The Jerryatrick Show

The duo meets with Herbert & Albert to discuss the new mysterious pods appearing in everyone’s rooms.   This recording was found in 2024 with all the retirees stuck in these mysterious pods. We have created a short survey to ask you about what you like about the show, what you’d like to hear more of, etc. If you have a short amount of time to spare, your input is greatly appreciated.   https:/...

To celebrate one year of the Jerryatrick show, Emmett and Sebastien step out from behind their characters to talk about the show. Listen in to hear the origins of the elderly duo, what our favorite episodes were, and other anecdotes about the show. We have created a short survey to ask you about what you like about the show, what you'd like to hear more of, etc. If you have a short amount of time...

Nanette makes a visit to help Patrick after his pillow fort collapse.   Jerry and Patrick talk about the Arbiter's birthday party and it's strange happenings.   Patrick has been employing Mitch in his schemes, while Jerry has been helping Stu clean his cage.   Thanks for listening and please share with your friends! Please leave a rating if you enjoyed, it helps us out. Find us @theJerryatrickShow...

Jerry & Patrick discuss the aftermath of demoing Barbara's Buttplugs.   They also talk about their ancient artworks, both making and commissioning them.   The duo also remembers the origins of bingo, the greatest game based on a man.   Thanks for listening and please share with your friends! Please leave a rating if you enjoyed, it helps us out. Find us @theJerryatrickShow. 

Jerry and Patrick describe the strange circumstances around the staff's reappearance.   The duo reminisce about the good old days of unregulated cults.   Barbara has provided some samples of her buttplugs for our geriatrics to try, much to the chagrin of Patrick.   Thanks for listening and please share with your friends! Find us @theJerryatrickShow 

After the staff disappeared and reappeared in the retirement home, Jerry needed to record some thoughts in his newly built pillow fort. Unfortunately, Brenda barged in and confronted Jerry about not trying her garbanzo bean buttplug. Jerry is not pleased, but he did promise to try it.  Find out what happens next episode when Jerry and Patrick try? the new plugs.   Special thanks to our guest Brend...

Welcome back to a slight hiatus from the Jerryatrick Show. Apologies for the absence, Seb and Emmett had quite the busy streak of life duties and we have since crested over that. Now, we should be back to our regular unscheduled programming! In this episode, we catch up on why Jerry and Patrick have been absent from the show... Well, it turns out that at about the time Seb and Emmett had to leave,...

Jerry and Patrick have recorded some bitesize bits of wisdom set to their favorite record from their gramophone collection. As well as much more rambling, forgetfulness, and general geriatric-ness, which we've spared you from. Enjoy this selection of quotes from your favorite duo.     Like the show? Let us know what you think by connecting with us on Facebook, Instagram, or Youtube. All you have t...

Jerry has been let out of the retirement home to take a walk, alone! He tells tales of his woodworking skills, an incident between a co-worker Pete and a table saw, and describes a beautiful view.   Like the show? Let us know what you think by connecting with us on Facebook, Instagram, or Youtube. All you have to do is search for the Jerryatrick Show on your preferred platform. Thanks for listenin...

Jerry used to build and operate elevators (“up-down room”) in shifts (“flip flops”) with Jim Jam (“Jim Jam”). Patrick used to work flip flops, in flip flops, packing tacks in Tic’s Tack factory, before the accident… The duo discuss the success of their gambling operation and what they’re going to use their riches for. Jerry starts speaking Spanish to Patrick who thinks his friend has been possesse...

Herbert and Albert are on the show this episode talking about their recently completed antiques cruise and some of the pieces they bought along the way. Herbert and Albert have also been listening to the podcast on their journey, keeping up with the retirement home happenings. Everyone discusses Patrick's horrifying encounter with Mitch in terrifying detail.     Like the show? Let us know what you...

