YAY!

It's here. Woke 3. All of these predictions were made 10/30. Also today is Megan's Birthday!!! Yay! A Sketch Show on 11/28!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/yay-a-sketch-show-tickets-2004087795545

Megan got in a lot of fights with people this week and Andrea loves candy. Sort of classic stuff for us.

Here's a name for you, amateur! Biddy Blas. Write it down. Tattoo it on your arm and someday your arm will be worth millions!

I spoiled digger at some point in this one just skip it if you don't want to hear it I DONT CARE THAT YOU DIDNT WATCH IT YET!!!! Girl Mountain at Union Hall on October 20th!!! All new hour!!!!! ⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mountain-goes-missing-tickets-2002451529429275/5000

The girls kick off the 500 days of Halloween with ghosts stories and get lowkey serious for just a second but it's okay because.... um.... just because :) haha yes!!!! Girl Mountain at Union Hall on October 20th!!! All new hour!!!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mountain-goes-missing-tickets-2002451529429

Twenty years ago we had Joe Mama, Bob Ligma, and Steve Bofa. Now we have no mama, no ligma, and no bofa. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!!!!!! Girl mountain at Union Hall tickets!!! October 20th!!!! All new sketches!!! http://eventbrite.com/e/girl-mountain-goes-missing-tickets-2002451529429

Yeah soooo megan did a thing....... 😜 and she's fine now so don't worry!!! Girl Mountain show at Union Hall on October 20th!!! No link yet but save the date!!!!!

fuck fuck crap shit oh my god oh fuck no

The girls are back. And this time? Megan invents a pair of shoes that kills you instantly. And Andrea? She has a horrific prank idea that is so evil it's crazy. We recorded this one day after the last episode so that's why Megan is still upset about "Ryan." Come see Megan and Andrea perform together THIS FRIRDAY on Trash King at UCB on September 11th at 10pm! https://ucbcomedy.co...

Megan got dumped and Andrea says one of the most crass things that has ever been said on this podcast. Come see Megan and Andrea perform together on Trash King at UCB on September 11th (lol) at 10pm! https://ucbcomedy.com/show/the-trash-king-09-11-26/

The girls are back from London and California and have A LOT to say about basically EVERYTHING!!!! Megan is sorry and Andrea is kind. Sort of classic Yay going on!!!! See Megan on Abolish Everything on August 28th 10pm at Caveat! ⁠ ⁠https://www.caveat.nyc/events/abolish-everything-2026-08-28-10pm⁠ Come see Megan and Andrea perform together on Trash King at UCB on September 11th (lol) at 10pm! http...

I didn’t even know that was possible…… See Megan on Abolish Everything on August 28th 10pm at Caveat! ⁠ https://www.caveat.nyc/events/abolish-everything-2026-08-28-10pm⁠

Megan is on a flight and can’t write a good description at the moment. Tickets to "The Belt" (Megan's short film) in London TOMORROW August 6th at 6pm! https://www.curzon.com/ticketing/seats/SOH1-56274/ See Megan on Abolish Everything on August 28th 10pm at Caveat! ⁠ https://www.caveat.nyc/events/abolish-everything-2026-08-28-10pm⁠

The girls try to retell the plot of The Odyssey from memory.... How the hell did that Homer guy do it??? Megan remembers her favorite Drake lyric of all time and Andrea has a Yay that will heal America. See Megan on Abolish Everything on August 28th 10pm at Caveat! https://www.caveat.nyc/events/abolish-everything-2026-08-28-10pm Tickets to "The Belt" (Megan's short film) in London! h...

Megan does a magic trick...... Tickets to "The Belt" (Megan's short film) in London! https://www.curzon.com/ticketing/seats/SOH1-56274/

The girls are back from beach trip and have a LOT to say!!!

This is the girl's Darkest Hour yet........ Andrea says something bad in Minionese and Megan gets sad about Andy the Goose. We got nothing right about the Taylor Swift wedding but we were really close with the Bo Burnham officiating idea!!! Come to One Beautiful Night on July 18th! https://restlessnites.com/events/onebeautifulnightred18jul2026?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPOTM2NjE5N...

Megan actually does the exact same thing she's complaining about w/r/t the true daily double situation. Andrea sides with the more liberal leaning judges and blind ranks the amendments. Come to our union hall show!! ⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mountain-presents-girl-mountain-tickets-1991086420081

20 year ago we had Alvin Chipmunk, Simon Chipmunk, and Theodore Chipmunk. Now we have Grok, inflation and Taylor Swift wedding. Come to our union hall show!! ⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mountain-presents-girl-mountain-tickets-1991086420081

It's the crazy hat episode!!! Andrea cries one minute in and helps Megan plan out her perfect Christmas day. Megan eventually catches up and cries 37 minutes in. Come to our union hall show!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mountain-presents-girl-mountain-tickets-1991086420081

Klaud had a keen mind and a talent for the mechanical, using his skills to assist the Resistance. He spoke a complex language that was difficult to understand. COME TO OUR UNION HALL SHOW!!! July 5th!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mountain-presents-girl-mountain-tickets-1991086420081

The girls stroll down memory lane by reading their old writing from childhood :) Megan thinks she blew it with her crush and Andrea expresses her love for being a little bit sunburnt.

Fellow member of Girl Mountain, Franny Weed, joins Megan to have a dialogue similar to the exact same stuff we talk about almost every day.

Megan has a crush and can't shut up about it and Andrea is scared of ghosts. Sort of classic stuff for us.

Megan and Andrea undergo a procedure where they can't see each other for the whole episode and it leads to some amazing conversation about popcorn buckets and cheaper by the dozen.