The Friday Mailbag

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NOLA Recap, AFE performance reviews, short set sabotage and breakfast sandwiches. Omar launches his long-form youtube quest for a Moltres card. The Taylor-Frankie Paul / Bachelorette Drama. Patreon Exclusive: Household Chores and Cooking Eggs COUNT...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Colin and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Love Is Blind update on the Nomadic Day Trading Soccer Goalie. The highly anticipated Athlete/President limited edition cards are unboxed. A check in on Mayes' pokemon card collecting friend and Dill or No Dill. Patreon Exclusive: Egg Cartons...

Katie, Zach, Colin and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We go through Leaf's President's Day cards that combine former presidents and random players or coaches with autographs. Katie gives us a Love is Blind update before the Reunion next week. Can Marshmallow Peeps ever be created or destroyed? Patreon Exclus...

Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Dominayton's crunk juice didn't work out too good last night. What olympic sport would you like to commentate on with zero preparation? How many plants were smoked before we discovered weed? Patreon Exclusive: Movie theaters should bring back intermissions COU...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Happy Birthday to Boogie! Dolores and Katie are wearing matching hoodies. We go deep on the sharp turn that Big Dog shirts have taken, and then dive deep into matching short sets in a visual heavy episode. Worst Food & Drink combos, and boy are ther...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Uncrusting an uncrustable is a crime and should be punishable by law. Which kids cable channel would you choose: Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, or Disney? Is Leonardo DiCaprio better as a hero, villain or anti-hero? Patreon Exclusive: Dart Champion physiques...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach and Mo start the episode off with a bang. We break down Hudson Williams photoshoot for Wonderland Magazine. Would you rather your cult leaders be hot or ugly? Patreon Exclusive: Feeted Rivalry vs Eated Rivalry vs Seated Rivalry COUNT THE DINGS MERC...

Eden, Mo, Colin, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Baby it's cold outside! SF is the warmest place in the country. The minimum age required to write a memoir. The fast food place in your reach that you haven't been to. Patreon Exclusive: Eden the Electrician COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Can I trouble you for a couple of free coffees? What did you learn about living with the opposite sex? Mayes gives his acceptance speech for Best Podcast at the Golden Globes. Patreon Exclusive: Fictional character you'd beat the shit out of COUNT THE DINGS MERCH...

Katie, Zach, Emily, Colin and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We take our Heated Rivalry to the cottage for some tuna melts. Katie lets us all know about posed funerals as an alternative to open caskets. We call out the patriarchy for the lack of female cereal mascots. Patreon Exclusive: What restaurants are fronts for cri...

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We dive deep into the world of the Rockettes, including such pressing information as how much tickets cost, how many shows they do, whether or not they have understudies and what are their most common injuries. Did you make it to Midnight on NYE? What is your preferred sock heig...

Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ What country is the best at swearing? Is Erewhon egregiously including erroneous adjectives? An extended dill or no dill to get us prepped for christmas. Patreon Exclusive: The oldest piece of clothing you own COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Heated Rivalry is too steamy to watch in public. A comprehensive examination of useful kitchen gadgets. What is the least interesting Spotify Wrapped style recap? Patreon Exclusive: Self-Cleaning Showers & Speed Bumps COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Emily, Mo, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ How complicated is it to move into a new apartment in SF vs LA? The existence of Yellowstone frozen dinners lets us imagine what tv show or movie branded foods we would want to buy. What Cinephobe character would you want at your Thanksgiving? Patreon Exclusive: Big Trampolines a...

Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We stake our claim as the premiere Security Deposit podcast while Zach is busy watching two Ukrainian guys move his stuff. Would you sleep with a cop to get your friend out of jail? Ham cocktails, nacho cheese on your pie and restaurants performing cultural appropriation. Patreon Exclu...

Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stunningly, Zach is frustrated by something in a new segment called ‘You Know What’s Bullshit?’ During our long hiatus, we piled up a preponderance of Dill or No Dill scenarios to review. Do you leave butter out? Do you wait for your oven to preheat? Patreon Exclusive: Secre...

Eden, Mo, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stop me if you've heard this before: Zach got pissed off at the coffee shop. What is the dream restaurant you would open if money was no object? What kitchen item would you say you are in a job interview? Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...

Katie, Mo, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Customer support gaslighting. Love is Blind musings. We text 'Hola Cindy' to a random phone contact. What is the worst A-List celebrity look-a-like? Patreon Exclusive: Movie sequels we wish existed COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mayes updates the neighborhood chronicles with a plumbing revelation from a massage parlor. Eden's fantasy basketball strategies. Leonardo DiCaprio - acts great or great actor? Patreon Exclusive: Do you dream of dinosaurs? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed. Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol. Where would you put a third arm? Patreon Exclusive: New Major Sports + Sandwich Breads COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠htt...

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs? If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular? Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear? All those questions answered, and so much more. Patreon Exclusive: We start our post-apocalyptic cults COUNT...

Eden, Mo, Colin and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We develop and cast the Pablo Torre mini series, fast tracking it for a prestige Emmy run next summer. Who would be the most fashionable animal? Is a pickle cooked? How early do you arrive for an important video call meeting? Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check...

Eden, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paul Boehl presents a truly horrifying piece of evidence that calls into question how sparsely you can fulfill the requirements of a definition. Zach's on the road and wants to know how the gang feels about rest stops. What witchy/wizarding powers would you like to have and what would be your...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ The crew is divided on the status of Scar's alleged 'murder' of Mufasa. What supernatural being would you be? What would be on your green room rider? Plus, a much needed deep dive on butter pumps. Patreon Exclusive: Brand Name vs Generic Products COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out h...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach starts opening packs of NBA trading cards and refuses to stop. We rank uncomfortable places to sleep and reveal our ideal supervillain lair locations. Do dogs have accents? How do you feel about olives? Patreon Exclusive: Iowa & Minnesota State Fair Food Dill or No Dill COUNT THE DINGS MERCH ST...