Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

Play Trysty For Me 21.09.2025 47:02 ↓

In today's episode Greg reveals Craig's new name that he didn't even know he had!

Put On Your Rubbing Pants 14.09.2025 45:53 ↓

That old catchphrase.

Craig Has The Runs 07.09.2025 44:44 ↓

One could misinterpret this title to mean that Craig is a great baseball player.

Never Wear Shorts to The Rapture 31.08.2025 47:00 ↓

Unless you have like really really sexy legs.

Guns Don't Kill People, James Gunn Kills People 24.08.2025 48:46 ↓

We actually have no evidence of this, but come on! It's right there in the name!

How To Install a Door Handle 17.08.2025 46:56 ↓

Ooh look at me. I'm the description of this podcast episode. durr durr durr durr durr

Muck McJackson Married His Shotgun 13.08.2025 43:35 ↓

I bet this title will get a lot of clicks.

How to Become a Multimillionaire 03.08.2025 45:16 ↓

Follow us for more money tips!

Startin' Box 27.07.2025 44:14 ↓

Happy America Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Arbor Day, or… Today we celebrate Independence Day by wearing red, talking about bacon-tomato sandwiches (with sexy time), mispronouncing patron names, and learning what "arrears" means, maybe. We also explore whether coffee can be absorbed through beards, if sliding down fictional characters is allowed, and why Volvo ruins everyone's air conditioning. PLUS:...

Greg Wrote a Sequel to We Bought a Zoo? 20.07.2025 46:54 ↓

We also talk about unauthorized movie sequels, the tragic tale of a zero-gravity chair, the shocking truth about duck anatomy in Howard the Duck, naps, soft drink slander, and TDK vs Maxell. And Greg reveals Philip DeFranco's REAL NAME! All your feeds here https://anchor.fm/lettuceguysPatreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

Why the Original Superman Is the Best Superhero Movie (According to Greg) 13.07.2025 45:40 ↓

We also talk mismatched hats, bar soap hair routines, swamp crotch of course, Superman time travel logic, insider trading for kids, and one very sincere apology for misusing the phrase “mamby-pamby.”They also dive into Talking Heads fandom, Eric Clapton’s many sins, the economics of the 99 Cent Store, and how to tell if your hat is racist. Also, someone’s child may or may not be arrested for finan...

How to Get FREE Brain Surgery! 06.07.2025 44:17 ↓

We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). Along the way, we uncover Greg’s illegal prank mug empire, argue about God’s cleanliness, have a drippy Patreon time, and reveal why Home Depot, surprisingly, might be the worst place for a loboto...

The Episode Where We're Eating the Whole Time 29.06.2025 45:06 ↓

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How to Stop a Burglar 22.06.2025 41:16 ↓

Obviously, if you've been a long time listener you know this will be solid advice. Patreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

Don't Talk the Talk If You Can't Talk the More Talk 15.06.2025 35:20 ↓

Don't read this description if you can't read the description about reading the description.

How To Make Friends At Parties 08.06.2025 48:36 ↓

Greg is the most friend-makingest man around.

Alternate Facts About Socrates 01.06.2025 47:29 ↓

Hey, Lettuceheads!

Greg Calls His Mom 25.05.2025 46:25 ↓

For real. He does.

Bring Your Own Lotion 18.05.2025 46:51 ↓

AKA, Ripe for a Reboot Also, everything you ever wanted to know about Highlander.

Ten Easy Ways to Become a Millionaire 11.05.2025 45:35 ↓

It's so EASY! Think about it. That's why almost everyone you know is a millionaire.

Nosegay Doesn't Mean What You Think It Does 04.05.2025 44:48 ↓

Unless it does.

The LIVE Pea Ness Episode 27.04.2025 40:52 ↓

Uh oh. It's another one of those unhinged post-Bad Movies Live episodes.

How To Become The Boxing Heavyweight Champion Of The World 20.04.2025 45:24 ↓

Because George Foreman ain't just the inventor of the grill.

You Made It Boring, I Made It Exciting 13.04.2025 48:07 ↓

Can you tell who titled this?

How To Rob Someone at Gunpoint 06.04.2025 42:50 ↓

Listen to Greg. These are instructions more people should ACTUALLY follow.