Tortured Fanbases

Join Noah, Kurt, and Will as they provide updates on the status of their teams thus far in 2024.... Noah is convinced that the Twins are the most bipolar team ever and Kurt is going through the feels as a Red Sox fan. Will is just vibing.

We are back after an extended offseason! Noah, Kurt, and Will all preview their teams for the upcoming 2024 season! If you understand the name of the podcast, you will be able to guess that none of us are particularly pleased with our teams..... looking at you Kurt! Sorry for the audio issue in the middle!

Join Noah and Will as they preview the ALDS during the first three innings of Game 1 of the ALDS. To say Noah isn't confident is a bit of an understatement.

The Twins have clinched the AL Central, and Kurt and Will are a little peeved at the quality of the division. Fairly understandable. Previews of the offseason for the eliminated teams get discussed.

The big news here is the Red Sox firing Chaim Bloom. We react to it, with Kurt having some spicy takes....

Kurt gives a heartfelt eulogy to the travesty that is the Red Sox season. Hold a moment of silence as you listen to it. Plus, the debate over Barry Bonds and how he should be remembered rages on!

Join Noah and Kurt as they recap the trade deadline and the give an update around the league! Kurt tries his best to convince Chaim Bloom to sign Shohei Ohtani and Yoshinobu Yamamoto.... So Chaim, please listen up.

Join Noah and Will as they discuss the legend of Big Sexy, as well as their favorite old players! Noah voices his disgust with the Angels as an organization.... good job wasting Shohei Ohtani.

Join Noah and Kurt as they try to put together the most convincing trade packages that their teams can create to try and acquire the most intriguing trade deadline piece ever. Plus, they delve into the steroid era and the age old question of - "Were steroids good for the game?"

The all star rosters have been released and Noah, Will, and Kurt have some strong opinions on them! Overall, they aren't that bad. Plus, Noah complains about how Joe Mauer is perceived.... as per usual.

Noah, Will and Kurt take some time to lament over the fallout of the Oakland A's agreeing to a deal to leave California and the way that the MLB has mismanaged the situation.

Noah, Will, and Kurt finally talk about the standings! The AL East is insanely good and Kurt is very upset about it, the AL Central on the other hand, is pretty bad and Noah is also upset about it. Fyfe is just chilling in the NL Central. Hope y'all enjoy!

Countdowns galore in this episode, including the best psychopaths and closers in baseball history. Will and Noah spend time lamenting about saves and umpires, while Thompson does what he can to make a Hall of Fame case for Kenley Jansen.

Will and Noah discuss odd stories from the past week of baseball and through its history, as well as discussing how much Noah dislike Angel Hernandez as an umpire. Hope you enjoy!

Join Noah and Will as they create their all-weird baseball teams from the infancy of the 2023 season. The criteria is pretty foggy but it was still really fun to look at some good, bad, and odd performances from the beginning of the season!

Will and Kurt talk about sticky issues in baseball..... literally! Other topics discussed include bachelor trips and news from the past week in baseball!

Noah and Fyfe discuss the events that took place over the last week in baseball, and discuss possibilities for MLB expansion and relocation. Noah has a hot take on skyline chili..... sorry if you don't have taste buds. Thanks for listening y'all!

Noah, Kurt and Will discuss opening day and the final of the World Baseball Classic. Bonus discussions on Dunkin' Donuts coffee included for free..... you're welcome!

Join Noah, Kurt and Will as they discuss what has happened in the World Baseball Classic thus far! To say it has been good is a severe understatement!

We have an announcement to make regarding the podcast! No spoilers.... you'll have to listen to this short one.

Noah and Will are joined by another special guest to discuss the status of the Milwaukee Brewers roster! There are some holes, but there is also a lot of upside! Also, if you call it American Family Field, you are very wrong.

Join Noah and Will and a special guest as they discuss the Red Sox roster! Prepare to get an introduction to noted vibes expert and friend of the podcast Kurt Thompson! We had a blast recording this one, hope y'all enjoy!

Join Noah and Will as they complete the second half of being the GM of their favorite teams. This time, it is the Minnesota Twins. Noah is excited for this year.... and will be until they inevitably break his heart in the playoffs... if they make it that far. But yeah, pretty decent roster at the moment. 

Join Noah and Will as they break down the Reds roster and pretend to be the GM of the team! Will has a hot take on the direction he would take the team! Part 2 will focus on the Minnesota Twins roster!

Baseball's version of the World Cup is back and better than ever! Join Noah and Will as they preview the World Baseball Classic, explain why it is so incredible, and make their predictions for the tournament! Thanks for listening!