The Podcast Cantina

We’re back. Season 3 kicking off with the return of Kristian. After starting the Podcast talking spirituality and evangelicalism, we discuss the current state of The Podcast Cantina and how much we miss Kyle; all while we hold ourselves to the higher standards of the greatest podcasters of our current era. Next we move to the vocabulary zeitgeist, Blue Moons and Summer Shandy’s. Listen while we ge...

Ya, I like Dune 2. DUNE 2 CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME. This might be the most exhausting and boring podcast we’ve ever done. You’ll love it. LISAN AL-GAIB. On todays episode of The Podcast Cantina, we start by introducing Ramsey to our Lady listeners out in Hess, Germany, the totally m botched Star Wars Battlefront II ASPYR re-release and unsafe for work rules of Final Fantasy 7 *REBIRTH* Next, the Sh...

ALL HAIL RAMSES THE 7TH, DUNE JIHADIST. Yes, Ramsey finally watched the first Dune movie in preparation for Dune Part 2 this weekend, which we will be reviewing. On today’s episode of The Podcast Cantina, we are talking about the boundless light of space Islam, getting high as hell on hallucinogenic cinnamon scented Spice, as well as the distillation and evolution of religious concepts that happen...

What’s going on at On The Border? First things first R.I.P Carl Weathers. On another episode of Ramsey and Jordan stumbling upon success, we learn Jordan will never watch E.T; Ramsey is very concerned about the Alien Invasion going on at On The Border; getting way too high and calling the White House; all while taking the immigration test and passing with flying colors, not to mention learning the...

Ramsey and Jordan do the first podcast in Bravado Studios, so apologies in advance for this real laid back episode. Too many Zyn’s, too much vaping. Now, Johann Sebastian Bach, An innovator of musical composition and his famous work; “Mass in B Minor”. How does this legend compare to current artisan Ramsey “RamJam” Fam? We learn that and more in this podcast, as well as talking about Sobriety, Dis...

Kristian, Ramsey and Jordan celebrate Kristian establishing the newest Podcast Cantina HQ. On this comeback episode we’re talking Sharting, being a C list celebrity, the Pursuit of Happiness vs The Last Jedi, America rocks, Dua Lipa aka Women are the Highest Form of Art on the planet, and would you rather have 100+ body count or Alzheimer’s? Jordan returns to the Champagne of Beer and won’t stop t...

The first episode of The Pod Solo Show since the final day of 2022, welcome to The whatwasitalkingabout podcast. Nothing much here, just checking in with y’all and getting my legs back under me. On this sad excuse for an episode and 4th time “relaunching” this podcast, we’ll go over the future of The Podcast Cantina channel moving forward. Also mentioned: The New York Knicks, radical internet warr...

We’re back with a new and not so-improved podcast after our brief summer vacation. On todays episode you’re gonna get caught up with Jordan’s Positive intrusive thoughts, Kristian got a new puppy dog, the slippery slope of getting into Roman History, 1 free pass on the F word, as well as our rehabilitating efforts to become better about censoring ourselves and being a more socially acceptable safe...

We back y’all, sorry 4 the wait, Lil Wayne style. We’re talking Jesus and sipping lean in church, Kristian’s Europe trip, greedy Watto from Star Wars and more of the usual nonsense. Now that’s Podcasting!

First episode just Jordan and Kristian. We’re trying to stay on Talkable Topical Topics. Can’t figure out if this is Season 3 Episode 1? Or Season 2, Episode 26. Kristian is 17 again, Jordan is back from Colorado and Kristian is leaving for his Europe vacation, aka joining the Ukrainian army. Getting drunk and watching Fast X on YouTube, ranking Fast and Furious Movies and babes, Tokyo Drift and w...

Is this the last 3 man Podcast we get with Kyle, Kristian, and Jordan? Prepare for the longest episode. description in Podcast Cantina history We open with Freudianism, we touch the tip of the iceberg of consciousness in an unconscious universe, who is the newly European Kristian, Kris Handsome? All the while we’re watching Game 7 of the Warriors vs Kings as Steph goes for 50. Sadly, we’re all gon...

Only two more episodes before Kyle leaves forever :( Kristian’s been drinking before going to Great Clips and getting lady boners over Jack Black, Kyle had house showings before selling his property to celebrate Earth Day! Jordan got a couples massage, no happy ending, fancy expensive anniversary dinners at French restaurants and watching The Super Mario Bros Movie! Kyle fell asleep during the end...

