Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

In the outrageous 70th episode we celebrate as a seedy Irish farmer attempts to have his collection of vintage soft-porn magazines valued on The Antiques Roadshow, and discuss Eurovision and enjoy a doleful Irish folk song with a surprisingly rude theme. #TalkingIstanbullocks #VintageErotica #Eurovisionbanter #AntiquesRoadshowComedySketch #ComedyPodcast #IrishFolk #70Episodes #ChristyMooreRipOff #...

The boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a...

Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club. This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine #ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEv...

In an episode fuller than a Porta Loo on Day 3 of Glastonbury, the muddy funsters from Istanbul delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of diarrhoea when you have a pollen allergy,...

Episode Notes: Join Ray and Jorma for Episode 66. This comedy variety show is packed with outrageous fun, and side-splitting segments that would never be allowed on the radio in 2024. Join the lads and their celebrity pals for a rather animal-themed show as the boys discuss ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses. Running Order 1. Chinese Year of the Blac...

Morgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is. Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...

Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024 Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest v...

Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping. #comedy #originalcomedy #podcast #comedyforover40s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March...

This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination. Liam Neeson's Book Banter : Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter. Ray's Hemingway Homage : Ray dives into the world o...

In this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge! https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona...

The boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tri...

In this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery es...

Talking Istanbullocks, takes you on a ride where Greg in reception has to fulfil Kevin Spacey’s somewhat ‘unusual’ breakfast requests and our resident poet, Morgan Freedman slickly shifts from civil rights to a lustful political summit. And from political bills to splitting bills, Jorma and Ray debate the economics of meal-deal dating at Wetherspoons – what can you really expect for 9.79? And how...

'This show is funnier than Jonathan Ross' - Graham Norton Welcome to Talking Istanbullocks, where Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac bring you an eclectic mix of hilarity, scandal, and egg-puns. - MORGAN FREEMAN'S INTERNET MELTDOWN: Resident Poet, Morgan Freeman returns with a side-splitting poem about his struggle with internet addiction and his rather candid memories of a bizarre limo ride with Bill Cosby...

Welcome, Shakers, to a fur-filled episode of Talking Istanbullocks, where the jokes are barking mad Brace yourselves for a tale of unexpected canine escapades as an Alsatian finds himself in a rather compromising situation involving a sandal. It's a doggie story you won't hear on the evening news. Love is in the air, but so is mischief. Join us as a woman expecting a romantic blind date finds hers...

Enjoy more giggles with Talking Istanbullocks! Highlights: Ray's Restroom Rituals : Ray spills the details on his quirky lavatorial habits, from excessive sanitization to creative preparations to dodge the dreaded splashback. Morgan Freedman's Poetic Slip : A heartfelt yet cringeworthy poem about racial intolerance as he mistakenly assumes Yoko Ono is Korean. Love and Intrigue: A listener shares a...

Welcome to the debut episode of Talking Istanbullocks! In this rollicking ride through the world of dating, we've got a lineup that's bound to tickle your funny bone. Morgan Freedman kicks off the show with a poetic twist. Get ready for "Swipe Left for No," a Tinder-inspired poem that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dating app choices. But that's not all – we're thrilled to in...

In this festive finale before the grand rebrand to "Talking Istanbullocks," Ray undergoes a Christmas psychiatology probing by none other than Dr. Brutus Himmler. The pressing question: Does Ray need to check back into the clinic after Kevin Spacey and Huw Edwards have checked out? Brace yourselves for the yuletide psychoanalysis that will leave you in stitches. Meanwhile, our ever-charming cleane...

In this special episode, we're joined by the incredibly talented 17-year old singer-songwriter, Michael Moloney. From his debut on the Late Late Show Toy Show at just 14 to sharing the stage at this summer's Electric Picnic, Michael is making waves in Ireland's music scene, while still navigating secondary school. Michael talks about doing a surprise duet with his hero on live TV, Christmas, and h...

Our 50th episode unwraps a festive tangle of the surreal, the satirical and the sentimental. Was Santa Claus actually Turkish? What was Chris Rea driving home in for Christmas — was it a Mini? And how does Morgan Freeman punish George R. R. Martin for not finishing Game of Thrones? In The Lickey End Chronicles, Norma’s seducing the local postman after Putin forgets to thank her for some lovingly-k...

Episode Summary: 1) Ever wondered about John Bobbit's wild tales? We cut to the chase, dissecting the hilariously infamous John Thomas saga! #BobbitSaga #CutToTheChase 2) Get ready to laugh with Matt Nagin's comedy rap, "Illest MC," exploring the funny side of battling Crohn's Disease for thirty years. A dose of humor for every gut! #CrohnsComedyRap #IllestMC 3) Join us for a royal breakfast with...

Join us for a hilarious Thanksgiving special as Donald Trump attempts to plan the ultimate feast, seeking political advice from his Chief of Staff, Chris The Talking Dog. Will the turkey be pardoned, or is it destined for a political scandal? #TrumpThanksgiving #TalkingDogAdvice Witty travel writer Lisa Morrow shares heartwarming tales of the kindness of strangers in Turkey. Get ready for an adven...

In this uproarious toilet humour bonanza, Morgan Freedman adds a touch of class as he contemplates trading in his wife for a younger model to join the ranks of "old daddy" friends like De Niro and Gordon Ramsay. #MorganFreeman #ToiletThoughts Ray spills the beans on the main difference between Amber Heard and Angelina Jolie, revealing surprising nocturnal pooing habits. Brace yourselves for Ray's...

Episode 46 is more crammed than a constipated colon. Jorma and Ray bring you poetic invitations, dodgy birthday bashes, and animal facts you won’t unhear. An Aussie farmer replies to Morgan Freeman’s poem with a cheeky verse of his own, inviting him Down Under to meet Les, a very randy bull, and grab a pie and a pint. African Hunting Dogs vs. Men from Middlesbrough: the behavioural similarities ar...