The Cinema Sitdown

Clutzy Bella almost amputates her arm at her 18th birthday party and nearly becomes a Cullen. In lieu of the antics, Edward and his coven/family leave Bella to rot in Forks. Bella slips into a romanticized depression but enjoys some time fixing motorcycles with Jacob - who is falling for her (or her future baby? - what, spoiler) . Anyway, she does some wild shit that makes Edward think she dies an...

Synopsis: Country criminal Sean gets in big trouble for demolishing a house with a kid from home improvement, irony aside, he is banished to Japan to live with his former military father as a last resort. While in Tokyo, Sean gets initiated into the undergound drifting community and finds himself in a whole new world of fast paced trouble. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.y...

IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn Synopsis: Austin is enjoying his honeymoon with new bride, Vanessa until it's revealled she's a fembot planted by Dr Evil. Now, bachelor Austin returns to the scene but when he tries hooking up, some...

Synopsis: Bumbling Lt. Frank Drebin is put in charge of keeping Queen Elizabeth safe but after learning of a plot to kill her, he will have to use all his "smarts" in order to keep her alive. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoI...

Synopsis: Therapist Tess desparetly tries connecting with her angsty teenage daughter but much to her dismay, Anna constantly rebukes her efforts. During a particularly tense wedding weekend, Anna and Tess switch bodies during a Chinese Food dinner and their relationship is forever changed. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.c...

In the summer of 1962, a new kid in town is taken under the wing of a young baseball prodigy and his rowdy team, resulting in many adventuresIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Former teen enemies turned semi-failed police officers have one final chance to prove themselves...on jumpstreet. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

A hormonal group of teen boys make a pact to lose their virginities as a last hoorah before leaving high school. And one of them fucks a pie IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Creative though lacking in ambition, Bartleby Gaines doesn't manage to get into a single college much to the chagrin of his family. So what does he do? He starts his own! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Teens in high school try to figure out where to hold their begnning of summer kick off party IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Two dudes get the munchies for some mini cheeseburgers and an adventure ensues…and NPH is here! https://youtu.be/wLKoXlRCpzg?si=GndP4bTXTy_R625z IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: After Alex learns his roommate has been blowing all their money on sex workers, he has to move in with the hottest ladies he knows, his Grandma and her friends. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

After Craig loses his job on his day off, him and his friend Smokey have a very high adventure that almost ends in death…on a Friday. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: A stoner thruple couple is in danger of losing their marijuana fortune 500 company to a Mexican drug cartel. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

lly Madison is a spoiled brat on the cusp of inheriting his fathers successful hotel business, but his childish behavior and tendency to speak in tongues makes his father concerned he isn't prepared for the responsibility. Billy challenges himself to re-graduate from each grade to prove he is capable of running a multi-million operation IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www....

Bill and Ted are in danger of not passing their history report, no way! So they have to do a totally awesome thing, gather historical figures from the past to use them as a ploy to pass, yeah dude! Will they make it back in time or will one of them get shipped off to military school - ya right?!?! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.inst...

Synopsis: A movie following a toxic couple from flirtation to adultery and ultimately, happiness? IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

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What happens when TSA agent, who is a hard 5, that dreams of being a pilot meets a 10 who thinks he's sweet. Check this link out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0&pp=ygUVc3RldmVuIHNlYWdhbCBydW5uaW5n IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thec...

Filmed in a converging storyline style, a la Valentine's Day. The smartest man on the planet, Jeff Goldbloom, figures out a mysterious space signal from aliens hellbent on war! The signal is a countdown to D-Day, so he and Will Smith team up to save our Independence! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87...

Synopsis: A bored narcissist housewife dreams of a life in the spotlight and begins an illicit affair with a furniture salesman (cause he knows a guy) in an effort to begin her life of fame. But when the bozo turns out to be a liar she does what anyone would do, kill him. Now she will have to figure out how to go from the slammer to the stage. Steven Seagal running: https://youtu.be/nkskuSXqUD0?si...

Synopsis: A boy's journey from outcast child labeled as "different" to a man of multiple of lives. Along the way, he manages to be apart of most of the major pop culture and historial events spanning from the 50's - the early 90's, and oh yeah, he runs! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https:/...

The McCallisters are about to embark on another adventure for the holidays, this time more beach themed when the unthinkable happens…they forget Kevin AGAIN! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Welcome to Trivia Christmas IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Bella - I mean, Abby is set out to purpose to longtime girlfriend Harper, only problem, Harper didn't come out to her family yet and it's Christmas! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn