We Serve Droids

We chat about episode 8 of Mandalorian and the season as a whole. Who are the best characters in the season? How many times will we bring up the Terminator? Were we promised Pedro Pascal in 30 minutes or less? And, how loud did we scream when that R2 unit sprouted legs? Living things are encouraged to remove the helmet of this podcast. Support the show

Mando picks up Cara at the Codpiece Thunderdome and Mr Ugnaught to face down legendary film-maker Werner Herzog. You gotta have your Chewie cuffs; the Inglourious Alderaanians is our hit idea; and we figure out how you earn your Rebel tear drop tattoo. Is this podcast lousy with Jawas or just lousy? Find out! Support the show

An Aprils Fool prank on our listeners turned against us! We watched Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor and we lived to talk about it. Who made Skeletor the king of Endor? How did Wilfred Brimley get diabetes? How did any of this end up in a movie? Listen and maybe find out! Support the show

When Mando has to bust a buff Bib For Tuna out of a prison ship, we wonder about New Republic stance on solitary confinement. Who on the heist team is Mr. Pink, and exactly how droid racist is the Mandalorian? Come for the Simpsons themed game at the start; stay for our inability to pronounce Star Wars names. Set your lights to Haunted House and enjoy We Sere Droids. Support the show

When Mando and Baby Yoda travel to our favorite desert planet, we're left wondering what kind of hijnks Amy Sedaris and the pit droids get into baby sitting. Does a droid bartender in the cantina mean We Serve Droids beat Star Wars? What was the economic effect of piking up Storm Trooper heads? All this and more in the latest episode of We Serve Droids -- one with bones in it. Support the sho...

We make our own Star Wars Mad Libs, then jump into The Mandalorian Ch. 4. How bad does a krill farm village smell? What do you feed a Baby Yoda? How is the monster meth lab so high tech? It doesn't take seven samurai to pose these questions, just a magnificent podcast and a great training montage. Pull up a bowl of bone broth, and take a gulp of this episode. Support the show

The drunk speak! Chris and Scott find the good, the bad, and the funny in Rise of Skywalker. What's going on with the dagger ex machina? From hot to not, which movie had the sexiest Emperor? What happened to poor, poor Rose? Support the show

Celebrate the birth of our Lord, Baby Yoda, with this special singalong! Happy Holidays from We Serve Droids. (Thanks to Matt Johnson for singing our dumb songs) Support the show

We fantasy draft who we think will die in Ep IX followed by general preview and predictions for Rise of Skywalker . How many people can fall down a shaft? What do we hope to see? How many dead Storm Troopers will the Ewoks have turned into musical instruments? Support the show

We play a short game fanstasy drafting Star Wars characters for the Super Friends before talking about our favorite death scenes in Star Wars. Who has the most honorable Klingon-style death? Who died as they lived? Who died the way we'd want to? All this inspired by "Maclunkey." Form of rancor, and listen along! Support the show

We drank and made an unplanned decision to talk about the first 3 episodes of The Mandalorian . Usual hijinks ensue. Support the show

We play a bounty hunter themed game before jumping into the second half of Episode III. General Grievous throws Scooby snacks to Obiwan. Anakin and Obiwan fight on crossfire commercial. We discover when the Separatists figure out they're the bad guys, and Palpatine's lightsaber ( https://i.imgur.com/vQgNUTP.jpg ) makes us say, "Oh my!" Support the show

We talk about the full Rise of Skywalker trailer. Chris runs Ctrl+F"Gorax" and wonders about mecha-Palpatine. Scott remembers the rules for Gremlins and has a thing for Ladybird Johnson. We swear we actually talk about the trailer. Support the show

We launch a new series called Where Are You Taking This Scene by looking at the montage around Luke's milking a strange creature on New Dagobah in The Last Jedi . Is Luke in love with the siren? Is Luke the old guy from Up? Was Rocky IV just one big montage? Support the show

Dooku's the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo's FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It's another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots. Support the show

We rank the top 10 planets from the Star Wars movies. Are we flat Kamino-ers? Where does Yoda poop? What planet do you not want to wake up on after a bender? Find out which Star Wars planets are the best. Ich bin ein Corellian! Support the show

We chat about the D23 Rise of Skywalker sizzle reel and trailer for The Mandalorian. Can Star Destroyers form a Voltron? Does 3PO have Gowron eyes? What have the Cloud City Ugnaughts been up to? Ep IX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n1T3HxHd7Y Mandalorian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOC8E8z_ifw Support the show

Alyce & Laura from Force Toast podcast join us for some trivia and a bad pun challenge. Then we dive into the second half of Attack of the Clones where Jango is fighting Obiwan on El Kamino. Was the Lars Homestead built on slave labor? Has Dooku joined the Legend of Doom? Is Anakin's robot hand enormous? RIP Sand people. The Tonnika Sisters Willrow Hood (the ice cream maker guy) Support t...

We watched the first half of Attack of the Clones . Is Obiwan a political conspiracy theorist? Does Obiwan have a drinking problem? Is Obiwan a flat-Earther? Why are we picking on Obiwan? Take a deathstick break, and find out what parts of the movie made us laugh, cry, or squirm as we travel from the mean streets of Coruscant, to the stormy seas of El Kamino, to the [gulp] meadows of Naboo. Suppor...

We introduce a new Unsolved Mysteries segment before launching into a Chewbacca episode in honor of Peter Mayhew. What are our favorite Chewie scenes, and who are the best sidekicks in Star Wars? Is Cloud City Ugnaught-segregated? Is R2D2 Christopher Walken? What's up with those two random kids in the Super Friends? This episode goes down like Porg, the other white meat. This video cracked us...

In this Episode I re-watch, Chris and Scott wonder what makes Nass so boss? Why is everybody sitting in a circle? Are Jedi... pro-slavery? It's bigger fish all the way down! Support the show

Bonus episode with chat about the Episode IX teaser trailer. How Chewbacca got his medals, hope for the trash compactor monster, who's the real villain of the saga, and the most awkward scene from Forrest Gump all make appearances. Support the show

We rank the top 10 starships of Star Wars. Along the way we wonder is the T-1000 hiding in Ep. I, does Watto only accept Deutsche Marks, whom do we "ship" Lobot with? This is the episode "who crawled through a river of s**t and came out clean on the other side." Support the show

Chris, Scott, and the computer from Willy Wonka try to come up with the Ep IX title before launching into the Star Wars Academy Awards. Who's the best supporting actress in Star Wars? Best Editing? Worst Hair? Why does our Bane impression get worse each month? We're all Oscar and no Grouch on this exciting episode. Support the show

Scott and Chris pass out Valentines to members of the Jedi Council before looking at the second half of A New Hope. What made Porkins crash? Should Cousin Eddie have flown in the Death Star Attack? Is Gen. Dodonna the Patton of the Rebel Alliance? Dive head first into this trash compactor of an episode. Support the show