Whimsy & Woe

Miles and Leagues Miles and leagues and more miles did I run, Each day trying vainly to outrace the sun. Flying west through the day, that star never ceased To disappear nightly, then rise in the east. “Oh, why do you flee me?” I cried to the sky, But that arrogant orb made not a reply. “Perhaps I can help,” came a voice from behind. “Hear me, my friend, I was once of your kind..." Watch on Y...

Mary Melissa Miranda McGurk Mary Melissa Miranda McGurk Was uncommonly fond of homework. Nothing whatever could bring her more glee Than mapping out battles from French history. After each spelling test, she’d ask, “When’s the next?” Before jumping into some dusty old text. And the easiest way to incur Mary’s wrath? Just switch on TV while she worked at her math. Soon Mary noticed that to study an...

The King of the Land The King of the Land Had a band. They practiced their punk, But they stunk. “That noise is too loud!” Cried the crowd. And so... https://youtu.be/qLfNbXYggY0?si=Awn2Paa4SYE-uDzV ----------------------------------------------------------------- Tales of Whimsy, Verses of Woe is quite possibly the most dangerous book of poetry ever written. Do you dare? It’s so good it will make...

Carrot Talk Mr. Banana, a sensitive fellow, Took offense when the Carrot called him yellow. Mr. Spinach thought the Carrot mean, When the Carrot called him “young and green.” But Miss Pepper was insulted not, When the Carrot remarked... https://youtu.be/58SLQdom688?si=9TmTYTribZfsu6bK --------------------------------------------------------------- Tales of Whimsy, Verses of Woe is quite possibly t...