars, 1941, it doesn't look funny, Lenny an...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's Robert Zemeckis Month. This week we watched Contact. We talk about Forrest not liking this movie, the big twist, this should have been a Spielberg movie, James Woods, conservative actors, Other Zemeckis movies, The Towers, cheesy or corny, Ghostbusters template, religious aspects, What the Fuck is Rob Lowe doing here?, Don't get in a room alone with the...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's David Fincher month. This week watched Zodiac. We talk about the movie running too long, serial killing technicalities, a funeral of vultures, Roger Rabbit, unsolved, the book, Ace Hardware, 37 kills (in a row?), locations of victims, NOFX - Hepatitis Bathtub, the cipher, Matt Reeves' Riddler, Dirty Harry, serial killer obsession, Zodiac copycats, Ted Bu...

​​Welcome to You Haven't Blanked That! It's David Fincher month. This week watched The Killer. We talk about Netflix movies on theaters, the Smiths, based on a comic, What Would John Wilkes Booth Do?, last time in a movie theater, Kevin Williamson, a chorus, Chuck Palahniuk, adaptations, Ace Hardware, why people love the Smiths, different tone by the end of the film, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Corey...