The Cagequation

Longlegs 05.10.2024 23:04 ↓

"daddy mommy unmake me and save me from the hell of the living" - Dale Ferdinand Cobble Mr. Cage put on his Longlegs..........

The Humanity Bureau 04.04.2024 40:17 ↓

From New America to New Arizona to New Eden to Canada, Mr. Cage drives and audits his way in this award-winning VR masterpiece.

CON AIR 24.03.2024 1:05:37 ↓

Another classic Cage, so put down the bunny listen up!

The Retirement Plan 19.02.2024 50:28 ↓

PEARLMAN IS BACK!!!! Bobo is in the house!

Captain Corelli's Mandolin 28.01.2024 22:38 ↓

Listen to the Cage's Mandolin Reign, Christian Bale's romantic pain, Penelope Cruz's heart break, and John Hurt walk a ways. cagequation@gmail.com

Sympathy for the Devil 21.09.2023 38:59 ↓

He wanted to be 100% sex tonight! But now he's half that, only 50% sex!!Mr. Cage is the passenger and Joel Kinnaman(not McKinnaman, sorry about that!) is the driver in this car ride to nowhere.

Primal 16.07.2023 50:26 ↓

This 2019 Cagetasic offering features a well aged 1995 script, a stunt coordinator turned director, a former Xavier School alum, and even more former member of the Soprano crime family. We have tangents galore, including one of our most disturbing scenes from a movie(not a Cage movie).

Leaving Las Vegas 12.06.2023 35:03 ↓

Where Mr. Cage became Academy Award winning Mr. Cage! We also discuss Oscar voting, a little bit about Malcolm's juvenile adventures in forgery, and a talk about stills from the 1984 version of Dune. Very exciting!!!

Drive Angry 19.05.2023 52:12 ↓

Drive Angry(and slow).... what could have been!

Renfield 20.04.2023 29:54 ↓

Season 3 starts with Mr. Cage's latest film, Renfield, (insert your favorite "he really sinks his teeth into this role" joke here)

The Color Out of Space 18.02.2023 36:27 ↓

Bourbon connoisseur Nicholas Cage battles a horrible alien and a horrible family, bathed in the purply color out of space!

Snake Eyes 25.01.2023 42:34 ↓

Cage and DePalma. Just three more and we have a conspiracy!

Season of the Witch 14.01.2023 44:25 ↓

I can't believe the twist at the end!!!

Face/Off 29.11.2022 28:13 ↓

Cage and Travolta face off with each others' faces in the blockbuster Face/Off!

Mandy 08.11.2022 30:42 ↓

Cage, cults, chemists, crossbows, demon bikers, tigers, axes, and chainsaws!

Knowing 18.10.2022 31:02 ↓

It's the end of the world and Nick knows it, and he's not fine...

Vampire's Kiss 30.09.2022 28:36 ↓

Where the meme began. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Kick-Ass 22.09.2022 26:12 ↓

Once again, we got the wrong Quicksilver......

Grand Isle 14.09.2022 31:37 ↓

Welcome to the Cagequation, worthy warrior. Nicolas Cage and Kelsey Grammer have a good ol' fashion southern drawl off in this underrated, underfunded, and unfinished movie.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice 07.09.2022 32:38 ↓

Man, I really wish they would have used a mouse.

National Treasure 28.06.2022 40:15 ↓

What's this one about again? "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." Oh, yeah. That's it...... Also our rankings of the first season.

The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent 19.05.2022 34:59 ↓

I cried the entire movie, and it made me want to be a better man!

The Wicker Man 29.04.2022 50:22 ↓

BEE'S!!!!! NOT THE BEE'S!!!!!!

Jiu Jitsu 08.04.2022 1:04:33 ↓

Cage and the Jiu Jit's save the world from the comet carrying Brax...it didn't make sense to us either.

Willy's Wonderland 24.03.2022 43:14 ↓

Hey kids, do you know what time it is? It's your birthday! This episode is the Cage classic Willy's Wonderland with a side of Tosta.