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Arsenal fans are emotional merchants. Liverpool fans will snake you. Manchester City fans don’t even exist… These are just some of the stereotypes we often associate with fans of these clubs. Albert and William have fun while ranking these wild fanbase stereotypes into three categories: True, Somewhat True, and Not True at All. The pair also discuss the recent signings made by Manchester City in t...

The window is officially open and clubs including Liverpool, Chelsea, Man United and Man City are getting their hands on what’s available. Albert and William discuss these activities and the impact it could have on clubs’ performance next season.  Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t be afraid to share with your mates as well!  Hosts: Alber...

Albert and William return with a healthy recap of the Europa League Final, where 17th-placed Spurs stunned 16th-placed Manchester United with a 1-0 win. While it’s a huge moment for Ange and the Spurs faithful, the real subplot remains: how does a team sitting 17th sneak into Europe’s most prestigious competition? The pair also share their predictions for the Champions League final between Inter a...

The talk of an easy win for Liverpool on Sunday may have backfired, as complacency cost them two valuable points against a surprisingly prepared United side. Albert and William discuss this, and the rest of the weekend’s games from matchweek 20 in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment. The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 21! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re l...

Welcome to the new year! From trophy wins to exciting player comebacks, Albert and William kickoff 2025 with bold predictions. They also discuss interesting topics from matchweek 19 in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment. The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 20! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t be afraid to share with your m...

With Rashford sidelined for three games, questions arise: has new manager Ruben Amorim placed him in his naughty books? Albert and William discuss this, and more topics from matchweek 17 in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment. The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 18! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t be afraid to share with y...

Arsenal’s goalless draw at home to Everton has thrown the fan base into disarray. While the general consensus points to a need for change, opinions are split: some call for a managerial shake-up, while others believe the players are the real issue. Albert and William discuss this, and more topics from matchweek 16 in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment. The pair also share their score predictions...

The London Derby had it all: twists, turns and slips. Chelsea fought back from an early two goal deficit caused by not one but TWO Cucurella slips. Albert and William discuss this, plus the rest of the weekend’s games from matchweek 15 in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment. The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 16! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening...

Albert and William embrace the Wrapped Season by reflecting on some of the most impressive stats and highlights of the year. They also discuss the midweek games from matchweek 14 in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment. The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 15! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t be afraid to share with your mate...

The roles are reversed in this special episode! William hosts, while Albert sits as co-host. Together, they discuss Chelsea’s climb to the top and Manchester City’s surprising fall from the top four in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment.   The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 14! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t b...

Manchester City find themselves in unfamiliar territory with six winless games, while Manchester United’s players are still adjusting to Amorim’s 3-at-the-back system. Albert and William discuss it all in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, with listener reactions. The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 13! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a...

Well Behaved Midfielders Rarely Make History! Do you agree with this proposition? Albert and William stand on opposite sides as they share a fascinating debate: can a player’s edge, intensity, or even vice truly be a crucial factor in making history? The pair also share their score predictions for matchweek 12! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t be...

The myth of robotic, emotionless referees is just that—a myth. In a recent viral video, referee David Coote seemed to show a clear dislike for former Liverpool coach Jürgen Klopp. This incident led to Coote’s suspension by the PGMOL. Albert and William discuss the issue, debating whether the incident truly warranted a suspension. In our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, the pair share their views...

The Challengers for the title and for the European spots reveal themselves at this period, ten games into the season. Albert and William reveal their picks for the top six in the Premier League. In our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, the pair discuss Arsenal‘s worrying form, the Cherries’ upset against four-in-a-row City and more action from Matchweek Ten.  Leave a five star rating on eithe...

The 2024 Ballon d’Or ceremony brought its fair share of drama, from Real Madrid’s high-profile boycott to Vini Jr’s online reaction. Albert and William share their thoughts on the big night, discussing who might have been snubbed, and debating who truly deserved the award. In our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, the pair share their views on hot topics from matchweek 9.  Leave a five star ra...

From dramatic red cards to Bournemouth’s shocking win over Arsenal and some gruesome injuries, Matchweek 8 had one glaring theme: red. Albert and William discuss it all in our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, with listener reactions.   The pair shared score predictions for the upcoming weekend's fixtures too! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review....

A complete striker ticks several boxes, but how do you measure greatness? Albert and William rank their top five strikers, considering ability, technicality, impact for clubs, and longevity.  The pair shared score predictions for the upcoming weekend's fixtures too! Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t be afraid to share with your mates as well!...

Should newly promoted teams stick to playing direct football? Is Cole Palmer the face of the Premier League? Does Bukayo Saka deserve best winger shouts? Albert and William share their thoughts on these hot topics and more! In our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, the pair share their views on hot topics from matchweek 7.  Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a...

Manchester United concede three AGAIN at Old Trafford. Albert and William break down the ongoing nightmare at the Theatre of Dreams, with reactions from our listeners. In our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, the pair share their views on hot topics from matchweek 6.  Leave a five star rating on either platform you’re listening on with a review. Don’t be afraid to share with your mates as wel...

115 Charges FC meets Dark Arts Arsenal! Albert and William break down the thrilling 2-2 draw between Manchester City and Arsenal, highlighting the tactical contrasts between the two teams and sharing reactions from our listeners. In our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, the pair share their views on hot topics from matchweek 5. They also share their score predictions for the weekend's fixtures! Le...

City’s Rodri, Madrid’s Courtois, and Barcelona’s Kounde have been in the media recently, discussing the looming threat of a players’ strike due to the congested fixture schedule. Albert and William share their thoughts on this topic, presenting interesting points both for and against it. European nights have returned, and the pair discuss all the action from the first matchday! They also share the...

The Gunners silenced their doubters on Sunday with a hard-fought 1-0 win over local rivals Spurs at their home stadium. Albert and William discuss the game, highlighting Tottenham’s failure to capitalize on Arsenal’s injury concerns, despite the home advantage, along with reactions from our listeners. In our popular ACTIONS IN A HAT segment, the pair share their views on hot topics from the fourth...

The Champions League gets a makeover! The 2024/25 season kicks off on Tuesday, September 17th. In this week’s episode, Albert and William discuss the new format sharing their thoughts on how the changes could impact the players physically and UEFA’s firm stance on addressing their concerns.  The pair also preview the highly anticipated North London Derby between Tottenham and Arsenal, set for...

“LIKE I SAID”- In this week’s episode, Albert and William discuss the often-overlooked mental health challenges faced by football professionals. With a focus on recent tensions involving Chelsea’s rising star Nicolas Jackson and former club legend Mikel Obi, the pair unpacks the drama, the media frenzy, and what it all reveals about the mental pressures in the beautiful game. In a new segment- ACT...

The Premier league is back! On this episode, Albert and William discussed the weekend’s marquee fixture between Chelsea and Manchester City highlighting key moments in the game and the drama within the walls of Stamford Bridge.  In a new segment- ACTIONS IN A HAT, the pair shared their views on a selection of topics from the first matchweek. The pair shared score predictions for the upcoming...