The Aussie Guy and Pommy Rich Podcast

Isn't it always the way? One of our heroes is on cloud 9 this week, while the other is in mourning. Such is the circle of life, the birth of a bouncing baby has thrilled his new Uncle, and the death of a music legend has depressed one of his fans. Still we move past this bipolar situation and have a great chat about freaking out your kids by slipping in odd additions to playlists, and one hit wond...

Well, where to start with this one? A classic example of when you plan to talk about one thing and the chat just goes in an unusual and slightly risqué direction. Guy confesses to a fast food faux pas, but you'll be shocked when you hear why. Rich confesses he has 3 shirts with a fruit motif, this may just open doors for him, doors which - for the record- he does not in any way want to walk throug...

Another podcast, another slice of life. Guy has a bee in his bonnet, does liking Costco substitute for having a personality? Rich is more worried about Guy's propensity to get involved in dodgy money making scams and has had an incident recently with a Bonnie Tyler lookalike that's left him perplexed and a little angry. It's been 9 years we've been podcasting, and rest assured.....we're still as s...

The boys are back! Defying the ravages of time, distance and indifference Guy and Rich emerge from the shadows to talk about what's been going on in their lives. Guy is loved up, Rich is in the middle of a full blown mid-life crisis. The chat centres around dating, and the vagaries of time. Apologies for occasional knocking noises, Rich's head is too big for the headphone/ microphone combo he stol...

Manscaping and Pimple popping this week for you lucky people. Guy has been in a photo-shoot for work which sparks a discussion about male grooming, with particularly graphic references to hair removal. Not sure what kind of photo-shoot it was, but best to safe than sorry i suppose - i mean these photographers can get some odd angles..... Rich is more worried about his obsession for pimple popping...

Rich is damp. Moist. Wet. Drenched. Flooded. Guy is dry, on a train and talking to maniacs. Its not quite business as usual, but at least they can laugh about stuff in retrospect.  Another entry into the lexicon of chat, our heroes are properly back and seem to have settled into a once a fortnight rhythm, they also do their podcasts once a fortnight too! Don't forget to share this around, and...

Guy has a huge stand up gig coming up, and despite not performing on stage for over 15 years Rich decides that, of all people, he's the best person to act as a mentor. At one point in this podcast you can hear the reality hit Guy that Rich might not be the guru he professes to be. There's a few reasons to listen to this episode - not least that we'd actually like you to, and it would make us happy...

Rich has something on his mind, but not the same something that an important person in Guy's life has on their mind. Morality, Sexuality and the perils of being the bloke at the back of the choir that just does the bah bah boooo bits in a-cappella songs. This one has all that and more. We're back and hitting our straps, or at the very least lightly brushing up against the straps, hey stop judging....

Bringing new meaning to the word "hiatus" our heroes are back after a huge delay. The ravages of time have taken their toll, there's been a pandemic, and worryingly a few of the dice rollers from season 1 have since "shook a 7" and gone to the craps table in the sky. Guy and Rich are now hundreds of kilometers apart, but the wonders of technology, (and Rich learning how to use a studio properly) m...

The Boys are temporarily reunited thanks to Guy attending a local wedding. Coincidentally its the weekend after the Pomp and Pageantry of the Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding. and we all know how much Rich LOVES the Royal family. To compensate for not receiving invitations, the lads asked some of the brides family along as dice rollers. and of course hilarity ensues. Stay Tuned - ALL NEW episodes ar...

The fickle nature of fame. The first time we encounter "it was funny at the time" in our mass upload of podcasts we come to (then) recently departed One Directioner Zayn Malik. Not surprisingly the talk turns to tears, and first world problems. 

Our Best Of, Our Greatest Hits, our Catalogue of Chat!  A poignant farewell from our heroes as Guy departs for pastures new, leaving the older English one in his considerable wake. We did reunite for a Harry and Meagan wedding special - to follow.........

Bad Hips and Slut Dogs. Pauline Hanson rolls our dice this week for what, as it turned out, was our last hurrah. A chat about reincarnation was one of our absolute greatest topics too. We're pleased to explain.

Nasty Nick. Kyrigios to be precise. the reason for him being chosen as a dice roller is lost in the mists of time. Perhaps he'd just had an on court meltdown and was in the news - i mean that's practically every week, so it MUST be that. The boys discuss stealing, and being stolen from. a contentious issue. This 42nd podcast turned out to be the penultimate one in our original run (not counting ou...

Thin Lizzy! HM the Queen graces us with her presence on the occasion of her 90th birthday. Rich, through gritted Republican teeth welcomes her aboard the HMS Chatwell. Guy is a good lad though and treats her with the deference befitting a nonagenarian living on the tears of poor people. 

Going Ga Ga The Lady herself - sans meat dress unfortunately as the boys were a little peckish. Anyway, its probably for the best as they talk about Hypnotism instead. You can't really tell by listening, but it was just before this podcast that Guy dropped the bombshell that he'd been offered a job elsewhere. 

The Idiot Sandwich NSFW probably.... Gordon Ramsey rolls in, swears, rolls the dice, swears, and rolls out swearing. Impressive. What else could the biys talk about except Takeaway Food? "Oh MEEESTER RICHARD"

Wanky Tees (anag) Gold standard chat as Kanye rolls a mean dice and the boys discuss how they found out about the birds and the bees - might be prudent to cross reference the podcast where Guy got caught Red Handed.......

Outages. Funny at the time! The boys had just been affected by a country-wide telecommunications outage. They found the guy that did it. Not the GUY who did it, though. Strangely, racism is the topic that gets us started here, and there's no place for the in TAGAPRP land.

Start Her Up! Jerry Hall, fresh from wiping the drool from Rupert Murdoch's lips is our dice roller this time around. She bestrideth the world with her leggy majesty. Rich tells a great Rolling Stones Based pun which might've soured things somewhat though....

Paradise City The (at the time) newly re-formed Guns n Roses arrive in a haze of haze. The boys keep order nicely, even though Slash was hiding something under his hat......

Think Twice Phil Collins arrives full of hope and leaves full of anger as Guy confides in the world that he quite fancies ol' Phil's daughter. The Genesis of a good idea, or will he just wish it would rain down?

Perfect Match? In a stunning turn of events our first robotic dice roller arrives (Professor Hawking just SOUNDED like a robot). Dexter, the robot from Aussie TV's "Perfect Match" was a quintessential Guy pick - hilarity ensues..... robotically .

One man and his Horse. Yep Charles and Camilla roll the dice. Rich can barely hide his disgust, to rub salt into the wound, Guy pre-loads the dice to include "Royal Family stories". ouch. 

Another one Bites the Podcast 3/4 of Queen - minus the dearly departed Freddie  of course arrive to roll our dice prompting a discussion on live gigs the boys have enjoyed. Imagine them doing this as a live gig.... Chatstock? Live Pod? lovely stuff.