xHalfBakedx Podcast

We have been busy bees! Changed somethings in our life, but still work in the industry if you know what we mean. Check out what we have been up to!

We welcome back Brian. He asked to be back on the cast so he walked right into this situation. Brian needs an amazing lady. So start turning in your applications today. Email us, dm us on Instagram, send a pigeon.

We are so happy we don't make a living from doing the podcast. We would have been fired a year ago. But we do it because it's fun and about 10 people look forward to hearing it. Anyway, join us and catch up with our life. Our future plans. And what Sarah is actually doing because you won't believe it.

We looked very awkward recording this. But that's okay. We picked a new spot to record just to enjoy the fresh air. We also heard a rumor about our favorite spot getting developed. This episode is about new things going on, new ideas, just life. Also we will be moving back to every two week release til after the holidays

Sarah is having the worst luck. Ikea falling on her car, ceilings falling on her, nipple falling off. Try to enjoy this weird episode. Remember they wont always be good.

Here we are. on time again. Sarah D has some crazy things going on in her life. We can say its falling on her. Also, meet Mike! one of our new sponsors! Learn all about the coffee cartel and the life of a strip club dj.

Episode two and on time? Who even are we?!?! We welcome our first guest of the season. As requested, Lola is back. We have questions about being a newer dancer and have a surprise later from some one special for her. learn why some people come back to the business, and check out some unnamed weird stuff.

Welcome back to xHalfbakedx! New and approved. New camera, new mics, new looks, same crappy hosts. Join Sarah and Victoria in new stories, new guest, new adventures, and a lot more BS. Now let's catch up, welcome to the s--t show.

We recorded this episode a while ago. But unfortunate happen. everything got pushed back alot. We hope you enjoy this "new" old episode. We can even remember what its about. Do remember we had to edit alot of shit talking.

Good luck. We are behind again. This episode was supposed to be out two weeks ago. With that being said its hard to write a description because we dont remember what we talked about.

This week we welcome Brian to the world of podcast. This podcast had one idea and then ended up being about us telling Brian about himself. About his bad decisions and what he should do with his life. This is the Brian episode. ( sorry for embarrassing you)

Noel is surprisingly still here. Is it a bad thing or good? This is a Halloween episode but Thanksgiving is in five days. But yet you are still watching. We do question and answers. We talk about some personal life stuff. Even some new challenges for you to enjoy starting next year. Find out what the hidden gems mean this week.

And we are back! Later than we wanted but whatever. We have Rick James back with us! Let's get this new year started! Listen as we talk about how amazing ish the year started. Figure out who is the mean friend, and so much more.

Sarah has learned a lot about the gentle giant water cows thanks to her very advance second grade book. Noel learned words, and boy can she talk. Victoria is obviously the one typing this (hi). Join us on some fun memories about back to school, who you are allowed to be friends with, a couple fun questions from a fan, and then take the hardest second grade manatee quiz with us.

We suck, we know. But you always come back to see the new episode. Better late than never. We are back in Victoria's dungeon with a new guest Noel Evergreen. As excited she said she was, I have never seen someone so nervous. Watch the episode for the reason we named it what we did.

Here we are, late as usual. This week we took everyone's questions and turned them into a whole podcast. And if you are asking yourself, " mmm I wonder if they got off track?" The answer is yes. Yes we did. Also find out who we are collaborating with and how Sarah gets muscles.

And we are back from Vegas! listen to our adventures we got into. Our airport nightmare, you get to listen to all the nose sniffles ever, and we answer some of your questions.

We meet again, late as hello welcome to Halfbaked. We thought we lost this episode forever. But three laptop transfers later, here we are. Seneca finally made time to see us. We talk about of course more sex work but from a male view. He tells his own stories from being a customer, working behind the bar, to a male sex worker. This episode took forever to load, so hopefully it was worth it. Enjoy!

Look who decided to finally show up to work. Join us this week on some weird questions that we get asked as usually. We find out if Sarah is bi or not. And if there is a special septum ring for girls who peg guys. We also talk about our Vegas plans and how we are going to fall down a mountain.

Here we are, not one but two weeks behind. Do we suck? Yes. Do we care? Kinda. But life happens. Listen to us ramble about all things random, listen about vacations, Victoria turning 30, ghost sticks, and what ever else it was that we talked about.

Welcome to the girly episode, well kinda. We talk about a place that we found that steams your, well girly part. Do women still vaggazle? Is that even how you spell it? We also talk about the ten year challenge, new year goals, and some other random BS. Also if you guessed that our manager Skky wasn't gonna show up, pat yourself on the back.

We kinda rehired Taylor back as management, but we will see how long it will last. Happy holidays and happy new year. We talk about all things random this week and about stuff getting stuck in our teeth. We do questions and answers that our listeners ask. Cry laugh a little, then hope yall actually enjoy us. Enjoy!

This episode does have a trigger warning. We were asked to do a more personal episode. So, we decided to use our platform to talk about something that we think is important. Mental health. Its not talked about a lot. People are ashamed to speak about it. You are not alone. It's a daily struggle with a lot of people even if you can't see it. We hope this helps someone open up. We hope that someone...

Happy late titsgiving, now happy titsmas. Join us this late week with family Thanksgiving stories, yelling at people for messing with our feet money, and so much weird stuff.

Lucky number seven. Maybe this will be the episode when people start to enjoy us. This week we have a very special guest. Her name is secret due to her being too cool and undercover. So we will name this person " Rick James ". Join us on some embarrassing stories, how we became friends, and answer a couple questions that you all ask! Also, Sarah needs a little extra help.