The Graveyard Shift Horror Podcast

After enjoying the 6th movie in the series, Eric suggested we check out the 5th entry in the series. It’s got Mickey Rooney as a tiny rage monster, what’s not to love? Well, we’re gonna find out. join us for the last Christmassacre of the year. Here’s hoping we all make it to , and through, 2022. Happy Boo Year everyone! Check out Heather’s podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captiv...

Ben joins Mike to review a feminist holiday horror that’s the second remake of the classic 74 slasher. it goes in some unique directions and shows itself to be a rush job in many ways, but the message of the movie is unique and the dedication of the cast and crew is obvious. We enjoyed the social horror that was Get Out, and we see if the same can be said about a #MeToo horror. We are hosted at Ca...

We continue the Christmassacre with the 6th entry in the Silent Night Series. Designed as a remake, we have a killer santa using an axe but sometimes a Flamethrower, and that’s what makes the cover, cause it was (vaguely) inspired by the Covina Massacre. After the first 2 bottom of the barrel movies we get a run of the mill seasonal slasher! will this streak last? Stay subscribed and find out. Che...

We continue the Christmassacre of 2021 with a movie that takes place in a bathroom stall during a zombie apocalypse. Starring terrible people and awful direction. the next movie is much better , we promise. Check out Heather’s podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie suggestions and theme months. If you would like to make continued support...

We ring in Heather’s first Christmassacre with the worlds only advent calendar movie, as 24 Christmas related shorts are presented to us. But less than half are actually Christmas relevant and only 1 is good. Oi to the Vey, this is terrible. So enjoy our suffering as we pick apart each one and hear what Mike would have done better. Check out Heather’s podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hoste...

We end the regular fare for the year with a doozy of a classic. This anthem to male vanity is a classic film with iconic dialogue and while the novel was written by a man, the screenplay was written by 2 women. The story of how this film could have gone wrong so many ways, is one to listen to in our trivia. The year is ending on a high note before we begin our usual horrorday marathon. Check out H...

Heather and Mike celebrate Thanksgiving at different times, but one thing we have in common is we hate this movie. It’s an atrocity that comes second only to the aftermath of the actual Thanksgiving. The killer turkey is back but sadly he’s not the only shitty puppet this time. it’s us suffering so listen for that, as well as many reasons to NOT watch this movie. Be thankful for that. Check out He...

Ivan returns to the show and brings another winner of a selection as we finally review Slither (2006). The directorial debut of James Gunn, this horror comedy is beautifully written with laughter, heart, and graphic violence. Starring Micheal Rooker as a slimy sack of shit that wants to get inside everyone he can, both before and after he gets infected by an alien parasite. Seriously get this film...

There existed for 60 years a mystery about the Dyatlov Group and their violent deaths in the Ural mountains in 1959. This movie was made to offer a possible solution. It didn’t. But shortly afterwards someone did solve it. Maybe to prevent a sequel. We leave it to you to listen and discover how the mystery really got solved, and how this movie is a steaming pile of demon yeti shit. Check out Heath...

We interrupt our regularly schedule air date to give you a special treat for Halloween. Sheldon and Heather join Mike to discuss what movies and TV specials define Halloween for us. Let us know what your viewing traditions are! We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie suggestions and theme months. If you would like to make continued support to help keep the show going and g...

Remember how they returned to formula with Micheal and Laurie, but they changed it just a little cause he had a bigger family struggling to survive him cause hes got a nephew now who is less annoying than his niece was before she was cast into oblivion? Well they’re all gone. and Laurie, the point of the series, is dead in 15 minutes. So what is there for him? REALITY TV of course. LL Cool J was a...

We are continuing with the Halloween series as it realizes it wrote itself into a corner and pretended Jamie didn’t exist, just like Laurie did. We have LL Cool J as a terrible romance writer who is just as incapable as a guard, Josh Hartnet proving you can be a heartthrob while never going anywhere near a comb, and Jamie Lee Curtis proving she can hunt someone with violence just as well as her br...

