The Dick & Ham Show

Back by semi-popular demand, a special Ham episode to close out 2023.  Sam, Boots and Dave at the desk. Ranch was sick. Sam was late.

Ranch, Sam, Davard and the Camp return to the mics for a long-overdue conversation about the big issues- * Which condiments actually belong on a hot dog? * What to do with a sunken ship filled with 1400 tonnes of TNT? * How did the owners of a defunct basketball team make the best sports deal ever? And so much more. Links Slow Horses - https://cutt.ly/YHC5ocR Free Spirits  - https://cutt.ly/4HC5fL...

Dave, Boots, Ranch and (eventually) Sam spend half the show talking about their favourite celebrity interactions and swapping Burger stories before talking about The Righteous Gemstones, Cheer and Only Murders In The Building and briefly previewing the SuperBowl.   Enjoy!

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch finally get back on the mikes and manage to cover very little of relevance, besides: 0:00 - Intro 3:07 - More Nude Sauna Drama 8:35 - Post Pandemic Life 13:20 - Coming To Australia! 20:28- Around The Camp Fire: Ben Simmons Edition 33:32 - Dave is celebrated for being mean to Jaana Pittman 37: 53 - Are we sure SUCCESSION is good? 41:45 - We know THE MORNING SHOW is no...

Cricket season is soon upon us, so what better way to prepare than to speak with former media manager for both the England and Australian cricket teams, Mr Brian Murgatroyd.

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch get extremely niche on an incident from 1994, discuss a ludicrous Kickstarter campaign, remain confused about Non Fungible Tokens and announce a special bonus episode of the famous Dick & Ham Show.   0:00 Intro & Dave's Kickstarter 4:32 Bitcoin Buffoonery and NFTs 15:08 Salacious teaching staff escapades from 1994 21:50 New episode announcement and One Test Wonders 2...

Most of us are locked down again, so please enjoy the ramblings of a fed up Sam, a beachside Dave, a sleepy Ranch and a Boots who is hopeful of an Alistair Clarkson led Carlton outfit in 2022. ---- Intro (0:00) Sporting music catastrophes (10:37) The Olympics (31:34) The US Men's Basketball Team (36:18) Joey Chestnut (44:54) TV Stuff, incl. Dr Death, Loki, Line of Duty, Tour de France, Mr INbetwee...

Join Dave, Ranch and a very special guest host to talk about Melbourne's return to lock down, Eurovision 2021 and the brilliance of ABBA.   1:59 – Melbourne is back in lockdown! 5:28 – COVID outside of Australia 12:10 – TV recommendations – Mare of Easttown, Mr Inbetween, Fleabag, Motherland, Modern Family, Yesterday, The Serpent 22:53 – ABBA! 24:39 – Eurovision 2021 28:48 – Popular music that kid...

Much to the delight of some listeners we return to our usual brand of nonsense and buffoonery.   Join Dave, Boots and The Ranch as provide mostly meaningless points of view on: 0:00 Pandemic Lyfe 8:57 Norwegian Schoolies Week 10:01 Technology of the Future! 20:23 TV - Dave 22:50 TV - Atlanta S2 25:05 TV - Spiral 27:02 TV - Snabba Cash 28:07 TV - Behind Her Eyes 30:10 TV - The One 31:28 TV - It's A...

Your favourite bunch of Dicks (and Hams?) get together to preview the 2021 AFL season, previewing the season ahead for your favourite team, before predicting the eventual premiers, first coach fired and provide their very own hot takes (recorded on the evening of Sunday 14 March, before Caroline Wilson stole Boots' hot take for herself!) Join an extremely tired Ranch and Sam, Boots and our very fi...

Join Sam, Boots, Ranch and (for a while) Dave for this brand new episode of the Dick and Ham Show as we cover a lot of our usual nonsense.   Appx time stamps: 0:00 - Intro 3:11 - Vaccines 5:29 - TV recommendations (Your Honor, Bridgerton, Mrs Fletcher, WandaVision, The Great, Call My Agent (S2), Industry) 20:00 - Will the Ghostbusters and Coming to America reboots be good? 30:14 - Old School Tenni...

