The Roast

Eloise Eftos takes centre stage alongside Lachy and Edan to roast the audience members who treat the theatre like their own private living room. Phone screens glowing, snacks crinkling and late arrivals squeezing past an entire row... it’s time for some dramatic intervention. From applause at the wrong moment to people explaining the plot during the plot, this episode has plenty of acts. When the...

Chloe Maddren turns up to take aim at the traditions, theatrics and financial decisions that make weddings one of life’s most elaborate occasions. There are vows, speeches, dance floors and at least one relative who has had just enough to say something unforgettable. Is it a celebration of love, or a beautifully coordinated endurance event? After giving wedding culture the roasting it deserves, th...

Danielle Walker brings the energy as she joins Lachy and Edan to roast the highs, lows and complete social chaos of parties. Who invited the guy controlling the aux? Why is someone always making a speech? And how does one person manage to arrive empty-handed and leave with leftovers? From awkward small talk to suspicious punch bowls, this celebration has it all. The festivities wrap up with a deli...

Kicking off Season 3 of The Roast, Unice Wani joins Lachy and Edan to send airport behaviour through security for a thorough inspection. From queue-cutters and passengers who treat boarding gates like a personal lounge room, to the emotional rollercoaster of airport food prices, no terminal is safe. Expect turbulence, questionable travel habits and a few departures from good manners. Once the roas...

Previous world record holder for the smallest full time comedian Imaan Hadchiti, steps on set to roast Lime bike users and everything they stand for. Lazy? Tick. Too fast? Yep. Get off of the footpath? Now. Imaan brings his frustration to the table as a man with Rima Syndrome and why these overpowered, electric, death traps should be rid of. Not all is lost thanks to chef Edan! To bring the episod...

Grab your headphones and tune in as resident radio host Nathan Roye jumps on the line to roast exercise stereotypes and fitness freaks. How loud are you allowed to grunt in a public gym? 0 decibels. Stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Continuing to fill the airwaves with the internets best conversations, we discuss a Bad Bunny interview blunder and also watch Edan attempt a push up PR... We do...

Pro wrestlers Scott and Tyran enter the ring to roast poor road trip etiquette and why the front passenger seat is a sacred throne to sit on. You want the AUX cord? You better earn it. No doomscrolling allowed in this vehicle. Snacks from the servo? Yes, as long as they're Lamb based 😉 The gang also get into Uber driver habits and quiz Chef Edan on wrestling lingo. Before the bell goes, the b...

The Strava Reaper Mackenzie McIntyre is in town with Lachy and Edan to roast Europe Summer and why it should be restricted for Aussies... Greece, Italy, Croatia? Not this year, you're going to Finland. Try posting that all over Instagram if your fingers aren't too cold. The Strava segment thief also comes primed with roommate gripes and why he'd ban people from running across Australia...

Comedy genius' Sammy, Christo and Tom of Mates Rates join Lachy and Edan to discuss the price of pub beer. The boys design their dream pub and how they'd keep punters coming back. Lazy river? Check. Cheap drinks? Check. Good banter? Maybe not. The episode is brought to a delightful close with Edan producing a piece of Lamb pizza magic for the chaps to chew. Credits: Hosts: Lachy McIntyre (...

Pouting his way onto set to Roast wellness and beauty culture is everyone's favourite internet baddie, Jake Howie. Looksmaxxing, Pinocchio and Gay Bars. You can't find a way to squeeze those three things into one hilarious half an hour ish podcast? Try us. Jake joins Lachy and Edan to discuss beauty trends that must be avoided, over some beautiful leftover lamb burritos. Credits: Hosts: La...

Dave Hoey dances onto the set of The Roast to dish, discuss and destroy the worst types of people you find at nightclubs. Standing around on the dance floor taking up space without even trying a stiff two step? Not around here. Lachy and Dave decipher who the real winners and losers of the nightclub are, whilst being served a tasty Spiced Lebanese Flatbread by resident chef Edan. Credits: Hosts: L...

This thing got a second season?! Molly McCrann enters the world of The Roast to slam all things internet dating – from daters' weird behaviours to how you REALLY win a game of Monopoly. Join us for a delicious disco of Lamb-fuelled chat that really covers all bases. Whilst Lachy and Molly waffle, Eden pulls out some delicious Lamb Skewers for our hungry hosts to enjoy. Credits: Hosts: Lachy McInty...

Glitter, icons, snubs, we’re taking aim at the wonderfully unhinged circus that is awards season. Veteran red‑carpet mischief‑maker Nina Oyama joins us to unpack the drama, the delusion and the deeply questionable standing ovations, while Edan serves up lamb sausage rolls worthy of their own Best Supporting Snack. Credits: Hosts: Lachy McIntyre (@lach_mac) & Edan McGovern (@edanmcgovern) Guest...

We’ve all been trapped behind them. Four across. Zero urgency. Mitch Coombs joins us to unpack the psychology of slow walkers, airport dawdlers and shopping centre blockers. Why does it happen? Can it be fixed? Should there be lanes? Edan keeps the momentum high with a quick, flavour-packed lamb ragu parpadelle - because unlike some people, we move with purpose. Credits: Hosted by Lachy McIntyre (...

Blake joins us to tackle one of Australia’s most divisive fashion trends. We spiral into age-appropriate fashion, questionable festival fits, Oodies and Crocs discourse, and the fine line between confidence and chaos. It’s petty, passionate, and deeply unnecessary - just how we like it. Edan cooks up sticky lamb chops far more refined than the outfits we’re discussing. Credits: Hosted by Lachy McI...

This week, Lavender takes on the quietest corners of the sporting world and questions, if you need silence to play, are you actually any good? Golf claps. Lawn bowls. The unspoken tension of a silent tennis crowd. We unpack the etiquette, the drama simmering beneath polite applause, and why some sports feel like libraries with kits. Edan serves up a lamb filo pie with more spice than a footie fan...

Pat joins us to unpack everyday bad attitudes, but ends up getting a roasting himself. We get into hospitality horror stories, customer quirks, and what it really means to bring good energy to the table. Edan leans into comfort with a delicious peanut lamb curry spread - because food, like effort, should never be half-done.   Credits: Hosts: Lachy McIntyre (@lach_mac) & Edan McGovern (@edanmcg...

Tait dives into the chaotic universe of Facebook Marketplace. The buyers who ghost. The sellers who say “no time wasters” but are the time wasters. The eternal “Is this still available?” message that leads absolutely nowhere. We broaden out into general Facebook gripes - and relive the digital wild west. Edan cooks up a lamb feast worth at least $18 ONO. Credits: Hosts: Lachy McIntyre (@lach_mac)...

First episode alert! We grab Mitch Churi and roast the weird, funny, and sometimes cringe-worthy habits of couples - social media overshares, old habits that never die, you name it. While the laughs roll, Edan whips up a lamb wrap with a gyros twist because, let’s face it, we eat as well as we roast. Credits: Hosts: Lachy McIntyre (@lach_mac) & Edan McGovern (@edanmcgovern) Guest: Mitch Churi ...

Hey, we’re Lachy and Edan. Each week we get a mate (or someone pretending to be) to roast life’s little annoyances - think slow walkers, cringe airport moments, and anything else that makes you go “seriously?!” - all while we whip up some tasty lamb. There are games, laughs, terrible jokes, and yes, a lamb feast to finish it off. Basically, life’s messy, weird, and hilarious… and lamb makes everyt...