The 3rd One Sucks

This week we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with her 2012 release Kiss! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "basically a Call Me Maybe delivery device". Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3tFK16bCiCvBp2h8Btfjpv Timestamps: 1. Tiny Little Bows - 14:47 2. This Kiss - 18:09 3. Call Me Maybe - 21:58 4. Curiosity - 25...

This week we're joined by friend of the show Jake Mason as we begin our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen, starting with her 2008 debut Tug of War! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one interpolates a children's song to less than stellar effect. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3ahsqOBQl7gs4e8sKfNai7 Timestamps: 1. Bucket - 19:30 2....

This week we're blasting off to space as we finish out Pet Symmetry's current catalog with their third full-length Future Suits! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "worse (worse), worse (worse), it's worse..." Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/2Fp4ZczUrt0I4lgDXavu9p Timestamps: 1. Simply Irresponsible - 9:25 2. Object Objectiv...

We're back for round two as we tackle Pet Symmetry's second full-length Vision! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a gentle opening that also punches you? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5PwmGbG9yJLNOMMYEnSrQo Timestamps: 1. "Everyone, If Anyone" - 11:48 2. "Stare Collection" - 13:48 3. "Hall Monitor" - 16:3...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump... in the fall?! WITH MARK?! SAG AFTRA and The WGA are on strike so while that's going on we're gonna talk music instead! Starting with Pet Symmetry and their first full length record, "Pets Hounds"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is somehow our overlap amidst our somewhat disparate music tastes? List...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! In this episode Dan and special guest Jake Mason tackle the newest Fall Out Boy record, "So Much (For) Stardust"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one at the very least has one of the best songs they've ever written??? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5mWnMYLnfcnkDOCojHW6O1 Timestamps: 1...

This week we conclude the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy" and our season with 2013's The World's End! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has some incredibly uncomfortable readings in current year! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Musi...

This week we continue our venture into the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", with 2007's Hot Fuzz! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is about cops! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing, Editing and Show Art by Dan Ell...

Listeners we are finally back covering non dog sports movies after what felt like an eternity! We're wrapping up the season with Edgar Wright's "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", starting with 2004's "Zom-Rom-Com" Shaun of the Dead! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features the world's most racist ashtray! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3...

We made it... We are finally done Air Budding for the time being as we finish out this run with Air Bud: Spikes Back! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Mark's least favorite talking animal companion! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music,...

You're not gonna believe us but this dog is still sporting. It's Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we barely talk about in this episode! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan...

We're back with more sports dog action in Air Bud: World Pup! Which is certainly one of the movies of all time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and  which one broke one of our cohosts! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art...

We're back with Air Bud: Golden Receiver which answers the question, "What if we did the same thing again but this time it was less impressive in every way imaginable?!" Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one didn't let the monkey drive them to the football game, damn it! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan E...

We're taking to the court this week with... A dog?! Who plays basketball?! AND HE'S GOOD AT IT?! It's Air Bud! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one regrettably never has a dog performing a slam dunk in it! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Addit...

This week we continue our journey through The Kingsman franchise with series prequel The King's Man!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the most absurd post credits scene in cinema history! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Opening Music, Additi...

This week we continue our journey through The Kingsman franchise with Kingsman: The Golden Circle!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features "Chekhov's Meat Grinder"! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan E...

We're kicking off 2023 and our journey into The Kingsman franchise with Kingsman: The Secret Service!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a surprisingly cathartic murder spree in the middle of it! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Addition...

We finish up our Ho-ho-home Alone escapades this week with Home Alone 3!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one infuriates Mark with its inclusion of a talking parrot! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis....

We are once again home alone, except not home and in a city of 8 million people... Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! That's the movie!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one tells an unhoused woman to pull herself up by her pigeon shit encrusted bootstraps and just stop being depressed and poor! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One S...

It's the holiday season and we're kicking it off with Home Alone!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one takes forever to get to the whole reason you showed up for this movie! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Da...

The "Heckboy" grind continues with 2019's Hellboy reboot!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has The Scorpion King levels of bad CGI AND Mortal Kombat: Annihilation levels of bad dialogue in one convenient package! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall....

This week we dive back into the live action Hellboy films with 2008's Hellboy II: The Golden Army!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one doesn't feature a single song from "Billboard's Year-End Hot 100 Singles of 2008"! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall...

Back to our regularly scheduled programming this week as we dive into the live action Hellboy films, starting with del Toro's Hellboy from 2004! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one could unfortunately replace it's leading lady with an exploding car without making any major changes to the plot! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Suck...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We interrupt your season proper to momentarily continue our journey through the brand new record from The Wonder Years, "The Hum Goes on Forever"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we once again do our best  not to cry during. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/0g2D3Epl3VzLbvtVeQhJQv Timestamps:...

This week we once again get ducked up on childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D3: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one opens with a 5 minute long physical comedy routine on roller-blades for some reason! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall....