The Sonic Hustle (Formerly The Sonic Shuffle)

Note: this was recorded in December. We talk about old news and a bonus episode that never happened. This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch two more episodes of Sonic X! Russian gangsters have a scam with a dam and then we get to meet spooky creepypasta ghosts! THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 NEXT WEEK: SatAM Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about how much they hate Sonia's adult finace and what might be an actually decent(?) episode of Sonic Underground. THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch 4 more episodes of Sonic Boom! We've got court drama, we've got drinking cold tomato sauce straight out of the can, we've got time loops, and by god do we have bits. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon express their love and hatred of noted gay platypus mad scientist, Dr. Starline as he has a little adventure recruiting four other villains for his evil plan to make Eggman take him back. THIS WEEK: IDW Sonic: Bad Guys NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Knuckles Chaotix! And then because that only took 40 minutes, talk about a bunch of other little Sonic games! Welcome to the next level in 32X World! THIS WEEK: Knuckles Chaotix NEXT WEEK: IDW Sonic: Bad Guys Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! Amy gets a gun, Eggman has a nightmare, and Sega invents Game Pass in the 90s THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic episodes 41+42 NEXT WEEK: Knuckles Chaotix Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

Hope you're prepared to be scared, because we're reading some Sonic creepypasta! We some stories off of Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki, which includes two stories written by children and one nostalgia-brained Gen X dude! Be prepared for corporate meddling, violent movie recuts, and fake URLs! THIS WEEK: Sonic Creepypasta NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Boom! Bodyswapping, secret societies, and depression run rampant in these episodes! Also Knuckles is there. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic issues 41+42 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon enter the Fan Zone to conclude their discussion of Hangin' Out and the incredible world it exists in. Did you know Hydro had an older scrapped concept that a lot of their AU draws from? It's cool stuff. THIS WEEK: Hangin Out, Omega Buys Printer Ink, The-Hydroxian's art blog NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom (TV Series) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

Reminder: This episode is months old! The news segment may be outdated! This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more of Sonic X! After a slow start with a beach episode, we are taken to Knuckles adventures in orientalism town! Crimes, shady fast food joints, and sexy robot ninjas ensue! THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 16+17 NEXT WEEK: Fan Zone (Hangin' Out, Omega Buys Printer Ink, and other Hyd...

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! The hosts look back on the 90s gaming scene and in particular a very scathing ad of James Pond 2. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Underground! These episodes are particularly bad in their treatment of the one girl character. There's a guy who looks like he wants to tell you to Say No To Drugs. Also there's orientalism! THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

REMINDER: This was recorded over a month ago! The news segment is out of date! This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the 90s british Sonic CYOA, Zone Rangers! And between the a little too unfriendly ribbing of Tails and the cartoon aboriginals, it certainly is a british export! Nonetheless, they manage to have fun with it. Eggman takes over the TVs, Sally and Porker Lewis have Real Actual Guns, and...

NOTE: This episode, along with the next 5, were all recorded months ago, so the news segments will be outdated. This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the bulk of The-Hydroxian's webcomic, Hangin' Out! Hydro's reinterperetations of the Sonic cast are all amazing, especially Tikal and Metal Sonic, who has a mouth. We had a hell of a time with this amazing webcomic. THIS WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 46-117...

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Underground! The Sonic siblings deal with a spy and weird fun sea sponge dude. THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground Episodes "Tangled Webs" and "The Deepest Fear" NEXT WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 46-117 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about more Sonic Boom! We discuss passive-aggressiveness, Jimmy Neutron-esque plotlines, circuses, and sticky gooey messy white mashmallows. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1 NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

(This episode as well as the next few were recorded weeks ago and I just now got around to editing them) This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog! The show makes simplistic yet striking commentary about the military and also Robotnik gets large butt pliers used on himself. We also learn about Honey the Cat! THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog ("Attac...

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go back into the Fan Zone to talk about some fan comics, exploring Tyson Hesse's old work and the exceptional fan comic "Hangin Out" by The-Hydroxian. We discuss Nipples the Enchilada, Metal Sonic's mouth, and Buff Tikal. THIS WEEK: Old fan comics and new fan comics NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 41 and 45 ("Attack on Pinball For...

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more Archie comics! Knuckles loses his dreads. Uncle Chuck returns. Geoffrey St. John is a horrible sex pest. Devon recalls his childhood. THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic (issues 30-32 and the Knuckles Chaotix special) NEXT WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 1-45 and Tyson Hesse's old Sonic comics Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the new Sonic movie! Eggman returns. Stone pines. Rachel kills 6 men. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 30-32 and the Knuckles Chaotix Special Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally get to start talking about Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, the most video game ever made. Sonic the Hedgehog was arrested. Knuckles has some interesting thoughts on interesting thots. Shadow the Hedgehog commits cool crimes. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 (up to the end of Pumpkin Hill) NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022 film) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discor...

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish talking about the original Sonic Adventure! As we go through Gamma's storyline and the Super Sonic story, we contend with a strange new class of men, evacuation orders, and inappropriate things to say after a city is destroyed. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure (Gamma's Story and Super Sonic's Story) NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 (The first ~30 minutes of the hero st...

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Sonic Triple Trouble. Knuckles wants his stuff back. Eggman forms a polycule. Fang is a car guy. THIS WEEK: Sonic Triple Trouble NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Gamma's Story and Super Sonic's Story) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon continue their adventure through Sonic Adventure! This week we talk about Amy fleeing from a scary robot, and the most important sonic character, Big the Cat. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Amy's story and Big's story) NEXT WEEK: Sonic Triple Trouble Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about the best Sonic character, Big the Cat! THIS WEEK: Big's Big Fishing Adventure 3 - The Trial NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1: Amy and Big's stories Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord