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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. First episode of the year...and it's already a cluster. Hooray 2026! Guess What Words certain people want to BANISH! Oxford Bus Company's Weird Lost & Found of 2025 Real life Italian Job heist? Even Weirder Ozempic size meals 'Asparamancer' foretells the future of 2026...maybe? Columbian Man is a Werewolf. Well, he THINKS...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Ugggh we're hungover we're dying blaaaargh Here's something to tide you over until we get a new episode together: a collection of highlights from this year's 12 Rants of Christmas! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. New Year Same Us. The Neatcast boys are done with their Christmas rants, and now they're all tucked in and dreaming of the New Year. Let's talk about resolutions! And also this weird crap: The word of the year is extremely fitting! Great news! The worst people you know just got the s**t beat out of them! Just the absolute WORST dudes, g...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready. Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition o...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story.  Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on Tik...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)???  Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Fo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastp...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Leo has returned with multiple rants about vehicles and people's inability to safely operate them. But Mike also brings up the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and causes Leo to continue one of his former rants. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesk...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. WELCOME TO STOCK TALK. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack, Mike, and a CONSPICUOUSLY absent Jeremy, to discuss stocking traditions and the retail store tendency to be OUT with Christmas by December 26th.  Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @ne...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Bobby and Rick from Effin' Cultured join us for our most offensive rant yet! Rick is mostly feeling too holly and jolly to complain, while Bobby is upset he isn't being treated like grocery store royalty. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow u...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito is here because...of course he is. This years rant hits close to home for him, because HE is the very thing he rants about. The scourge know as "Bicyclists." Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jay & Kay from F**k My Work Life join the boys to rant about the thing that's on EVERYONE'S mind this holiday season: SLUM LORDS. What do you mean you WEREN'T thinking about slum lords? YOU'RE the one who's weird, not me, LOSER. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @thenea...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER CLUCKERS. It's the Neatcast's final SUPER-SIZED Thanksgiving episode before Christmas rants start! On today's clucking episode, we talk about: Guess What AI companies are tricking our oldest, most out of touch actors! ....But NOT Morgan Freeman! A list of your...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're closing in on our Christmas rants, but until then, the Turkey Month run of full episodes continues WITH: Guess What Country Music's number one song on digital is completely made from AI! BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL! Your Goopy Gift Guide J-Law and Emma Stone teaming up with their big...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back again with a HOT FULL EPISODE, where we talk about... Guess What Guy accidentally gets all his co-worker's pay...is not very honest about it! Can't put down your phone? PUMP THOSE MUSCLES INSTEAD. Oreo's is committing war crimes again. Even Weirder Kangaroo flexe...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's a FULL LENGTH episode with EVERY SEGMENT and ALL THREE HOSTS, for the first time in 1,000 years! Guess What Kourtney Kardashian is slinging hoo-ha Lollipops!  Get your Chic-Fil-A sandwich less fresh than ever! Iowa's Husband Calling Contest (turn that audio UP) Even Weirder A stra...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Back with out Annual Halloween Special where we all go Beyond the Pale Jer's Spook Stories about people for other dimensions or possibly...time? Zack's Spook  A Compendium of Creatures Too Sad to Be Scary. Mike's Spook We learn all about the Waverly Hills Sanatorium and a spook resident known as The Creeper.

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy returns, and he's brought carnival stories! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CARNIVAL STORIES. Also: Guess What We're all living through the Slop-pacolypse The CEO of ticketmaster thinks you're RIPPING HIM OFF. The scariest movies, according to SCIENCE Even Weirder Man calls police on wi...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. This week, the other half of You Didn't Ask for This , Matt, joins us until Jer gets back from the Fair. And also...why does Jer hate Matt so much that he's never around when he visits? Guess What/Even Weirder Have you run the Taco Bell 50k? That's one place to keep your thermos... Earn $5,000 to Hunt Ghosts . MIKE...get in on this...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Eric from You Didn't Ask for This joins us for some fun while Jer is playing at the Fair. Guess What/Even Weirder What if your alarm clock was SMELLY? A new actress is ALSO a sign of the end times ! AI is doing a bad job taking your order Ancient cave painting of human meeting alien in most awkward way possible! Sun gets a LITTLE too excited...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. No full episode this week, but instead we have a SMATTERING of Yokai for the boys to comment on, as well as some listener mail (this is the REAL creepy part of the episode). Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neat...