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Oh do not get me talkin' Pokémon. I can yap forever about those funny little guys, and we're here to talk about Garl and James Bond. BUT.... what if there was a montage of Squirtle driving a cool car and doing push ups? Games Discussed: Cairn Sea of Stars Deathloop 007: First Light/Pokémon? Phantom Blade 0 Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave Update

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness, Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. Question, what do these things all have in common? Halloween I guess. Games Discussed: Tenebris Somnia Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Slay The Spire 2 Kyle By Fire (Chibi Robo, Wario World, Pokèmon XD: Gale of Darkness) Look Outside

Gamers like me are so oppressed. Like what do you mean there's a time limit? What do you mean I gotta spend my skill points? What do you mean I gotta sneak around as an octopus? Games Discussed: Star Fox (2026) Demo Dawin’s Paradox Demo Duskfade Demo Star Wars Galactic Racer The Blood of Dawnwalker Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival

This fish is a blue gilled rambler. This fish is a curly fry. This fish is a carp. This fish is a body. So many fun fish wow! Games Discussed: Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve About Fishing Demo Sealed Fortress The Blood of Dawnwalker Silent Hill: Townfall Fire Emblem:Three Houses/Fire Emblem: Fortunes Weave

Sorry can't talk I've got to 3 star this bird time with my scary priest. But while you're here which do you think is the best bird response to "This land plagues my soul with wretched feelings of joy and hope. Have I lost my way?" (A). Wiggle neck, (B). Eat seeds, (C) Sing a soft melody Games Discussed: Fire Emblem: Fortunes Weave/Fire Emblem: Three Houses Alan Wake 2 Blood of Dawnwalker Aetherman...

We did it. We finally got the poison out. We're finally free of NieR's dark grasp. Watch us sit on a couch and talk here https://www.youtube.com/@TGL.TheGameLibrary Games Discussed: NieR Replicant and NieR Automata (FULL OF SPOILERS)

I'm the Pointed One. Not to be confused with the Penitent One OR the Poignant One. You may be asking yourself what makes this guy so pointy? Well it's my sick ass pointy helmet ya idiot. Games Discussed: Blasphemous Onimusha: Way of the Sword How Capcom Cracked the Code of Game Development- https://www.theringer.com/2026/09/03/video-games/how-capcom-cracked-the-code-of-game-development-onimusha-re...

Is it insane for someone to play nearly triple the time of most playthroughs? Or, is that simply what Yoko Taro would of wanted? Also whys this mini-map so dang hard to hop around on? Games Discussed: Onimusha Demo #2 Golden Swirl Demo-Snako Production General Videogane Chat Nier Automata Pokemon Lazarus/Emerald Seaglass-Nemo622 Everhood-Foreign Gnomes

Oh I see where the confusion happened. You thought I was talking about like a camp troop, but no no no those little rats could never afford this high quality of eye liner. We’re a theatre troupe you see. And tonight we shall be performing the most subtle and lovely of plays: STOMP (1991) Ni Nu Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch Entropy Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced/The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Resi...

My dark passenger compels me to play apple based Pokèmon decks. My dark passenger compels me to hit the demon button and rewind time. Sometimes, my dark passenger compels me to eat an basket of mozzarella sticks. This is the weight I bear. Games Discussed: Sovereign Tower RP Nova/VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action Half-Life Pokèmon TCG Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair Upcoming cool Indie Picks...

You may not understand this title now, but maybe you will at the end of the episode? I'm not sure. It's evocative though, and it mentions the name of a game that we talk about in this one so its actually moderately more relevant than usual. Does that do anything for ya? Does that move you in any way? Games Discussed: Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Guildrun

Do you really think you have freewill? Because imagine for example that your a squidkid, and you wash up on a desert island. Everything is lost except for your magnificent hair. Then after getting your bearings, one of your friends comes up and chops the hell out of it. Now you know freewill is an illusion. Now you know the pain of Splatoon Raiders Games Discussed: Splatoon Raiders One Piece: Odys...

