This Is Not Going Well

Mariah and Charlton discuss Cartel Tik Tok, the Pope's Instagram discretion, and Ratatouille the musical. Also, they ruin each other's jokes. 

Mariah and Charlton really expected better this episode but they still tell some jokes, discuss their childhood traumas, and talk about which celebrities they look like. Also, Mariah reveals the Tik Tok'er behind 'Coochie Destroyer 5'.

Mariah and Charlton discuss Halloween, their favorite election memes, school scandals, and urban legends. Also, Mariah ruins Charlton's joke -- again. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss which Tik Tok trends they've been enjoying, all the Chris' better than Pratt, and the IG page 'Siblings Or Dating'. Also, Mariah ruins Charlton's jokes. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss Cardi B's return to the second best member of Migos, Brandon's (Don't worry about it, sweetheart) come up, our best getting high stories, and the dangers of iMessage. Also, Mariah explains why penguins should have their own reality TV show. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss the recent political news, spooky szn, the Bodies exhibit, and Freeman's Ranch Body Farm. Mariah also explains her high school reading habits.

Mariah and Charlton discuss spooky szn, that bitch ass Tory Lanez, random events in the news, and Mountain Dew drizzled margaritas. Also, Mariah doesn't laugh at funny jokes.  Ghost Tik Tok Trend   Dewgarita Get Your Booty to the Poll   Odeza Tik Tok Sound Black Licorice Kills Man

Mariah and Charlton talk about the long lost episode, Travis Scott merch, why Mariah hasn't worn beanies in three years, and old people communities. Also, Mariah reveals how she spends her #AdultMoney.

Mariah and Charlton try to bounce back from last week's episode as they discuss JesusTok, Jenna Marbles leaving social media, and whether or not Polar bears scream when they shit. Also, Mariah confesses her love for Dolly Parton. 

Mariah and Charlton don't really discuss anything. Maybe don't listen and pick back up next week. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss Tik Tok appropriation, Britney Spears being held captive by her father, and UGA's new sex guidelines. Also, Mariah will never look at a penis the same again.  Jonathan Isaac injury   Man loses his penis Free Britney Spears   UGA health guidelines

Mariah and Charlton finally explain how the podcast came about, trips to the strip club, and their comfort level sending underwear to strangers. Also, Mariah falls down the conspiracy theory hole and can't leave. 

Mariah and Charlton discuss Meg, Kanye, and even more conspiracy theories than usual. Also, Mariah calls herself a Cracker.

Mariah and Charlton introduce the podcast and talk about how everything is cake, puppy play, and conspiracy theories. Also, Mariah gets angry.