The Weekly Linz

Relax people! We just talk about weird body parts with complex names and in the process we may have discovered what a WAG-GYNA truly is! Tune in now for the very last and final episode of THE WEEKLY LINZ!

Oh, how we end up in these discussions! What starts off as a great idea on how to pronounce weird body parts, ends up being the top rated comedy episode of The Weekly Linz! Listen now to find out what the hell you have been missing! And, maybe learn a new word or two!

The final installment of what it's like to sit in a room with four weird mofo's. We probably know nothing of what topic is at hand. But, we will always have fun when talking smack to one another. Enjoy part two of our aliens, Jesus, and whatever else conspiracy theory we evolve to.

My mouth, their opinions, and hot topics in our dysfunctional family! We BS about BS bc that’s what sober old people do, right?!

Where are you in your marriage? Get on our level!

In this episode, we begin with porn ethics which somehow turns into "Tales of The Past" from my "Linz". As usual, enjoy this rollercoaster story-time with two old women.

Let me educate you in how extra or missing body parts determines if you come from a long line of “royal inbreeding”! You may never look at people the same way after this wicked episode.

I recently learned about Reddit and what kind of messed up rabbit hole it entails. I can't believe what kind of NSFW garbage comes up and believe me...I did check his phone!

There are so many questions that circle the yonder. Check out this wacky episode where we professionally and methodically teach you some BS!

The conversations we engage in are random and borderline stupid. Take a listen and see for yourself or risk the wrath of The Cinnamon Roll!

What better way to start Season 4 and your week than with a collaboration of ankle scabies and naming a future band!

Bonus material for your listening pleasure!

When you refuse to answer the question...you find out how bad a TENS unit can zap you. Now that you have seen the edited version of this episode on YouTube, it is time to listen to the full podcast! Trust me when I tell you that you won't be bored with this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg9KO5ddiHU

This particular week was just straight hot garbage and I never want a repeat of it again. Take a listen and find out why this was THE WORST WEEKLY LINZ with special guest, LindsAy.

What better way to start our first video podcast than to attempt to make each other laugh and not spit! Spitters are quitters! After our failed attempt to spit, we dive into some silly business and stories. Eat some pasta and listen to this shit!

Ever wonder how the person next to you is doing? What does the stranger sitting next to you do for a living? How about wondering why you have been such a bitch lately? I realized it took me a while to get out of my funk and why I was even in it. Shawn also agreed to publicly address our "love story"!

What else would you expect from two clowns who have a pHd in Spicy from Cayen West University? Fugged up lyrics! Have fun and enjoy our mistakes!

We start off with Nicole realizing she has a horrible lazy eye and end up discussing lasting effects of trauma incurred by Stockholm Syndrome. Everything else in between is just air bubbles and typical ignorance.

In this episode, we talk about loss of bodily functions at 40 years old and how to be a "bully" parent. Oh, and let's not forget the major nasty rumor I started in the 3rd grade!

LISTEN TO THIS EXPLICIT EPISODE OF NASTY ASS BRAIN FARTS FROM YOURS TRULY AND NICOLE! GUEST STARRING' "THE VOICE MAN" AKA MY WONDERFUL HUSBAND, SHAWN! LET US KNOW WHO YOU THINK IS LOOSE A COUPLE SCREWS IN THE HEAD.

We fascinate the podcast world with our flappy lip game and newest CAH cards! Listen and enjoy some laughs!

What do two people do when they are on a break during work? Make a stupid podcast, D-U-H! Listen to this episode and answer the elusive bug question for your chance to win some merch or money or nothing at all except wasted time! Edited version for all podcast platforms.

We dive into some personal shit that makes Nicole cry and get belly cramps! Thanks for nothing, butthole!

We do a quick catch-up before we play some Cards Against Humanity. In this part 1 of 3, you’ll find out some nicknames and the front butt wedgie experience!

Just some random shit.