Aww man isn't the weapon system in Nier sick? Love those little stories they do when you upgrade them, and so many types to chose from! And the music I mean come on you don't get better than that. Also it has no flaws at all and only pros and thats one thing we all agree on and I think thats great. #NIERSUMMER #NIER4EVER #KAINEHEADSRISEUP Games Discussed: Chad’s DeltaRune Update Cyberpunk Slay The...

But how DID she get to the tower? That girl was sick and doing a gross death cough and now she's parkouring about a wizards lair? Sure maybe a big bird carried her or a group of gnomes, but my guess...she's scamming this quaint medieval village. Games Discussed: Undertale Mother 3 Rhythm Heaven Groove Chad's PS5 Pronanza Death Stranding 2 Nier Replicant

You stand at the microphone sweating. It's your first open mike and you're nervous as the crowd looks on. Before you can start your first joke I yell from the crowd "Shadow the Hedgehog would have been funnier". You try to mumble something about Sonic but its too late. The crowd has turned on you and they all chant "Shadow the Hedgehog would have been funnier". Things discussed: Rhythm Heaven Groo...

These little freaks are such a delight. Not sure exactly if they're aliens or some kind of beast, but man they can run quick and know how to run a cool gambling den. That one over there looks like they have a little mustache and that other one can run like a cat. I just can't get enough of these wonderful little freaks and their circle of life. Games Discussed: Dispatch James Bond Danganronpa Supe...

Who knew that the cold hands of fate could act so quickly? In one brush of a button I've gone from Qui-Gon Jinn the coolest guy in the galaxy, to JarJar Binks the foolest Gungan in the galaxy. What will my family and friends think now that I'm an annoying comedic relief character? At least I know I'll be George Lucas' favoritest boy. Things Discussed: Rhythm Heaven Fever Demo Dispatch Mario Galaxy...

How long is your favorite game or show in comparison to the runtime of the AMC original series Mad Men? That's the only way I measure time now so gonna need an answer fast. Did you know One Piece is about 6 Mad Men long, while Persona 4 Golden is anywhere between 1 and 1 1/2 Mad Men long? The real question though is how many Mad Men long is my life? Things Discussed: June Nintendo Direct

Geoff ate all the bad games so there's only good games this year. Heap praise upon he, because it is by Geoff's benevolent gaze and all-consuming maw that we are allowed to view this years tidings. He also gets all the coolest Resident Evil videos woah. Things Discussed: Playstation State of Play Summer Games Fest Xbox Showcase

Why is that chameleon rolling around like that? Oh my god is that a bat attached to its back? It just stomped straight on my friends head while snarling like he was a grombus. I don't know how we as a world recover from a rabid lizard but may Banjo have mercy on our souls. Games discussed: Yooka-Replaylee Saros Battletech Octopath Traveler 2 Small amount of rambling about the Nier franchise Ghost...

Yah hitting the button is nice. And yah, the lizard will be cool. But while you've been hitting the button to get the cool lizard, you've lost 150 hours of your life. How far into this pit are you willing to go? How many suns are you willing to watch die? Games Discussed: Saros and a little bit of Deathloop Ghost of Yotei The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red: Pa...

Oh you still call them video games? If you really liked them you’d refer to them as Digital Monuments to Fun. If you really, really want to show you like them you would buy our “Digital Monuments to Fun” shirt. It’s in acid yellow and the font gets SUPER cramped at the end. Pragmata (Spoilers from 7:33-21:25) Raidou Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army Disco Elysium Esoteric Ebb Uncharted...

Browt stands before you on all 70 legs, their infinite eyes rolling untethered about their frame. Yes it's evolved but to what end? It no longer knows the bounds of humanity, and instead reaches to conquer the heavens. It's also a grass/fighting type. Topics discussed: How Kyle and Chad got into videogames Pokemon Stadium Mini Games Pragmata Silent Hill F Disco Elysium Final Fantasy 10 Shiny Hunti...