Still. Real.

Adjust your velvet lapels, summon the champagne-steward, and mind your step on the pristine linen upholstery. This week at the Tendie Hearts Club , Lady Galentine and the dashing Lord Clementine return to the drawing-room to inspect the domestic archives of his Lordship’s upbringing. Moving past the question of whether he hails from an Iguana-keeping household, Lord Clementine reveals a childhood...

Adjust your velvet lapels, wind your pocket-chronometers, and prepare to vacate the spectator boxes. This week at the Tendie Hearts Club , Lady Galentine and the well-traveled Madame Flop return to the velvet parlor to dissect a highly controversial, seemingly taboo topic: the absolute necessity of The Public Flop . Lady Galentine confesses a paralyzing affliction shared by many a refined lady—a d...

Adjust your lace collars, pour a glass of inexpensive parlor elixir, and prepare to peer through the darkest couture lenses. This week at the Tendie Hearts Club , Lady Galentine welcomes a spectacular, well-traveled anomaly to the velvet drawing-room: the delightful Madame Flop . In previous years, our guest was shackled to the rigid, starched lineage of the Oops-a-feeling clan—a dignified family...

Adjust your velvet lapels, wind your pocket-chronometers, and step cleanly through the glass pane into the parlor. In this premier dispatch from the Tendie Hearts Club , Lady Galentine and our dust-bearded Gryphon examine a most rigid and peculiar social ritual: Engagement Ring Hunting . While the Femina Ordinarius (the starched Clockwork Complainants) march in perfect mathematical lines down the...

Pull up a hard-backed chair to the hearth, wind your pocket-chronometers, and check the prime on your muskets. In this dispatch from the Tendie Hearts Club , Lady Galentine sits across the parlor table from a most peculiar and handsome visitor: Lord Clementine , a gentleman hailing from the distant, sun-drenched Citrus-Plains. Through a clinical examination of how his Lordship articulates the fine...