The Late Late Capitalism Show

Golden Horseshoe? Green Belt? Is this an environmental scandal or a freaking fashion show? Right? Right? Anyways bug Chance to make him watch Welcome to Marwen for the next episode.

DJ, gimme a beat! Dean and his big head shows that he’s got street cred. He’s stacking dough like it’s wheat bread. And then he brings up and article that he wishes he read. Uhnn. Lemme hear ya say “Uhnn” Uhnn. https://podcast.cfrc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/LLCS-Aug-18.mp3

The gang is back after a 3.5 month hiatus to discuss some of their favourite subjects – right wing media cannibalism (Chance), Magic: The Gathering (Dean), and our costumer in chief, Justin Trudeau (Jesse).   https://podcast.cfrc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/LLCS-132-Reup.mp3

CONTENT WARNING: From minute 45 to minute 46 Jesse tells a revolting story about a guy who pissed out his leg. If you want to understand what that means you’re welcome to find out, but don’t come crying back to me afterwards. This week we’ve got a surprisingly feel good triple feature of beer, bods, and municipal elections in foreign countries. First we celebrate the win of Brand...

School sucks . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at  llcscfrc@gmail.com  and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@ll...

We’re back, baby girl. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at llcscfrc@gmail.com and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Insta...

After admiring the Ukrainian people’s embodiment of our brave mega-franchise characters, we consider black horse Toronto mayoral candidate Chris Skye. Then Jesse walks us through the Orwellian horror of 15 minute cities, and Dean unveils our sister show: 24 Shades of Blue. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for...

This week the show adds a fourth host so that they can adequately plumb the depths of the male psyche. We have Chance, the unorthodox pickup philosopher. Jezze, the former athlete. The cold and calculating Dean, and Grace, the girl. They analyze the moves of some of Canada’s top players past and present. Join them in the VIP lounge for the most fun you can have with your chunky bracelet on. . Our...

The boys meditate on the humble groundhog and what they have to offer society. Then we talk about Saudis grappling the WWE, Toronto cops lying and stealing, and say goodbye to Kingston’s greatest law enforcer. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to se...

The boys dig into the new year with a news round up and mourning the loss of the most important woman in our lives. Topics include resolving to be Worse, gas stove apologia, Poland’s greatest mind, and modest M&Ms. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a pl...

A lovely time of year full of gays and cheer. The crew does a rundown of every major event of 2022, and make sure you listen all the way through for a surprise (and sad) ending. Stay frosty, folks. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto...

This week the crew gets hot and heavy talking about the neko waifu desu french maid aesthetic and how it has influenced our lifestyle and promiscuity. We go legs first into big thick thighs and knee high socks. How does jesse look with a garter belt? You be the judge. Just kidding, we discuss the Medically Assisted in Dying program and its pros and cons. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020”...

Chance and Jesse start today’s show by officially denouncing Kanye “Ye” West. We are the only members of the pod brave enough to take on the world famous, multimillionaire rap artist. Meghan and Dean could/would not be reached for comment (draw your own conclusions, listeners). Then, Jesse and Chance chop it up talking about Canada’s top-tier kids animation networks, YTV and Teletoon. Mostly YTV,...

It’s a show all about updates and no dates! Jesse discusses the ongoing CUPE dispute and what the future may look like with strikes. Then Dean and Meghan, the second hottest couple on the show (#Chesse forever), talk about why young people just aren’t having sex. We have our theories as to why, but definitely chime in and let us know why you’re all so sexless. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine...

Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at llcscfrc@gmail.com and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Sh...

It’s time for everyone’s favourite semi-annual exercise in futility, the municipal elections. Kingston has a whole crop full of new councillors with hope in their eyes and wild, fanciful thoughts in their heads. We discuss the numerous ways in which these councillors could help push Kingston to a new frontier in gentrification and anti-homelessness, and then we give them a Fear Factor style challe...

After a regrettable hiatus the crew is back with Zoomer correspondent Grace to investigate the latest cavalcade of clowns Ontario’s municipal elections have to offer. We look at which Kingston mayor to vote for, and discuss the impending pickleball revolution. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions...

It’s time for one of our acclaimed, semi-annual, semi-coherent dives into Canadian history. We’re back to La Belle Province to take about one of the wildest long weekends in world history, Montreal’s Labour Day weekend of 1972. This 4 day stretch has got it all, including 3 short kings doing amazing things, nationally significant arson, class dynamics, and lawsuits both frivolous and serious. All...

We’re back after a self-imposed exile (Jesse forgot the password to the account) and we’re talking all things queen. We start by welcoming the Queen of Silly Voices back to the show, before transitioning to talk about the rise of one queen (Pierre) and the fall of another (Lizzie). Also Chance’s computer exploded a few times while he was trying to access the dark web, so let’s get an RIP in the ch...

Chance starts this week off by trying to hold an honest to God intellectual lecture about the necessity of questioning police narratives. He does a great job until Jesse and Dean start dream casting the Conservative Kingdom Hearts. While on the subject of Feds, the gang discuss Queen Romana Didulo’s most daring move yet – arresting the entire Peterborough PD. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillo...

Don’t go nuclear, it’s no secret that we’re back with another episode. We spend this episode actively waging a war on info by discussing the Mar-A-Lago Raid and the Alex Jones Trial. We also have Dean read a typically putrid piece on the evils of universal dental care and why privatisation is the only way forward. They grow all these Op-Ed writers in test tubes which explains their flat faces and...

A real horned up, mishmash of topics on this week’s show. We start off by discussing the end of a great tyrant who was finally fell by the aftershocks of #MeToo. Then we transition into discussing Hockey Canada’s sexual assault coverup fund. Our boys posit what they believe is the only way to fix hockey culture – drag queens. Give the queens skates and sticks . We round it out by debating ov...

Attention all podcasts – you have been put on notice. The greatest joke of all time has been told in this edition of the Late Late Capitalism Show. You do not need to record any additional audio because the medium has peaked. If you are able to make it past the first 5 gutbusting minutes with your funnybone still intact, you will hear discussions about all manner of things including:  The Co...

The Gong can’t help it, they’re Falun all over themselves during a spirited discussion about Kingston’s Artfest. The event truly had it all. Face painting, live music, a booth handing out Chinese anti-communist propaganda. After creating an international incident and slandering a notoriously litigious cult, Jesse, Chance, and Dean pitch some get rich quick schemes that will disrupt and gigify some...

Jesse acts as a cooler Morpheus this week, offering us a choice between 3 poison pills. First we pop a benzo and journey through a psychonautic adventure with our favourite Dark Professor. Later we coat our arms in fent to find a hidden truth about police safety. Finally we look at WaPo’s top picks for the 2024 Democratic nominee in an experiment with the Class A Controlled Substance known a...