The Amory Score

In this episode of The Amory Score we finish the original Star IV graphic novel, reach the most problematic line in all of Coheed’s discography, one of their best songs, and we listen to the final pre-album single for The Unheavenly Creatures! It’s all happening here in The Amory Score.

Freed from the constraints of the currently releasing comic’s erratic schedule, we turn now to the past and take a look at the original 2005 Graphic Novel release of this particular story. It’s pretty difficult to follow, but that’s alright, because we’re also covering one of the best songs that Coheed have ever done. In conclusion, a land of contrasts.

After a six week hiatus, Molly and Jackson are back to tackle Issue 11 of Good Apollo! Here's the situation: we were waiting for the final issue to have its release date confirmed, and its deadline grew closer and closer and then finally a week ago they just said fuck it and delayed the issue until October. And we're not waiting that long. So we're back, and we've got an extra long, extra rowdy ep...

The battle on Apity Prime continues to rage as Ten Speed brings Ryder into the fiction and all hell breaks loose. Molly and Jackson look on bemused as we wait for this whole thing to resolve itself the only way that it can: with a zombie army fight.

The end is in sight as Molly and Jackson tackle issue nine of the Good Apollo comic. All the pieces are in place as everyone heads towards the final conclusion, with the battle raging on at Apity Prime. But if that's the case, how come there's a part two? What greater twists lie in store? Find out right here on The Amory Score.

We're back and we have a very special episode for you all! Not only do we have the regular summaries of the comic and our opinions on this episode's song, but there has been new coheed music released since we recorded last. We bring you exclusive new hot takes on their latest song: The Dark Sentencer! 

In which Claudio takes the biggest L that he has ever taken. Come around the fire, and let us tell you the origin story of this whole album, and find out how this came to be.

When last we left our heroes, they were on a planet that nobody could see in the universe where its defining characteristic is that it is physically impossible to have an 'unknown' planet on account of them being bound together by magic soul energy that glows blue. We here at The Amory Score have been cataloging the various bizarre choices of The Amory Wars for months now, and we still find it in...

Hello! Hi! I hope our absence hasn't been too hard on you all. The good news is, our long national nightmare of me "being at school" is now over and Molly and I are going to be back on our biweekly schedule from next week! It's time!  But we have one last little treat for you before that, and it's a little reel of our backup recordings, of the shit that we get up to when we're not recording the ep...

Hey everyone, there is no episode this week! I'm still in the hell that is university work and I've spent all day packing my shit to move across the country, so arranging me and Molly's schedule to get the episode up and finished proved impossible. However, I put aside enough time to record a quick thing about some of the other music that I like that you are all free to roast me for.  Don't record...

There are many reasons to become a god. Perhaps you hate god, and by ascending to godhood yourself, you can kill him and end the suffering of the people. Perhaps you wish to create something in your image, or perhaps you are simply bored. But really, why does man do anything? What spurs a man to both bare and shield his soul in the same breath, to create and destroy in equal measure, to confuse ha...

We've had a little delay in bringing this episode to you but never fear, The Amory Score is here to let you know just what the fuck is going on in Heaven's Fence. And the answer? Well, something incredibly boring. There are no fucking bicycles here. Only sadness, will you find.

In the weeks leading up to this album, you may have heard us mention "The Bicycle." You may have thought, why are they talking about a bicycle? Why are they seemingly excited for a bicycle? What could this Bicycle possibly be? Well, my friends, those questions are answered today. Enter: Ten Speed.

In the latest Amory Score, we finally reach Coheed and Cambria's most popular song, and really start to drill down into the artistic ethics of wifemurder.

The Amory Score is back for its third and most exciting season yet! This time we're looking at Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness. A break up album in its truest sense, the story is about to get full on bananas and we hope you're going to come along for the ride. Also, we're covering the still-going Good Apollo comic which, unlike the previous ones w...

Our journey has come to an end as we bring to you the final song on In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3, the hidden track, the bonus track, the secret kept from everybody, no that wasn't even intentional this band has just taken everything from me. Please come on in and discover what possible surprise Coheed and Cambria have in store for you. I promise you, it is worth it.

Last time, we concluded the adventures of the comic called In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3! But, we still have two more songs to go until we can complete the album. And so, today we bring you two final episodes, where in the first of which we attempt to figure out what the hell is going on in The Light and The Glass. Your Father's Dead, and We Don't Know Who He Is

The time is finally here, the finale (of the comic) for In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 is here. We've got some working out for what to do next time as we wrap up the album but please enjoy our breakdown of the climactic events of the final issue.

All converge on Apity Prime as the final battle begins, and we dig into the various forms of Coheed and Cambria's misogynistic tendencies in one of the most uncomfortable songs in the discogragphy. 

The gang is all together! Al, Ambellina, Sizer and Claudio head to the other side of Shylos Ten for a daring rescue mission, while we learn some details about just what the fuck is going on over at House Atlantic

Wilhelm Ryan is resurrected as Claudio and Ambellina finally find what they have been looking for for the past few issues: the plot has showed up.

The Crowing and Ambellina finally meet as things come start to come together on Shylos Ten! Will they come together this week? No, no they will not, but eventually there will be a plot in this comic. Or so I am told.

The war between the rebellion and Wilhelm Ryan has been long and bloody, and it hasn't made much sense, but surely we will be in for a better time as we cut across the galaxy to the other plotline, that of The Crowing and his (currently unformed) entourage. Spoilers: we will not fare better at all.

After the rebellion's wife ex machina victory against Ryan's forces, the supreme tri-mage is taken into custody. Jesse decides that he shall not be executed on the spot, but instead tried, by undefined space laws, so that they can prove once and for all that he is evil, and also not a god. It's worth the wait, it's all you could ever want: today begins the trial of Wilhelm Ryan.

We return after a break to bring you the story of Chase and Sizer, one of the most uncomfortable stories in The Amory Wars, so uncomfortable that it never really happened. Can their story stand proud with that of Josephine, the woman thrice dead? Please join us for another ridiculous episode of The Amory Score...