The Great Dante Readthrough

Simon and Edie and ROBBIE MORRISON readthrough Destiny’s Child” and discuss: Bad titles, Doctor Zhivago, Christmas Fairytales, and revelations on the first choice artist for Dante!

Simon and Edie readthrough “The Chaperone” and discuss: space cushions, Pterodactyls, sepia squids, and no spoilers.

Simon and Edie readthrough the second half of “Thieves’ World” and discuss: chez lounges, Lee Pace, shadow murder, and coloring coming together.

Simon and Edie readthrough the first half of “Thieves’ World” and discuss: spaceship aerodynamics, STINGRAY, French neighbors, and failed project references.

Simon and Edie readthrough “The Beast of Rudinshtein” and “The Dissenter” and discuss: defenestration, war-time cannibalism, the healing power of cleavage, and funeral sex.

Simon and Edie readthrough “Hellfire” and discuss: unsexy sex scenes, airplane seats, art nouveau Lulu, gothic Lulu, and LIVE at Lawless!

Simon and Edie read through “The Road of Bones” and “Deadlier than the Male” and discuss: RIP John M. Burns, Unhappy New Year, Man-hating feminists, Giant G-strings, late listener questions, and Lawless Con!

Simon and Edie interview ANNIE PARKHOUSE!

Simon and Edie readthrough “Sword of the Tsar” and discuss: splashy returns, Robert Shaw, happy twisty parents, and Stookies!

Simon and Edie readthrough “The Depths” and “Dragon Island” and discuss: Lauren’s missing family, butterfly airships, bad classic rock parody songs, and flower market hat pirates.

Simon and Edie interview CHARLIE ADLARD!

Simon and Edie readthrough “Primal Screams,” “Devil's Deal,” and "Usurper” and discuss: Scottish self-loathing, consensual kilt-lifting, chaos chimpanzees, and nonsense contracts.

Simon and Edie readthrough part two of "Agent of Destruction" and "How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life?" and discuss: Thunderball, Lava Lamps, rope-swinging super-powers, and insects vs. lizards.

Simon and Edie readthrough “The Sea Falcon” and “Agent of Destruction” and discuss: Pirate dinghies, how to design characters, the perils of being an adopted stepdaddy, and exotic American girl names.

Simon and Edie readthrough “Hell and High Water” and discuss: Mommy issues, Mommy issues, Mommy issues!

Simon and Edie readthrough “The Romanov Job” and discuss: Sticky frisket, Viennese beer mug cameos, train station thieves, hand lettering follies, and refusing to take compliments.

Simon and Edie read through “The Romanov Empire” (part 2) and “Return of the Gentleman Thief and discuss…stuff! And Things! We’re having technical difficulties this week so, choose your own adventure ok? Does anyone actually read these things anyway?

Simon and Edie readthrough The Romanov Empire (Part 1) and discuss: cold-war ekranoplans, the real reason Dante never hits on Elena, the forgotten incest twins, and MORE LISTENER FEEDBACK!

Simon and Edie readthrough “Fiends” and discuss: UV satellite future tech, Definitely NOT Sarah Michelle Gellar, being united in a common trauma, the truth about blood troughs, and kinky cable cars.

Simon and Edie readthrough “One Last Night in the House of Sin” and “The Beguiling” and discuss: Cheesecake Wars, Big Butt Chess Horses, the many children of Nikolai Dante, and LISTENER FEEDBACK!

Simon and Edie readthrough “Battleship Potemkin” and discuss: Spice Girls fashion, pirating your own comics, environmental devastation humor, and Mafia Monarchies.

Simon and Edie readthrough "Love and War" and discuss: who drives the narrative car, snappy dress uniforms, situational battle ethics, and Jena’s trauma-rama.

Simon and Edie interview DAVID BISHOP!

Simon and Edie readthrough “The Rudinshtein Irregulars” and discuss: Ground troops in a future war, Jackie Daytona, Torture Castles, and agreeing with Dimitri?!

Simon and Edie RETURN FOR SEASON 2 and discuss: Simon being trapped overseas in fall 2021, definitely NOT the Black Widow, impossible architecture, and how to memorably propose to your fiancé.