The Opinion Machine???

How Catastrophic Thinking Wastes Everyone’s Time, Sucks Up All Your Energy & Never Solves A Single Problem Aka: Use That Energy To Actually Fix Shit

It’s Pretty Good For Emergencies, Trigger Pulling & Wrestling But Not Much Else. Aka: Uncertainty Is More Fun.

Love & Hate Are Inseparable, Hot Depends On Cold, & The Worst Shit You Can Imagine Is What Makes The Best Shit You Can Imagine So Great. Aka: Maybe A Little Gratitude For Your Shitty Attitude Is Inevitable So Maybe Just Deal With It.

Deadly Invisible Bugs, The Religious Fervor & Hysteria On Both Sides, & The Redundantly Mathematical Probability That You Are Reacting Irrationally. Aka: Math Is Your Friend, Hysteria Is Not.

It Isn’t Easy, It’s Hard & Sometimes It Feels Impossible. Aka; Still Beats Hauling Buckets Of Sewage Out Of The Basement.

Self Love, Self Loathing, & The Projections Thereof Aka: How You Feel About Donald Trump Is Likely How You Feel About Yourself.

Turkey & Tofu, Apples & Oranges, & Bruce & Caitlin Aka: How To Depopulate Your Next Thanksgiving Dinner

Do You Have It? Does Anyone? & Does Not Having It Make Malevolence Less Malevolent? Aka; Do We Forgive Those Who Know Not What They Do?

Why? Like, What The Fuck? Aka: Seriously, What Is Wrong With You?

Identifying Bad People, Calling Them Names, Holding Up Signs & Sending Others To Kill Them. Aka: You Don’t Really Have To Do Anything But Be Loud About Who You Hate.

Fortune, Misfortune & The Difficult Task Of Distinguishing Between The Two. Aka: Gratitude Might Be The Most Crucial Element In The Perception Thereof

You Have It, They Have It, Everybody Has It But Me. Aka: Big Sugar & Big Pharma Have Concocted The Most Delicious Of All Cahoots In Which They Could Possibly Be.

Deviant Self Preservation, Tribal Solidarity Built On The Promise Of Mutual Destruction, & The Progressive Interference Into Young Lives & Minds To Sexualize & Pervert Every Aspect Of Being. Aka: If You Can’t Beat Them, Molest Their Kids.

The Everlasting Inherent Value, Density & Beauty, The Difficult & Pleasing Process Of Mining & Refining, & How That All Compares To A Sandwich During Times Of Famine. Aka: Gold Bars Make Terrible Pillows.

The Unnerving Power Of Harmony, The Long Lens Balance Of A Wildly Swinging Pendulum & Walking A Tightrope With A Long Pole Aka: Thinking Of Religion Literally Takes All The Fun Out Of It.

How Broken Children Make The Best International Brothers, How Mother’s Who Commit Suicide Make The Brokenest Children & How International Brotherhood Is The Weakest Surrogate For Actual Love. Aka: Cool Shirt, Comrade.

Accusations As Confessionals, Supremacy As Projection & The Mental Disorder of Unresolved Socially Engineered White Guilt Aka: Ya Smelt It, Ya Dealt It.

The Dubious Miracle Of Mirrors, The Laborious Nature And Cost Of Oil Paint Cave Drawings & The Death That Is A Photograph Aka: Those Selfies Ain’t Just Cute Little Marketing Gimmicks.

The Unquenchable Thirst For Blood, Democratically Voting To Kill Other People, & How Signing Up To Die Should Be Required To Promote Any Pro War Policy Aka: Unless You’re Lacing Up Your Own Combat Boots, Your Boner For War Needs To Be Smacked Soggy.

Singing Sad Songs For Horny Twenty Somethings, Existential Credentials Crisis & Feeling Weird About Being In Any Entourage Aka: My Name For The Weekend Was M.C. BonerKiller

Fudging Data, Omitting Crucial Shit, & Lazily Eschewing Scrutiny For Convenience. Aka: You’d Be Ten Times More Likely To Listen To This If I Included A Sensationalized Title.

Courageous Accountability, Cowardly Subversion, Dubious Privacy & Wishing You’d Have Said Something Before It All Went To Shit. Aka: That Mask Probably Doesn’t Make You A Good Person

A 45 Year Old Peter Pan Named Majik, The Majik Of Marxism & DJing Til Gaia Provides All The Majik You Need. Aka: Burning Man Isn’t Really A Retirement Plan

Courts Say Donald Trump & AOC Can’t Block Citizens, I Say It’s Weird Anyone Can Block Anyone & Real World Blocking Couldn’t Possibly Be More Dramatic Aka: Maybe The Convenience Of Blocking Is Harming Society And Exacerbating Addiction To “Social” Media.

Darren Had That Haircut First, Ignacio Invented Nachos & You Didn’t Win The Super Bowl Aka: Stop Taking Credit For The Hard Work Of Others.