Two Dolts

We discuss the TRAINWRECK of the Jaguar rebrand, golf tournaments and pickleball being dumb.

We talk about how Halloween changes as you get older - from being a kid, to a young adult, to 21, to homeowneship and even having kids.

We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.

Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.

We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE

This one GOT OFF THE RAILS. If you're offended by language or moderately close inferences, DON'T LISTEN #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts

We examine (stupidly) the hurricanes, floods, and governmental support for those affected (NOT GOOD)

We use loose terminology and go off the rails. #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts

We dive into having kids, one-night stands, and being married.

This week, we talk about the #oasis reunion, #vegas, #kamalaharris, and #tua. We actually managed to stay on topic!

Chris' dad passed away before he had kids. Now that he has kids, he wishes he could call his dad and apologize for all the stupid things he did.

The topics were slurry at best here. Enjoy

We discuss new comedians on the rise, and a specific challenge with doughnuts and giving yourself a ZJ.

Vinny's live podcast. The guys got together and proceeded to talk immense trash to each other. Chris isn't for Snoop at the Olympics one bit. We need to get better at not just talking to the people there, but we're idiots and you shouldn't be listening to us anyway.

Chris has been paying for MediaCom for over 5 years. Paying for 500mbps UP and 500mbps Down. As of the start of the show Friday he had 1mbps up and .5mbps down. This has been a constant issue for over 5 years, and he's about to lose his mind.

In this lively episode of Two Dolts, we dive into three intriguing topics. First, we explore the art of dating your wife and how to keep the romance alive in long-term relationships. Next, we tackle the controversial subject of the worst dog breeds to own and why they might not be the best fit for everyone. Finally, we delve into the mysterious background of Jeffrey Epstein, examining his rise to...

Ever wondered if, when you die, you have to wear the same clothes forever? 🤔 Join us on the Two Dolts Podcast as we explore quirky questions, bizarre hypotheticals, and hilarious what-ifs. Tune in for a fun, thought-provoking, and utterly doltish journey!

We talk the show #suits, Meghan Markle, backroom deals, and how the corporate world works.

Chris is furious with his service from MediaCom, and we hop on the trend of the 500-toothed dinosaur.

To keep with the theme here, we decided to dive into the best movies of all time per genre. We were worse at this than our feeble attempt at sports movies.

What happens when the panda hats go on???? No, seriously we're asking because we have no idea what we say.

What better way to have the best sports movies of all time put on a list than three absolute idiots who forget the #1 sports movie genre?

What happens when Chris meets a nice lesbian couple? We talk about the 5 love languages and also dive into homeless carpentry skills!