The Podcast Awards

Joner Nintendo, Bob King from Bowling, and Wade McTire discuss Sheep Week traditions and decide the best basher. nominees: Hard Headed Knock Kids, anti-HHKK, and bighorn sheep  other topics: all the other usual stuff that is not timely or friendly to the algorithm (public transit, horror movies, Jacob Elordi)

A pure angel, a bust demon, and the sexual inspector spector gather to discuss tubes and their products. nominees: I don't even want to list them this week this podcast will not see the light of heaven other topics: pollution and coffee

A farmer, a government man, and a gun walk into a bar and decide what event has hurt Canadians the most. Nominees: local theatre, the ostrich massacre, snowball fights Other topics: playground race wars, black market sales

A boat, a pirate, and a sea turtle battle some minor audio issues to bring you a reflection on the act of brainstorming. Nominees: sexiest environmental disaster, conservative dick game, interpretations of hell Other topics: e-scooter hazards, tortuga, pirate political alignment

we found three real scumbags from reality tv and documentaries to determine the most evil man on earth. Nominees: Jared Leto, Nate from Euphoria, Jeff Bezos Other topics: feet bones, cruise dreams, how ticklish are you?

the grandchildren of frankenstein and frankenstein's monster, under the moderation of their kindergarten teacher, decide on the best city for a zombie to live. nominees: Cairo, Berlin, Las Vegas other topics: Haikyuu! fly high (again), volunteering at casinos, local politics

Your favourite Thanksgiving sides are getting together to figure out what we're most grateful for in time for the (Canadian) holiday. Nominees: robot bodies, the power of music, not having uncle problems Other topics: band class, Brits, uber-based credit card theft, pickpockets, late trains

R.L. Stein, the Cryptkeeper, and a working actor arachnid get together to chat about spooks, scares, frights, chills, and award the best movie to watch instead of Jeepers Creepers. Nominees: Willard, Trick or Treat, Legally Blonde Other topics: Basically one big list of movies, we also talk about eating buildings again

We have recieved feedback that we can be too negative. we would never want our listeners to be stressed out or agitated, especially in this difficult time in the world. Robert Munsch, Eeeyore, and Mr. Rogers have adjusted our topics and gotten the necessary prescriptions to ensure a smooth and enjoyable podcast experience. We are deciding the award for "things I want to do." We are learn...

Howard Stern, Scrappy Doo (short for Dupont), and the girl get together to decide what the most cringe inducing online behavior was and electrify your morning commute. Nominees: Ned Fulmer, MAGA Aunts, Travis McElroy Other topics: waking up, blood diamonds, twitter main characters, how to pickle a mouse

Marshall Mathers, Peter Parker, and Mark Messier are convening to announce what women should be doing with their lives. Nominees: wife, witch, cat person Other topics: Charlie Kirk, what athletes are allowed to do, superheroes, artisanal marketplaces

The guy who steals all your lighters, not the girl you bring home to mom, and the demon that ate last week's episode gather to decide the "fell for it again" award. Nominees: harpies/sirens, Haikyuu! Fly High, hitchhikers Other topics: how much candy can one guy eat, who would you let in your car, is there a way to get rid of microplastics?

Cheester Cheetah, Tony the Tiger, and the gorilla from the gluten free cereal box are voting on the most fun thing to talk shit about. Nominees: other cities, reality tv, and a third secret thing Other topics: Duncan's bustling social life, Thomas' eating habits, Final Draft

The Ghost of Anthony Bourdain, a contestant on GBBO, and Keanu Reeves (from the hit game Cyberpunk 2077) discuss the burning question: “What sounds the best?” Nominees are: Sony MDR 7506 headphones, the retelling of the Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, and the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack Other topics include ghost food in purgatory and Dynasty Warriors. That's kind of a big one today.

Charlie Brown, Linus, and Lief Erikson are deciding the best way to alter your reality. Some topics this week: man eating dogs, rude wives, repressed memories, improvisational comedy structure Nominees this week: sailing, paranormal encounters, lying

Wednesday Addams, Prince Friday, and guest judge Slug McAdams get together to figure out the winner of our "most addictive thing" category. Some topics this week: jellyfish, how to handle a ringing doorbell, Outlast, Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry Nominees this week: Haikyuu! Fly High, money, beer

We saw that Time Magazine released a list of the top 100 podcasts of all time, and it sucked, and we somehow have not recieved any acolades for our history of genre-defining programs, so we're rebranding and taking matters into our own hands. Some topics this week: live music etiquette, Lord of the Rings, lightning, Pythagoras the fraud Nominees this week: math, bathing regularly, and forks

Ira Glass will probably stop listening before we talk about gooning in the USS Enterprise, right?

I am not comfortable enough with the algorithm to put mechahitler in the title.

Who should play Conan, what are those evil Oilers up to, how do we impress Jesus when he comes back, and why are these anime girls running so fast? All this, and more, on the list of topics we check off this week.

We're live on location in nature, enjoying some alcoholic capris suns and letting time mosey on by. The first half of this episode is the classic and beloved hosts you know, and then they get distracted and mostly wander off for a new cast of characters (and some returning favorites) to round out the hour. Featuring witch hunts, soundscapes, and marshmallow burgers.

Walk through the story of Liam's birthday/Duncan and KT's military brilliance in the game Diplomacy, dance on the Oilers' grave, and tell us if you think showing up to youth sports for the love of the game would be weird or actually kind of a chill ass move.

We're talking about board game strategies and politics, Japan, Reddit guys (again), Newport cigarettes, all of our friends, and working long hour for no money.

Three ancient monsters reunite to talk about if they'd rather eat a dog or be impolite, Lilo and Stitch, and all of the wrong things that are happening to their bodies.

We're learning the ages of people we respect (or don't), putting fruits into a tier list, and revealing Duncan's personal information so you guys can send him a pipe bomb.