We Serve Droids

The first half of A New Hope to celebrate the new year. Scott has questions about the droid lineup , and Chris figures out who has a death stick habit. Do Imperial officers know how to blink? Will the Jawas let R2 use his Swingline stapler? Is Luke watching scrambled Cinemax? These questions and more make it to our escape pod -- "Look sir! We Serve Droids!" Support the show

Chris and Scott play festive Star Wars games and discuss the Star Wars Holiday Special. We wonder at Gormaanda’s interesting cooking technique , Chewie’s perverted dad, and Wookiee pagan rituals. Gifts are exchanged, songs are sung, and nog is drunk in the best Life Day celebration ever. Support the show

We discuss the second half of Return of the Jedi. After playing a Thanksgiving game, we wonder if the Rebels called Lando's references, what's happening in the the Ewok Public Library, and can the Ewok witch-doctor cure the plague? Chris discovers a  Double Agent Mustache  and Scott thinks a Tri-Lamb is piloting the scout walker. There's always a bigger twig! Support the show

We look back at the first half of Return of the Jedi . How kinky is Jabba's Palace? How stinky is Bib Fortuna? Could Ellen Ripley have killed the Emperor? What are the best Star Wars monsters, and could Luke have been a professional wrestler ? This is the episode with no safeword. Support the show

Scott and Chris are joined by fanthatracks.com's Mark Newbold and they pick what Star Wars droids they'd want in a doomsday bunker. Scott and Chris go on to discuss their favorite and least favorite droids. Is Lobot a droid? Is Yoda our droid-racist grandpa? Did we watch the first episode of the Droids cartoon? And did Chris find the most terrifying droid in Star Wars? This is the episod...

Scott & Chris invent a new game that crosses the streams before discussing Rogue One . How many pieces of flair does Forest Whitaker wear? Why are the Rebels flying a forklift ? Why do we spend so much time talking about Hook ? All this and more as this episode flows through Rogue One like lava through Vader’s House . Support the show

Top 10 villains of the Star Wars universe. We also talk about Boba Feeny , Darth Marge, and the exact moment Count Dooku's name heads to the toilet. Chris makes a super-secret second top 10, and Scott has some safety advice for Jabba. Hang your First Order tapestries and polish your Gorax throne; this villainous episode is fully armed and operational. Support the show

It takes more than 12 parsecs to fly through Solo: A Star Wars Story . Chewie is the human rancor; L3 is stuck in the Ghostbusters' mainframe; there's battlebots bars, Lost Boys, Dr. Zaius, and more. A new award is given, and predictions are graded. Sit back with a can of Slurm and enjoy. Support the show

A short bonus episode with our quick NO SPOILER reactions to Solo: A Star Wars Story . Why we liked but didn't love Solo , we disagree on the soundtrack, and we spend too much time talking about Warwick Davis. Would that it were so simple to do a spoiler-free show. Support the show

BONUS EPISODE: Chris and Scott make their predictions for Solo: A Star Wars Story . Death, betrayal, arming and disarming, and too many audio drops. Support the show

We discuss Han Solo's character arc in the original trilogy. Scott burns through all his Harrison Ford impressions before his tauntaun reaches the first marker. Chris plays the Tatooine Zapruder film in extra-slow motion. Why did it have to be mynocks? Support the show

An Ewok themed episode! Scott asks Chris Ewok anthropology questions. Scott and Chris watch Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure so that you never have to. The podcast starts to go off the rails, but no more than Caravan of Courage . Resting fart-face, Ewok Jesus, and Planet of the Ewoks – this episode might give you a big Willow vibe. Support the show

We can’t trust Maz after blowing up unions in Last Jedi . What’s up with Snoke’s giant projection? Do the Knights of Ren eat ham and jam and spam a lot? Scott and Chris find their new favorite character in Maz’s bar, and they sail through the planet core of The Force Awakens . Support the show

Why are the Resistance Bombers so slow? What's up with Laura Dern's hair? Why was the Crazy 88 guarding Snoke? Why can't we remember any of the planets' names? Chris hates Rose, and Scott confuses Billy Dee Williams and Carl Weathers. Support the show