Topicopedia

Ste and Nicole are back for episode 216 of Topicopedia, and this week starts exactly how any sensible podcast should: with colonoscopy chat, road surface analysis and a suspiciously deep dive into bus-route YouTube. There’s also a missing smash burger delivery, a cursed DHL coffee table saga, listener feedback about weather stations, Viagra in football, air con, political chaos and the sort of wor...

This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole are surviving the heatwave, arguing about aircon, celebrating Spoodpimp going weirdly viral, and once again proving that Lidl’s middle aisle is basically financial Russian roulette. We also dive into listener feedback, weird eBay purchases, resin pumpkins, suspicious weather maps, missing giraffes, sewer explorers, raccoons with jars on their heads, and sea...

This week on Topicopedia, we somehow go from politics to haunted bath toys, which feels about right. We talk Keir Starmer apparently throwing in the towel, Andy Burnham being lined up as the next big northern hope, social media bans, Clarkson, voting ages, and whether the government just wants everyone carrying digital ID. Then things get properly stupid as we dive into some of the most unhinged t...

This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole accidentally wander through the Lidl middle aisle of chaos, discuss whether Ste has become worryingly healthy, and explain why slime with bits in it is an offence against humanity. We dig into listener feedback, RollerCoaster Tycoon nostalgia, Uncle Jerry’s growing presence in the comments section, and a Notable News round-up featuring Andy Burnham, Keir St...

This week on Topicopedia, the website gets hacked, Uncle Jerry continues terrorising the Facebook comments, Nicole survives another week of NHS side quests, and somehow we end up blaming Keir Starmer for everything. We kick things off with listener feedback, Andy’s thoughts, Bonnie Blue fallout, pet insurance drama, flip phones, Spotify, nostalgia, and the return of Uncle Jerry in the comments sec...

This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole somehow go from Uncle Jerry being a menace on Facebook to police, politics, Bonnie Blue, Jeremy Clarkson’s choir, and the sort of people who post “delete me then” statuses at midnight. We get into the Manchester Airport case, the Henry Novak discussion, two-tier justice arguments, Bonnie Blue’s latest chaos, and why Jeremy Clarkson accidentally becoming lik...

This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole return with another hour of absolute nonsense, medical mystery energy, listener chaos and questionable life choices. Nicole has another egg-related meltdown, the listeners are back with feedback about pavlovas, ice cream vans and underground amaretto panic, and TikTok decides Nicole’s snake setup is somehow worth sending death threats over. Then it’s into N...

This week on Topicopedia Episode 209, the eggs exploded… and so did the episode. Nicole kicks things off by revealing she detonated two eggs in the microwave like tiny breakfast grenades, Ste has reformatted his computer and accidentally tried to rejoin Slack like a confused new starter, and Uncle Jerry has once again been let loose on social media without supervision. We’ve got listener feedback...

This week on Topicopedia, Nicole is horizontal, Ste is ranting, Uncle Jerry is lurking, and the internet has somehow got even more ridiculous. We kick things off with listener feedback, postcards, pirate weekend, body reprogramming, and the return of lavatorial profanity. Then it’s time for Notable News of the Week, featuring David Attenborough turning 100, politics getting messier than ever, a de...

This week on Topicopedia, Uncle Jerry has been let loose on the socials, Andy is basically producing the show now, and somehow we end up doing what can only be described as a full public service announcement about different types of poo. We kick things off with listener feedback, pasty chat, four-day week dreams, podcast copyright chaos, political misery, awkward food memories and the kind of nota...

This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole are back with another beautifully chaotic episode full of questionable rankings, terrible jokes, odd news, listener feedback and one very dark true crime case. We kick things off with hangovers, hot tub cleaning, Sunday sadness, shoplifting rants, Wetherspoons plates, and Andy’s latest feedback — including a few brutal “they’re a 10 but…” suggestions. Then...

Stop working a 9-to-5 and start bottling your own air. 💨🫙 In Episode 205, Ste and Nicole break down the ultimate recession-proof side hustle: Selling your farts in a jar for big money. Nicole reveals her "scientific" underwater capture method and explains exactly why there is a booming market for... well, that. But it’s not all business. We’re also diving into the psychology of "Little Treat Cul...

Welcome to the breakdown of Episode 204 of Topicopedia, the podcast that proves you don't need a medical degree to diagnose everything or an exciting life to have loud opinions. Here is a look at the chaos, the cases, and the questionable energy drinks that defined this week’s show. 00:00:00 – Intro: Medical advice for sneezes and the excitement of multi-pack crisps. 00:03:15 – Cornwall Recap: Rar...

Welcome back to Topicopedia, the podcast that somehow gets weirder every week while Ste’s life remains "predictable". In Episode 203, Steve kicks things off with a passionate rant about the bizarre and potentially illegal world of TikTok Lives—from "scoop" scams to the sale of dangerous self-defense items. We then shift gears for Exhibit A, where we dive into the chilling history of John Haigh, be...

Happy Easter from Topicopedia! In episode 202, Ste and Nicole are "cracking on" with an egg-filled special that is smoother than a melted Easter egg left on a radiator. Nicole gives us an update on her life as a "walking medical mystery" and her epic battle to clear the "piles" of clutter in her bedroom—which she’s been funding by selling on Vinted. We dive into listener feedback about proper snak...

Welcome to episode 201 of Topicopedia! After the high-energy chaos of our 200th milestone, Ste and Nicole are back to their baseline setting: chatting absolute nonsense with a very thin layer of structure. This week, Nicole shares her experience joining a "body reprogramming" group for pain management, where she somehow managed to make a friend within 30 seconds of being late. Meanwhile, Stee ques...

We’ve officially hit the double-century! For our massive 200th episode milestone, Ste and Nicole are joined by their guest, Lee Wilson—a "proud Janner" who brings a bit of Plymouth charm and a light dusting of menace to the studio. We kick things off with a look back at the "disturbing" statistics provided by Uncle Jerry, reflecting on 199 episodes of chaos, medical mysteries, and a 100% attendanc...

Welcome to Episode 199 of Topicopedia! We are officially one episode away from the big 2-0-0, and the energy is as chaotic as ever. Join your hosts, Ste and the self-proclaimed "medical mystery" Nicole, for a packed show featuring everything from personal rants to dark true crime. This week, Nicole shares her latest "medical mystery" updates, a bike-related struggle, and the saga of her snake’s up...

Episode 198 starts with your feedback and a bit of the usual Topicopedia chaos, then we run through Notable News of the Week before getting into the main story: the 1978 Holiday Inn Northwest fire. It’s one of those cases that sticks with you — a hotel packed with people, a deliberately set blaze, confusion in the corridors, and a suspect who somehow slips through the story like a ghost. The more...

In Episode 197 of Topicopedia, Ste & Nicole take a hard left into the darkest corners of modern weirdness — starting with Jeffrey Epstein (what we know, what’s been said, and why it still makes everyone feel grim), then switching lanes into full-on cult madness with Heaven’s Gate: the UFO-believing group that genuinely thought a spaceship was coming… and made some horrifying decisions because of i...

Nicole & Ste are back for another week of feedback, murder, hilarity and much more! Jingles by Suno

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Nicole and Ste take you on another dive into their minds! Jingles by Suno

You’re not going to want to miss this one! It took us ages to record because we couldn’t stop laughing! Jingles by Suno

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