Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

—There's a new sports drink from New England! —A new PSA is out just for bros behind the wheel. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There's a new trend of bedroom etiquette…and a song to go with it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even membe...

—Hogwarts LA is back with a new commercial! —Some adventurous friends are ravenous for brunch. —A 90's commercial had a very dangerous brand of jeans. —Arnold Schwarzenegger unpacks famous song lyrics. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is...

—We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A dating app is out for a certain illegal industry. —A family in the dust bowl is as dysfunctional as it gets. —There's a recall on a certain kind of impractical toilet.   Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are e...

—Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Bros. —There's a new home rental app which comes with real life experience. —Ted and Michael reveal a lost prospective James Bond theme song. —Roll call at a retirement home is never easy. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some...

—Ted and Michael claim to be altruistic inventors. —A new PSA is out just for bros who have to walk through doors. —Two cool kids in the cafeteria discuss some fast-approaching classmates. —There's a new Fraud Kit for people who want to climb the corporate ladder! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFT...

—Two Russian guys head into a blind date. —A sports announcer cannot stop oversharing his observations. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There's a face mask to help your dog love you more! —Ted and Michael play a dangerous game called "Bee or Candy?"   Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholehearted...

Announcement!  Our Season 4 livestream will be on Wednesday October 4th at 6pm ET! Join us for guests, readings, and random questions…provided by you! You can find it at  youtube.com/@mischiefmedia .

—Hogwarts LA is running a new commercial.   —A professional athlete breaks up with his girlfriend.   —"The Singing Bully" is back…as a horror movie.   —Ted and Michael admire their wives' intellects.   Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is...

—The guys get a sneak peak of the latest "Fast and Furious" movie AND interview the cast!   —Mike is back in the shower…with you.   —A new PSA is out just for bros who don't know how to treat a lady.   —Ted, Michael, and Gillian have their annual secret Santa.   Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA...

—Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers!   —A new PSA is out just for bros who need a tissue.   —The newest teen party trend is both dangerous and delicious.   —Ted and Michael join the space billionaires!   Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even me...

—The Avengers have a new, confusing enemy. —Michael introduces Ted to a spooky new prospective writing partner. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say —A new slow cooker also educates!   Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these union...

—Werner Herzog is up for parole! —A new parenting technique uses a legendary comedian as its model. —Ted unveils his newest impression…Michael! —A morning show's food segment has a new spin on cereal. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is n...

—Hogwarts is back with a new campus, and they've moved west! —We present lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A PSA just for bros who talk too much. —A sports announcer has no filter, and a ton of intuition. —"Ted and Michael" is remembered in a documentary from the future. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholehearte...

Ted and Michael have to write a lot of sketches each season. Here's how they do it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid our performers and crew fairly, respected their ti...

Our end-of-season livestream is TODAY and you don't want to miss it: sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback! See you tonight, May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link!  

Sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback... it's our End of Season Livestream! We'll see you at May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link! ~*~ Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com ! This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Me...

A classic soda now has zero calories. Prime Minister Winston Churchill plays Candyland. Ted and Michael see a shrink. ~*~ Credits: "Diet Rita" Dad: Mike O'Gorman Jimmy: Michael Smith Construction Guy 1: Ted O'Gorman Doctor: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Guy 1/Jingle: James Monroe Iglehart Woman 1: Aneesa Folds Max: Nik Walker Sully: Andrew Bancroft Woman 2: Ted O'Gorman Construction Guy 2: Emma...

Christopher Walken finally got wind of all the sketches…and he wants revenge. A new Fraud Kit for people that want to look like they do volunteer work. A new episode of the morning show "Top 'O The Mornin'" brings a guest with a dubious invention. Ted prepares a Christmasey surprise for Michael and Gillian. ~*~ Credits: "Walken Revenge" Michael Smith Walken: Mike O'Gorman "Fraud Kits: Volunteer" T...

A new service combines medicine and lunch. The singing bully is in the library! Classic actor Peter Lorre reads Mad Libs, written by sixth graders. Ted's using a new phrase that Michael cannot stand. ~*~ Credits: "Sandwich MD" V.O.: Nik Walker Patient: Michael Smith Receptionist: Gillian Pensavalle Mr. Fletcher: James Monroe Iglehart Old man: Patrick McCartney Clerk: Andrew Bancroft Testimonial 1:...

Comedian Stephen Wright performs as a baby. " Sandals Paradise" is back, with another really specific hotel offering! We present more "Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever." Comedian Stephen Wright performs as an 11-year-old. A guy fills his resume with truths. ~*~ "Young Stephen Wright 1" Stephen Wright: Ted O'Gorman "Sandals Paradise 2" V.O.: Michael Smith Husband: T...

The show transforms into the style of "Martin and Lewis." Michael reveals his admiration for Zac Efron. There's a new home DNA test, with a basketball legend at the helm. ~*~ Credits: "Martin and Lewis 1" Vampire: Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle V.O.: Patrick McCartney Woman: Hallie O'Gorman Leonardo: Andrew Bancroft "Zac Efron" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Mart...

Australians deliver bad news. Gillian helps Ted and Michael with their website bios. There's a new impulse item to class up your bedtime. Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers. Gillian, Michael, and Ted get a visit from a "radio magician." ~*~ Credits: "Australian Bad News: 1" V.O.: Michael Smith Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Andrew Bancroft, Mike O'Gorman Gal: India...

We present more "Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever." It's time to shower with Mike! Mike O'Gorman wants to take a larger hand in the show. A new cologne for jerks that want to create… suspicion . ~*~ Credits: "Things You Should Never Say: 5" V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jiminez Guy 1: Jam...

Ted and Michael go… noir. A new medical condition exists with a stunningly medieval remedy…for some people's most intimate of areas. Supervillain Bane has to walk through Santacon! Ted and Michael answer fan mail. ~*~ Credits: "Ted and Michael Noir: 1" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle Good: Patrick McCartney "Swiss Cheese Penis" V.O.: C. Julian Jimenez Man 1: Ted O'Gorman Man 2: Edd...

Quint from the movie "Jaws" does the narration from "A Christmas Story." Ted, Michael, and Gillian discuss what charities to donate to. Ted, Michael, and Gillian play a new game called "What's In A Sip?" "Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever" is back! ~*~ Credits: "Quint Does Ralphie: 1" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Charity Conversation" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pe...