Staff Meetings

This meeting is for the birds. The Agenda: 1.     Employee of the Month 2.     New Intern 3.     Birthdays 4.     Yahtzee! Scam 5.     Fire! 6.     Planetary Patronyms 7.     Bryan's Brewing Academy 8.     Chernobyl Farmer’s Market 9.  No Penguins! 10.  Waxwing Birds email: gravitybeardinc@gmail.com employee helpline: (214) 664-9744 Original release date: August 18, 2024

From the far reaches of space to the deepest depths of the sea. The Agenda: 1.     Employee of the Month 2.     Promotions 3.     Toph's Milestone Birthday 4.     Vending Machine Theft 5.     Menthol Chocolate Chip 6.     Keyboard Crumbs 7.     Oscar Meyer World Record 8.     Adult-size Big Wheels 9.     Pyrophone 10.  Ultimate Fart Blaster 11.  GravityBeard Solar System 12.  Pirates & Sea...

Our first Staff Meeting in almost four years! The Agenda: 1. Employee of the Month 2. New Interns 3. Birthdays 4. Organization Anniversaries (Beardmas) 5. Crapeteria 6. Wetter Wieners 7. Fowl Territory 8. Squtler Taxis 9. Summer Concert Series 10. German Pretzel Cutting 11. Graceland & Campo 12. Gorilla Couch 13. Boob Ceiling email: gravitybeardinc@gmail.com Original release date: June 9, 2024

The Official Donut of the GravityBeard Interns The Agenda: Rising star Sciencey Birthdays The Monument Buy them all! Check your desks Knife Wielding Baboons Emotional Efficiency Gulls v Starfish Please wear pants Toto on Tesla Donut Debate Is he still with us? Mathers on the run DeVilbiss Double Shot Original release date: August 2, 2020

Adam decides to get into the home reno game. Oh, it's also Toph's birthday. The Agenda: New #1 Another Csomo! Me Baby, Me! GBI Reno Project Adam Loves Peter Faulk Behemoth Beach Ball Water Skiing Monkeys 45 Minutes to Insanity Snarky Effronteries It wasn’t ketchup! Ed Asner Dethklok Drop the Anvil Torey + Kelsey From the Road Peter DeVilbiss Fun Fact Original release date: July 1, 2020.

It's time to celebrate some anniversaries, milestones, and our first Beardmas! Plus, our MVP, Keith, is retiring from competition! The Agenda:  Top Contributors Major Retirement New Interns Birthdays Promotions Cannibal Rats Radioactivities Official Number of the GBI Ed Asner Dethklok Update Dang you, Ritz cracker The Sausage Ones Original release date: June 7, 2020

A facilities upgrade even better than last week! The Agenda: Top Contributors BabyTern May Birthdays GlueTern SAFARI!!! Responsibly Distant High-Five Hey there, Corona Be More Lando Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself Ed Asner Death Clock Because…Christmas He’s back! Original release date: May 2, 2020

Adam and I announce the most exciting facilities upgrade ever!  Original release date: April 5, 2020

New format for our meetings. Company business only. Original release date: March 15, 2020

The beginning of the Ed Asner Death Clock Original release date: February 1, 2020

Adam takes the reins again as we head to our 2nd Annual GravityBeard office Christmas party.  The Agenda: Head to the bar Jim Brockmire New Team Member! Happy Birthday, Adam?! Merry Minor Tiff's Holiday Party Buffet Christmas Music Throw-down Intern Christmas Wish List THE CHRISTMAS QUIZ! Holiday Hotline Original release date: December 20, 2019

Jake and Tom of J ake and Tom Conquer the World were nice enough to record a segment of their show for us to use, Original release date: December 15, 2019

It's time to carve the turkey! The Agenda: Top Contributors November Birthdays How do you brush our teeth? Chainsaw Carving Knife Competitive Pillow Fighting Singers and Swingers in the Kitchen Uranus Update Naked = Aerodynamic Padres in the Doggy Door Assaulted by Mermaids GravityBeard at Half Speed Reboots and Remakes The Easy Rider Framed Roger Rabbit Mildly Inconvenient Audio Diary Origina...

