Talkin’ Schmitt

The familiar duo get back together to discuss the absolute mayhem that was Louie’s adoption, how this year can’t get any worse and how we’re just gonna mind our business from here on out

Brittany talks about her dog that a woman surrendered to her and is now trying to take back, the meta privacy fine and Airbnb’s new policies 

Britt’s real life Bestie Claudia joins her to talk about how she keeps calm, moves on from setbacks with ease and the time she knew Britt mayyybe had a drinking problem. Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT

This week I am joined by my friend and comic Oscar Aydin. 

Bre sits down to talks about her general lack of emotions, Brittany shoots her shot at Bre’s hot dad, Bre chats about her new show with Nick and how the sh*t’s about to hit the fan 

Nick joins Britt to talk about how we fuc*ed up on the Free Britney movement, his Taco Bell addiction and his long list of ‘no’s’ in dating 

Brittany talks about how a homeless man almost shit on her foot, she went for a walk with the hottest man alive and how being with the wrong man makes you ugly  BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT Don’t forget to sub the Patreon

Britt talks about 9/11 and how that’s how she found out her mom had a side piece at the pentagon, how AI is gonna fu*k us & the end is near Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

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Comedian and friend Matt LeGrande sits down with Britt to talk about sobriety, the shame of asking others for help making your dreams come true and so much more. Pls donate to his film fund & enjoy the episode  https://seedandspark.com/fund/anonshortfilm#story

Britt’s sit down to get candid about her sobriety or lack-thereof, she answers some badvice and gets gritty in the Patreon  Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Justin joins Britt fresh from LA to talk the *nastiest* shit - lots had to go to Patreon bc the tea is just too hot. They talk about hacky comedy, the impending coastal grandmother aesthetic and a whole lot more. You’re gonna wanna sub the Patreon this week!

Chloe sits down to talk to Britt about how she’s back with her ex she talked sh*t about, growing up with 7 siblings and more.  Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt  BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT  HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Taylor Lanore from Lanore Fine Jewelry sits down to talk to Britt about leaving corporate to make jewelry, her meet cute in NYC with her current beau and the diamond industry and everything you need to know about it!  Follow her at @lanorefinejewlelry Episode brought to you by BurBur hair oil. Use code Britt for 15% off your first order at BurBur.com

Britt sits down with her bestie (pops) from Hell (Florida). They have a candid chat about him growing up in a family of 12, his views on life and funny stories from his childhood.  Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HC...

sorry for the bad audio besties. we will have it fixed next time. Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT  HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Dicey sits down with Brittany to chop it up about how growing up sucks, healing is very annoying, and they roast each other, with love. Follow Dicey @diceyapproved Sub the Patreon! Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT  HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Britt chats you up about her impending trip to the South of France, how sometimes you have to be the villain in other people’s story, and the synchronicity since moving from New York  Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code...

Ali sits down with Britt to play We’re Not Really Strangers, talk about how romantic love isn’t the end all be all and stop sharing her location with Brittany in real time.  Sub the Patreon for the real tea https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

his episode Britt dives into the move, the heartbreak and the hope in all of it.  Join the Patreon for the real tea :) Please subscribe to the Patreon to support the show. Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Charlotte sits down with Britt to talk about the blessings in a breakup, career redirection and sobriety. Follow Charlotte at @charlottemckinney Please subscribe to the Patreon to support the show. Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Shawn Breathwaite On this week’s episode Britt’s astrologer gives her a big, fat “I told you so” regarding her compatibility with her ex, talks about his new book ‘Unbreakable’ which explores healthy communication within relationships and they break down Astrological gangbanging. Get his book on Amazon https://a.co/d/05FBYFEf Please subscribe to the Patreon to support t...

Brittany spills about her recent breakup, how bad things always get better and dives into Badvice Please subscribe to the Patreon to support the show. Love you besties! BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Britt’s back talking about (possibly!) moving to New York, not aligning with Palm Beach and a piping hot Badvice segment.  Subscribe to the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/cw/brittanyschmitt/membership