Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

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Full disclosure: this one was originally planned for Halloween and we had it sitting in the vaults for a while. So just pretend that it's Halloween in April or something. That's a holiday, right? Join Spencer and Andy as they rank all da best chocolates and sweet stuff, as well as get cavities on air. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month...

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See here, buster. There's another miscreant running around the fine city of Trenton, and now a priceless artifact has gone missing from the First National Museum of Queer History. Newly-minted desk jockey Dick Spencer and amateur photographer Andy G. Robinson are the only men who can find it. The case... is afoot! Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to...

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This one is rough, I'm not going to lie. Not a fan of this show, no sir. Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as they discuss the short-lived MTV animated series Martin's World, a show seemingly made with nothing but good intentions and bad execution. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Dieh...

We're back and this one is not funny at all. It's deathly serious. Join Spencer and Ty as they finish their discussion of the discography of the band Radiohead, as well as the works of George RR Martin. Because obviously it comes back to that, right? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien...

they just don't make tv like this anymore: woke, but in an old-school clintonite liberal way Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

The election season is upon us, and the American people are asking: is public masturbation good, or does it suck? Luckily, TGOFV is here to help. Moderator Andy guides your two favorite interlocutors (Spencer and Ty) through a prickly debate about the ethics and legality of publicly masturbating, as well as a funny-ass riff about a sexual robot. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreo...

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That's right folks: tonight is the biggest night for the movies since the last biggest night for the movies. Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, and special guest Dorian Vasquez (director of the upcoming film "Porch Pirate") as they give you 100% actionable betting odds on which movies will win big and which will lose hard. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to ou...

i think if you listen to this entire episode you technically learn the secret meaning of life. that's how philosophical it is Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

If you work at Dollar Tree you are exempt from all human laws. Animal laws, as well. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they decide which store would be the best to work at and which store would turn you into an insane murderer. Spoilers most of them do that second thing, Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Sm...

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That's right, Sharks: it's a flashlight that you can have sex with. Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, and returning favorite Clay Parks as they explore a wild world of wacky inventions. Also one of them turns into a demon halfway through and it's very scary. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,T...

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This cat needs to be in jail!! In PRISON!!! Join Ty and her unnamed girlfriend as they do a watch-a-long special to the greatest 90s film about cats trying to break into show business while being terrorized by Shirley Temple ever made. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart,...

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In Spider-Man 4 they let Peter Parker get way too sexual with Flash Thompson. It's a bummer and nobody in the theater is having a good time. Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, and special guest star Nicole Venato as we read some of the horniest superhero fiction around, as well as discuss the Hulk's fleshlight dealer and his terrible Rolling Stone interview. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patr...

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Folks I get really autistic on this one. Hold on to your hats because it's autistic in here. Join Ty and Andy as they discuss the ins and outs of the world's most popular role-playing game, goblins, orcs, ghouls, and the untimely death of their former co-host. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Jo...

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I wasn't on this one and the boys recorded it really late so I can't tell you too much about it. Suffice to say there's probably a lot of Jason talk. Join Spencer and Andy as they discuss that hockey-based movie that we all know and love (not The Mighty Ducks)! Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, J...

Tonight, on a very special debate: we're finally putting all of this class war nonsense to bed. You don't need an opinion on Bernie Sanders after listening to this one! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they engage in a spirited debate about the economic realities facing our great nation today. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: F...

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