Keith Gawla and Phil Kirsner join us for an "Ask Me Anything" Original release date: November 4, 2019

Keith Gawla and Harland McKenzie join us in the GravityBeard Real World house. The Agenda: Meet Our Guests Live Travel Diary Top Contributors New Interns Happy Birthday, Adam The Best Apple Overlord Lair The Mars Experience Phil wrote a book?! WTF Taco Bell?! Sam Barsky Hamlet’s Waterwheel The Best of Nextdoor Roadkill Mystery Solved Florida Man Funko Flop Hooray for Cheddar! Pumpkin Spice Origina...

The genesis of a new idea. Original Name Generator Post on Facebook - http://bit.ly/2kXwijB Original release date: September 20, 2019

The Official Sandwich of the GravityBeard Interns The Agenda: Top Contributors Birthdays Total Carnage Karaoke Kickoff Free Rocket Sports Complex Members of a Bizarre Order The Sandwich Blood Doping Bowlers Arson Bear Amish Snitch Micro Movie Review The Pillsbury Throwboy Moment of Triumph Original release date: September 17, 2019

He finally did it. It's also August which is Peter DeVilbiss Month. The Agenda: Other great contributors What’s on top of your fridge? French Space Force Sausage Fest GBI Olympics GBI Band Mars is Stupid Genital Blender Time Travel No one said it was ham Meth gators Florida Man Micro movie review Apartment Listen up Taco Bell Original release date: August 25, 2019

 Rock 'n Roll Accordion and a new way to farm and ranch. The Agenda: New top contributor? Proper cheesecake temperature Homicide (for ages 8 and up) History of the BLT Backyard Poultry Office Chair Racing Rock ‘n Roll Accordion Farm & ranch tips Mustard Ice Cream + Alien Bud Chocolate cake for breakfast Penis problems Florida man Apartment Hotline Messages Original release date: August 18,...

A real-time road trip audio diary as Adam moves from Miami to Austin. Then a huge reveal at the end. Original release date: August 3, 2019

Greg and John attend their first meeting and Adam makes a major announcement. The Agenda: Adam’s Big Announcment Special Guests Top Contributors New Interns August Birthdays Milestones Official Board Game Glitter Sh*tter Storming Area 51 Summer Hobby Series “It’s my purse” Eaten by your own dogs Birkinbine on Time Most Offensive Soup I eat a$$ Florida Man JFK Jr’s Flight Instructor Apartment Hotli...

We begin to focus on the animal kingdom. The Agenda: Top Contributors New Interns July birthdays The Official Cookie Chief Grilling Officer Crochet Shorts Dude’s Guide to the Couch Emergency Room Meth-fueled attack squirrel Real Life Mario Kart Track Adam’s Road Trip Audio Diaries OJ is on Twitter Florida Man Snoop’s World Record Gin & Juice Apartment Hotline The Great Sebastian Original relea...

A little bit of everything. The Agenda: Other Valuable Contributors The Eat Anything Boys Polls Yacht Tester Therapy Sword Throw Torching GravityBar Library GBI Economy Cow Kissing + Toilet Licking AirPod Poop Pizza vs. Cereal Tacos vs Space Carnival Fraud Florida Man Ice-T vs Amazon Apartment Hotline Original release date: June 16, 2019

Toph's Charleston Audio Diary and the debut of Florida Man. The Agenda: Top Contributors New Interns June Birthdays Charleston Audio Dairy Polls Jobs GBI Binge Club Beer Donkeys Intern Library Eye on Health Male Lactation Food + Travel Sports Florida Man (debut) Drop kick Arnold Alex Trebek cancer update Apartment Apartment - Animal Edition Hotline Original release date: June 11, 2019

Our longest meeting ever as we head into an extended break. The Agenda: Top Contributors Other Contributors New Interns Happy birthday, Adam 12-12-12 Challenge Private Island or Historic Town Dress Code Library Masked Phantom Club Book of the Week 2019 Hurricane Names Bob Ross Cereal Rocky Horror Castle Road Warrior Sportsucopia Guy on a Buffalo Adam’s Paranormal Corner Cancelled! Apartment Hotlin...