4/20 episode. Kyle and Jordan, we’re Rizzin and Jizzin. How long was FDR President? Almost as long it took us to figure out how long he was President. HBO vs Max? Evil Harry Potter reboot and TERF WARS, The Marvels trailer, Carrie Nation, Straight Gays vs Gay Gays, and Kristian is The Rizzler We’re talking Furious and Faster; Colon Disaster, Using your variant hand for miscellaneous purposes, Loga...

Kyle and Jordan return to the classic format of talking about a nerd-centric gathering of like minded individuals. We’re talking Star Wars Celebration. All the announcements, all the inside information, all the lore and predictions; all right here at The Podcast Cantina. High Republic Phase III preview, Phase II thoughts, maybe a hint at the recipe for Porter Engle’s 9 egg stew? Also the LSD tiger...

Obamna Soda. It echoes throughout the podcast ominously. We can’t seem to get rid of it. Did you know that the Constitution was written so that we could have Coors Lights while riding John Deer mowers? We got Mormon soaking, more A.I presidents gaming, and talking the Tik Tok ban before one of our corespondents informed us of The Restrict Act, one of the most heinous pieces of legislation in Ameri...

St. Paddy’s Day, Full Blown RENT, explaining more March Madness to Kyle, Vil you Wear Wigs? What does a Stegosaurus taste like? Upcoming movies, we discover the source of our MIC SHOCK, our third host today is Jupiter The Stupider Dog, oh ya and we experience the full power of the BIDEN BLAST. The local Pink Floyd laser show is certainly all 50 year old dudes on mushrooms, and surely must be the s...

The bois are back on the casting couch this week, sippin Vodka Root Beers and the single microphone we share makes a static sound whenever Kristian grabs it, so we apologize for the “technical difficulties”. Is this our last week springing forward? Lil Bill is more powerful than Goku, Kyle was the King of the Vato’s with ankle length Dicky’s, and would you rather have big forearms or big calves. T...

The bois are trying something new with the podcast today. We’re recording on a couch. That’s right, a real game changer in the podcast game. We watched the Lakers v Warriors Game in style As Kyle comfortably explains Lyle Lyle Crocodile Tik Toks and tries Leinenkugel Lemon Beer, Kristian defends how he would eat any animal, defining Mormon cultures family game night, and explaining offsides in “so...

American False Flag Operations. (2/24 recording). The bois review Ant-Man 3 (it was fine) before Jordan goes full Alex Jones mode. We’re talking the assault on American infrastructure, the horrifying realities of literary and media censorship, Kristian explains Marxism vs Free Speech, the history of Voting in America, Kyle has been on this earth longer than Credit Scores, Tax season is the spookie...

Just a couple of guys who got the morbs (Brit slang luv). On todays episode we start with motorcycle madness, big Trippin, and tasteful artistic representations of the female form. Kyle and Kristian once again attempt to persuade Jordan to watch AOT, remembering the Bionicle movies, and we do a not-so-deep dive on Jordan’s Ancestry results. As Kristian gives us valuable insight into the lore of Th...

We done big goofed on this episode ya’ll. What the fuck happened to our 3rd and final recording? We were talking about the “Chinese” surveillance balloon but our last half hour of podcasting has disappeared. It must be government interference, so it’s a god damn conspiracy against The Podcast Cantina. Kyle and Jordan helm this weeks podcast into uncharted waters as we talk Groundhog Day, Knock at...

Another classic episode in the books as the bois hit the cold open, no theme song. Allen Iverson has kept himself busy making art and writing high school essays, but today we talked with the A.I chatbot Chat GPT by giving it pompous prompts from Mario apologizing to Princess Peach, Jesus meeting Nicki Minaj, Optimus Prime informs George W. Bush about a national tragedy, JFK and the CIA, the Epstei...

Another classic episode where the boys quote SpongeBob the whole time, getting hype for MLK day, we’re talking bartending, Bionicle lore, should we hang up an American flag in the studio, Mecca Millions, breaking down Through the Fire and the Flames and GOAT guitar players. Once again we come around to the topic of circumcision, solving the Cartel “issue”, is all gas station meat Halal, what it me...

As we celebrate our 69th episode sipping frozen Pina Colada's, the guys are back talking Jar Jar Binks goes to Washington, what we got for Christmas 2022, 2023 New Years Resolutions, buying someone a 6 month BetterHelp Online Therapy only to have used the first 3 months for yourself, what’s Halal and what’s not, our live action Hentai musical, Martha Stewart vs Wesley Snipes, half of a Glass Onion...

The slight return, 2022 New Years Eve Episode