Dave, Boots and Ranch cover all their usual topics and nonsense in this week's edition, featuring: 0:00 US politics and which Home Alone movie is better 18:43 The worst ever movie sound effect (link: https://youtu.be/fzCIbhLUUA0 ) 20:45 Bitcoin problems 24:28 Listener Mailbag and pranking problems 31:36 The new Tik-Tok trend that has Dave confused 38:11 Ranch pushes the censorship thing too far 41...

Sam is missing and Andrew is in NSW, so Dave, Boots and the Ranch ring in the new year with - * An email from an actual listener (!!), * A lot of TV watching and * An early season assessment of the 2021 NBA season. COBRA KAI NEVER DIES. Links

The elfs are on the shelf for this week's episode. We take a deep dive on * Lucrative Christmas songs * The ergonomics of airplane bathrooms * Maradona in Mexico And so so much more. Sam, Hugh, David and the Camp all on deck this week. Links - Maradona in Mexico - https://cutt.ly/ihFmC7I We are the champions - https://cutt.ly/RhFmMOZ Big Mouth - https://cutt.ly/fhFm2Zp Holiday in handcuffs - https...

We lasted 15 episodes without talking politics. * Rudy's ridiculous Landscaping press conference, the election, and America's future * When sports teams gaslight their players * Nicole Kidman doing Nicole Kidman things And so so much more than you ever thought you needed. David is joined by Hugh and Boots,  checking in from the liberated zone of Melbourne, Victoria. ---LINKS--- The view from flyov...

Long time friend of the show Allan Stone was interviewed recently by David for Tennis Pro History on Facebook. This bonus episode is that interview; a conversation about Allan's years in the world of pro tennis.

A time capsule episode capturing the highs and lows of the final week Melbournians were in lockdown. * Phil Collins has an armed occupation going on at his Miami mansion * Dave's mishap at the house with the Picasso on the wall * Andrew is buying fax machines Plus, the Camp treats us to the first ever installment of `Around the Campfire` Andrew, David and the Camp run the numbers on these, and man...

A rocky start this week as the first 40 minutes of the call go unrecorded. Undaunted, Hugh and Sam forgive David for not pressing record and the trio navigate a predictably thorny set of unimportant issues * Heavy tennis ball theory * The least helpful modern inventions * David Pumpkins: Catnip for the Dick & Ham crew Plus, we reveal why a Finnish man was hit with a 130,000 Euro speeding ticket. I...

* Ranch was at the last ever Van Halen show. He remembers Eddie Van Halen * Was football better back in the day, and does watching the 1991 Grand Final provide any clues? * TV recommendations including Big Mouth, the Boys, and a disagreement about Schitt's Creek Hugh, Andrew and David on the mics this week ----- Links: Van Halen - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX1Rbcmz9T1Tz?si=kyfoXm8...

The technology episode! * LaserDisc, Minidisc and the first person to own an iPod * Possum problems in the backyard * Foiling a bagsnatcher on the streets on Canada   And so much more than you ever needed. Sam, Andrew and David running the three-man game this week.

Super-sized episode alert! *Sauna etiquette in a complicated new world *A powertool arms race *Mega junior mailbag Plus so so so much more, as Hugh, Sam, Boots and Dave take to the mic on this special edition of Dick & Ham

* Which sports events (which  - thanks to slow editing - have since happened) did the team predict correctly? * How smokey flavours in food are *really* created * Peter Norman and social justice within sports * The music of Cobra Kai * Here comes Ted Lasso! * Why LinkedIn is making people put stickers on their faces Ranch, Boots and Dave talk it through...

* Revisiting the forgotten drinks of Melbourne's late 90s nightlife * Who had the worst first car? * Doomscrolling, changeroom cleaning etiquette and so much more than you ever asked for... Sam, Andrew and David on deck this week.

Boots talks about the origin of his infamous nickname We examine the difference between creamy and creaming soda Our favourite documentary is an unexpected gem, and David talks about the crucial error he made when meeting the great Richie Benaud for the first time.

This week's mailbag spirals quickly out of control. We go deep on dragon dancing. Sam talks us through his experience being shown through Nicolas Cage's house. Plus, we tease a segment about a Tom Jones song but it never arrives, thanks to an audio issue (thanks Zoom)