No you didn’t miss an episode, we skipped 5 to cover it on Heather’s podcast with Eric, cause we’re doing a collaboration. Also it was too terrible for our usual analysis. Somehow we still ended up with a stinker, as the thorn trilogy just starts off OK and gets worse. but good times can still be had as we mount this movie on a thresher and lean in for a fake hug to turn it on. Check out Heather’s...

It’s the Halloween season so we’re back doing the Halloween of Halloween. We kick off with a extra large pumpkin spice latte episode as we celebrate the Return of Micheal Meyers which includes but is not limited to: The way life hates Dr Loomis, the bizarre burn ward treatment of Smith’s Grove Asylum, and the uselessness of the Haddonfield police department and much more. Enjoy! Check out Heathers...

We end out September with the final entry in our marathon “The 70’s had bite” with Frank Langela as “Dracula” who decided to trade in his fangs for some sweet wolf powers and wall crawling. Oh and also some dead ass sexy stares. We’ve seen Dracula as a sex symbol before but movie turns it up to 11. Check out Heathers podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us...

We delve into a remake of Dracula. But also Nosferatu. one would think fusing a loyal remake of the book, with its own cinematic copyright infringement would result in a pretty good vampire movie. Rotten Tomatoes would agree. But do WE? Check out Heathers podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie suggestions and theme months. If you would li...

Mike and Heather take a journey to the fictional town of Salem’s Lot to check out some real estate and take in the local cuisine. Sadly it appears to be the townsfolk as there is a bit of a vampire infestation. Can we survive the 3 hour runtime of this 2 part miniseries? We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie suggestions and theme months. If you would like to make continu...

This month’s theme is “The 70’s had bite” as we venture down memory lane to powder blue leisure capes, and mirror balls with no reflections in them. We begin with a heavily influential made for TV movie that redefined prime time suspense for a generation and the generation that followed it. join us as we discuss The Night Stalker. We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie su...

We found ourselves with a real weird 80’s movie. Louise Fletcher and Karen Black face off to determine the fate of an annoying child who might just save the world from an alien domination conspiracy. Is it out of this world? Listen and find out! Check out Heathers podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie suggestions and theme months. If you...

We defy conventional wisdom and throw stones in a glass house. But its fine cause there’s 13 evil ghosts trapped in it left by our crazy evil uncle. How does this remake compare to the original? well it doesn’t need special glasses for the AUDIENCE. so there’s that. Enjoy. Check out Heathers podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie suggesti...

Mike and Heather head back to school to take a lesson in MURDER. Its the dark dismal future of 1999 and teenage gangs have taken over great tracts of land and entire neighborhoods are forsaken by the police. School is back in session as the department of educational defense has employed Stacy Keach and his cybernetic eyes and albino rat tail, to send in the best military kill bots in disguise as t...

Mike is joined by internet musician Trevor Blendour of The Blendours, a 50’s style rock and roll group. He also loves retro games and 80’s horror movies so he’s here to give Mike The Willies (1990) Starring Sean Astin and plenty of other people who were definitely famous enough to not have to do this movie. But they did anyway! We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie sugge...

It’s the 200th episode so we have a treat for you and ourselves. An occasion this prestigious requires not just 1 co-host, or even 2, but 3, as Mike is joined by Heather, Eric and even Sheldon to get hooked on a feeling of dread as we discuss Candyman (1993) Check out Heathers podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podc...

Heather and Mike have had it with Shark Month just want to go home to random movie selections. Sadly it’s anything but smooth sailing as we have to pass The Reef (2010) based on a true story which means it’s going to be as accurate as a tennis game in a windstorm. But at least it’s a good movie. Check out Heathers podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to...

Heather and Mike can’t avoid Shark Month cause they’re everywhere. your bathtubs, your sink, your yard, and even your water cooler. the Ghost Shark (2013) can appear anywhere. Unfortunately. Check out Heathers podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror We are hosted at Captivate where you can tip us to send us movie suggestions and theme months. If you would like to make continued support to help keep the...