The Friday Mailbag

Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ From the creators of Dill or No Dill, it's the Game Show sensation that's sweeping the nation: NAME... THAT... BITCH! The definitive Chain Restaurant power rankings. Mo is stuck in bureaucracy hell BEFORE even making it to the DMV. Patreon Exclusive: What is the most average movie? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mo beats Eden to the livestream and immediately abdicates his newfound crown. Zach joins a few butter martinis deep with public park conundrum. Most dangerous animal encounters & preferred magic spell casting technique. Patreon Exclusive: The William Hung of Basketball & Smuggling a Chimpanzee COUNT THE...

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mayes is living in the year 2008 again after seeing Girltalk perform. We select our preferred Panda Mart fragrances for men and women. Zach has been over served Pedro Pascal content and takes a stand. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMER...

Eden, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Live tech support as Papa Mayes connects his new airpod maxes. Would you rather call off your fully paid for wedding or get divorced in less than a year? The definitive mailbag pizza style rankings. Patreon Exclusive: Rank the mailbag beefs and McDonalds breads/meats COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Chec...

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today. The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long. First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia. P...

Eden, Zach, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ballers, Playmakers & Sleep Scores Zach returns with another edition of Coffee Shop Chronicles Does a warrant work for a vampire cop? What is acceptable food to eat while driving? Patreon Exclusive: French Fries & Honey I Shrunk My Pet COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Papa Mayes joins from his summer vacation to break down meeting Zach and Eden in person, and provide his insight on his son's wedding. Best Mods to a BLT. Which world quadrant has the best food? What happened to commercial jingles? Patreon Exclusive: Was TV better before streaming & Greek Gods? CO...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ A discussion about AI leads to a quick Mountainhead review, which seamlessly transitions into talking about Mo's dad's pantry. Do you think your favorite movie or tv show has already been made? Dill or No Dill on collectible popcorn buckets. Patreon Exclusive: Embarrassing purchases & Dave the Diver COUNT THE D...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠ After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes. We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone. Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it...

Eden, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠ Eden returns from Taiwan with a startling Bubble Tea development. Would have you have a pre first date video chat? Would you rather be on Wipe Out, American Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge? Patreon Exclusive: Favorite Cover Song + Replacing Your Voice COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE...

Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes ⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠ Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions. How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents? Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable. Would you ever buy an extra ticket fo...

Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes ARE BACK ⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠ The Friday Mailbag crew returns to debate Genies vs Witches, drool over the best buffets they've ever been to and react to Katie's Strawberry Gimlet recipe. What Tom Hanks movie would be the best if he was replaced with Chet? How do you get banned from every dating app? We are SO BACK. Patreon Exclusive: All Fr...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We connect the dots that Escape Rooms are the new Carnies and imagine solving puzzles with Drunk Amin. Spots or Stripes? What beverage would you want to be calorie free? How would you corrupt people's souls? Patreon Exclusive: Mom Dakhil COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods. Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed. The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle. Patreon Exclusive: Coffee Shop Chronicles COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed. Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation. What is the most crucial component of the pizza? Patreon Exclusive: What liquid would you want on tap in your home? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CT...

Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's. Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need? The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid. Patreon Exclusive: The weirdest restaurant to go to with friends. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.l...

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Papa Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories. White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ Patreon Exclusive: TD Celebrations & Sandwiches as Pizza COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailb...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We celebrate Pi Day with our favorite pies, including the satellite branch of icebox pies. After colonizing butter, we wonder what historical event the gang would time travel to. Do you sleep in silence? Would you like to be 17 again? Patreon Exclusive: Gatekeeping Costco from Mo's Dad & Cheetle Fingers COUNT THE D...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We take a harrowing journey down Francine’s Pizza Jungle menu from 1957, when a large pizza cost a maximum of $1.90. Zach questions how necessary parmesan cheese is to garnish pasta, Katie unveils a powerful mullet she used to have and Eden thinks we're teaching history all wrong. Patreon Exclusive: Super Powers fo...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group. What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always. Patreon Exclusive: Animals Swit...

Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head? Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Ohio has introduced a new law that seems difficult to enforce. Would you go to Jurassic Park if it opened in real life? Backing into a parking spot in a parking lot. Patreon Exclusive: Mythological Creatures COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Urinetown: Romeo & Juliet but with Pee. Irish Goodbyes. Shrimps vs Prawns. Progresso made Soup Drops hard candy, and nothing will ever be the same. Eden's extremely detailed skincare routine. Patreon Exclusive: Spending 7 hours on a plane / train / bus / boat COUNT THE DINGS...

Eden, Mo, Emily, Mayes & Colin Casserd. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings While Mo walked Luca, a man tried to kiss his dog. Is dog kissing a 2 Americas situation? Dill or No Dill on Jovny the Vlasic Stork Mascot. When it comes to immortality, would you rather be the same age forever like a vampire, or restart your lifecycle like a jellyfish? If...

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings We revisit Mayes' previous statement that chicken and eggs should not be consumed at the same time, except in OYAKODON! Bonks Jr. asks if we would rather have our hands or feet swapped, and which TV or Movie universe we would like to live in. Is there anything you would stand in a two hour...