The Kingmaker Histories

Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.   Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)   Transcript Link   Written and performed by Addison Peacock.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Patreon Instagram  

The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.   Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Trouble comes knocking.    Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Lucas Martinez - Lando   True Tales Propaganda: True Tales of the...

Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Graham Rowat - Moretz Moe Rock - Helga Alex Bui - Clover Additional...

The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought.   Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome Jonny Si...

The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage.   Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12)   Transcript Link   Written by Gus Zagarella   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Erika Sanderson - Janice Damon Alums - Sebastian Dontae Majors - Garnier Andrew Randall - Lelouche   Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Y...

Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army.   Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kreisky   Listen to Diary of Mothman   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Leonid Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger Addison Peacock - Ariadne Additional Voices - Meg Molloy...

Transcript link   The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions.   Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap   Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions: Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's

Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions.   Listen to Forgive Me   Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Casey Callaghan - Father Ben Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem Taqi Nazeer - Eisen   Socials: Twitter Bluesky   Youtube Patreon Instagram    

An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city.   Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse.   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Rena...

Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist.   Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01)   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Lisa Sowden - Katerina Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe...

An administrative screw-up leads to one of Eisen's magic artifacts being mistaken for a little girl's dollhouse.   Content Warning: Fire   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian BK Dawson - Gottlieb Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Meg Molloy Tuten - Gretchen Kai Ava Hauser - Lisa Rob O'Dwyer - Fash...

While the boys are in jail, Colette deals with problems of her own.   Content Warning: Gore   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Josh Rubino - Rothbart and Telesphore Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Rob O'Dwyer - Knock Ryan Hoyle - Ivo   Socials...

The gang runs into some trouble with the law.   Content Warning: Gunshots, gore   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, exec produced by Henry Galley, foley design by Jam Wright, opening theme by Professor Shyguy   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Richie Ammons - Babyface John...

An Important Announcement from the Valorian Army, for the Citizens of the VSR. New episodes releasing soon.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Bradley Gareth - Commander Holzmann David Ault - The Historian   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. The Kingmaker Histories theme was composed and performed by Professor Shyguy. 

They have a saying in the VSR - "The past doesn't stay where you want it to."   Content Warning: Gunshots, explosions, gore.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Will De Renzy Martin - Axel BK Dawson - Gottlieb Kat Walker Shea - Milena Addison Peacock - Ariadne Z...

Eisen and Telesphore finally get around to introducing Colette to their fleshcrafter friend, but before they can reverse the spell on the Kingmaker she makes them run a few errands.   Content Warnings: Gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Nichole Goodnig...

Fed up in her quest to get the Kingmaker, Ariadne tries a new strategy for getting information- being nice to people.   Content Warning: Torture, gore, body horror   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kreisky   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Addison Peacock - Ariadne Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Zane Schact - Leonid Erika Sanderson - Ninette Blythe Renay - Colette Additional v...

Telesphore recieves a telegram from some childhood friends who live in a village full of Kehrseite ex-pats.   Content warning: Kidnapping   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Ryan Hoyle - Alkadies Bonnie Calderwood Aspinall - Peregrine Dallas...

In need of a doctor, the gang find themselves roped into a magical conflict between a man of the cloth and two wild women of the woods.  Content warning: Drowning, religious trauma Transcript Link   Written by Gus Zagarella   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Dan Zappulla - Father A...

Eisen accidentally drops a valuable artifact down the gullet of a giant monster. Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Content warning: Body horror, vomit. Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Daphne Additional voices - Jamie Douglas, Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galle...

When the trio are stranded in the middle of nowhere, their search for petrol leads them into a life-or-death situation. Content Warning: Gore, Unreality, Fire, Jump scares Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Gus Zagarella - Fransisco Zane Schact...

The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.  Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Mollo...