Jerry has a new anti-aging cream which is making his face look anciently young. The duo plots a gambling scheme at the home to race water droplets down a window. Patrick gives us an update on his romance with the receptionist, “Shazam” or "Sharlene", which has been interrupted by Mitch.   We have new intro and outro voiceovers done by our voices behind the voices, Emmett and Seb. Let us know what...

The secretary, Shirley... Shareena... Cheryl? What's her name, told us to tell this to you, the audience, to help it spread faster and further. Jerry and Patrick can't read it. Also... Jerry has a new 5 star recipe with brown tablets!   Listen up, you pathetic little maggots! If you don't like, follow, and share this podcast, you might as well crawl back under the rock you came from. You're all a...

Jerry and Patrick try their hands at poetry using their names, if they can spell them right.   Following the advice of a young receptionist, our old duo asks you to like and follow the podcast. Don't follow follow them, that's stalking.   Patrick has an update on the Arbiter's mysterious yard project.

Warning, Jerry is a little out of control this Episode. It appears that he found some sort of blue tablet on the ground and ate it... Now, he feels amazing. Jerry does big maths all in his head this episode. The tablet is incredible! Listen as we attempt to follow what is going on in his newfound rapid brain.    Jerry broke the new track record around the retirement home!

Jerry and Patrick discuss the illustrious meaning of the word BJ. They discuss the past invention of modern office safety. Pete really should really be thanked for many of the office safety rules. We catch up on the construction going on outside of Patrick's window, the Arbiter appears to be quite the multi-talented person. Patrick continues his flirting adventure with the receptionist... Let's se...

Patrick looks for Jerry who is mysteriously missing this episode. Unpilled Patrick becomes increasingly geriatric. Patrick reflects on his dream from the previous night, as well as Jerry's and his racing careers as children.   

Dale the plumber interrupts the podcast to come in and fix Patrick's sink. Little do Patrick and Jerry, he's an incredible difficult man to understand. Though, it appears the Jerry is a bit of an interpreter. Join us as we learn about Dale's dog, history, and methods for getting rid of spirits.

Welcome to a short Jerryatrick show where Jerry and Patrick talk with their friend Brett over a meal. This episode was recorded a while ago and was fermenting waiting for the opportune moment and well, here it is. It was recorded live in Sweden with us pals and well, we think this turned out pretty damn funny.   We hope you enjoy Brett as much as we did chatting with him.

Jerry and Patrick get visited by the local nursing home doctor, Nanette! Listen as she prods and pokes Patrick to test his health, and her method for getting rid of the spirit that haunts Patrick every night (Does he even want to get rid of it?) Patrick also just absolutely roasts Nanette.  

On this episode of The Jerryatrick Show, Jerry and Patrick recount many different memories. Patrick had a career in carpentry and as per the title, he had some specific talents. Both of them got marooned on a desert island after being out at sea, they call their group "The Marooned 5" And of course, Patrick is still dealing with that ghost problem. Thanks for listening!

Join Jerry, Patrick, Herbert, and Albert as they talk about this past week's science fair at the retirement home! Herbert and Albert are quite the inventors with their brain controlled knitting machine and mosquito whistle. Stew also has made quite the invention, don't get in his way. Jerry talks to plants!  

Jerry and Patrick read... well, attempt to read a letter that was sent by Herman, the old boss at the speakeasy bar Jerry used to work at. Well, listen for yourself. They struggle quite a bit to understand the contents.   

Today we learn why Jerry can't go vegetarian Patrick is visited by his ghost of Ex-wives past who seems to only tell him to care for his kids. Jerry's son is in Dire Straits and needs some money, unsure the legitimacy of this. Jerry was there when they invented the uppy-downy room Don't   Get    Nuggefied!    

Jerry and Patrick welcome their new friends Herbert and Albert onto the show. They, like Jerry and Patrick, have invented many inventions and we as the audience get to hear about their life and contributions to the world as we know it. Welcome Herbert and Albert, to the Retirement Home!